were you ever fondled outdoors?

Former Observer

were you ever fondled in public and if so how was it? Although a lot of abuse has been noted, there are also occasions when a snakey finger tickled your bumhole at the pedestrian lights, not altogether unwanted, or others who have tightened an arse cheek in preparation for a pinch on the rump as the traffic lights turned, someone's tongue in your ear, although it may have been a stranger on this occasion it was welcomed

kowloon

What is it about road signalling that gets you so excited?

EmmetSpiceland

No. And I can’t imagine enjoying any scenario where a stranger “bum-fingers”, “pinches” or “licks” me in a public setting.

Erik Shun

I do find all these local politicians are getting a little too over-familiar on the campaign trail at the moment!

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

No. And I can’t imagine enjoying any scenario where a stranger “bum-fingers”, “pinches” or “licks” me in a public setting.

What about ‘frotting’?

Hedgelayer

Back in the 80's there was always a feeler in the group.
I used to be petrified of the feeler, he'd punch you in the nuts or grab you by the balls or something.

Nowadays he'd probably be serving time in a youth institution for being a feeler...

Did any of ye have a feeler on the prowl?

Boom_Bap

Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...and that's just while nipping to Centra to pick up some mushy peas.

Deebles McBeebles

If you were fondled in a doorway would that be indoors or outdoors?

suicide_circus

had the plum nearly pulled off me in a field in Meath once

Former Observer

Hedgelayer wrote: »

Did any of ye have a feeler on the prowl?

Curly headed fellah with rough raspy skin (eczma probably) use to always feel up us boys, pull our nipples through our jerseys, generally get right up close in the play tunnels and tickle your legs and crack

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

What about ‘frotting’?

No “frotting”, “figging” nor “blumkining”!!

Mr. Incognito

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Erik Shun

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

If you keep that up he'll be jizzing in his pants in minutes!

Former Observer

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

I've already glitter in it so I'd probably not notice

dinorebel

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Gritty post.

Deebles McBeebles

Former Observer wrote: »

I've already glitter in it so I'd probably not notice

sbsquarepants

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

There's **** gel?:eek:

.Charlo

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Timberrrrrrrr

Never fondled but Freddie Starr once ate my hamster :mad:

sbsquarepants

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Ha, I read this 3 times as Dunnes.:D

JohnnyFlash

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

.Charlo

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

Hahaha not in them days. They had public toilets for that back then.

fxotoole

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Srsly WTF

Plopsu

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Really? What aisle did they stock them in? Asking for a friend.

Cody montana

Only in the bushes, which is outdoors.

Feisar

An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

Hedgelayer

There was once a guy in the neighbourhood who used to show his dogs lipstick to us when we were young.

Dirty bastard, I now know why his dog Toby never looked happy.

Last time I met the guy he was handcuffed to a detective on the Dublin Cork train back in 1996.

Poor old Toby, now and again I hope he got peace.

mad muffin

My dog always tries to fondle my leg in an aggressive humping manner…

corks finest

dinorebel wrote: »

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Gritty post.

Wouldn't get it in TFK

yellowpostit01

Feisar wrote: »

An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

I always found outdoor sex better in theory in practice. Maybe you have had better luck than me!

EmmetSpiceland

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Cody montana wrote: »

Only in the bushes, which is outdoors.

With strangers?

.Charlo

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

With strangers?

No,I'm not one of those degenerates.

Feisar

yellowpostit01 wrote: »

I always found outdoor sex better in theory in practice. Maybe you have had better luck than me!

I agree but the things ya do to keep women happy...

yellowpostit01

Feisar wrote: »

I agree but the things ya do to keep women happy...

You wouldn't want it to be too cold, or else "things" might not be as impressive as you had hoped!

EmmetSpiceland

.Charlo wrote: »

No,I'm not one of those degenerates.

Ah, see the thread is about strangers fondling you.

blinding

Not enough for my liking .

Deebles McBeebles

fxotoole wrote: »

Srsly WTF

Best representation I could find of Former Observer shortly after applying his glittery **** gel.

Deebles McBeebles

Feisar wrote: »

An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

F*ck sorry, didn't realise you could hear us.

JohnnyFlash

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

F*ck sorry, didn't realise you could hear us.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Ring her while you’re doing it.

handlemaster

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...and that's just while nipping to Centra to pick up some mushy peas.

sure you have :rolleyes:

Boom_Bap

handlemaster wrote: »

sure you have :rolleyes:

Fine, they weren't mushy peas, it was a can of Batchelors Processed Peas

Ten of Swords

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...while going through airport security acting dodgy as fuk.

Fixed

Day Lewin

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

Actually, yes.

The area on Donabate dunes that used to be cheerfully used by naturists for getting some sunshine on the bare skin and some natural bathing, is now infested with posers who stride slowly up and down, displaying like baboons.

W@nkers, and that's not even sarcasm.

Zorya

OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?












You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

spodoinkle

I had my leg felt by a man who has recently come to light as the head of a major peado ring, in the area Im from. I wish I was trolling.

EmmetSpiceland

Zorya wrote: »

OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?


You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

Fondle with care.

handlemaster

I find this thread a little creepy, its like a round about way of finding acceptance for sexual assault.

Former Observer

handlemaster wrote: »

I find this thread a little creepy, its like a round about way of finding acceptance for sexual assault.

Shouldn't need to be said that sexual assault is always wrong. There are however a vast range of possible human experiences, outliers of moral categories, gray areas, unknown pleasures waiting for each, at pedestrian crossings

harry Bailey esq

Erik Shun wrote: »

I do find all these local politicians are getting a little too over-familiar on the campaign trail at the moment!

Clown up my way is using aggressive seagulls as a platform to launch his campaign to be elected councillor. I won't name him, but he's on a FF ticket. Away with the birds if you ask me...
Actually fukkit, what harm in naming him. Niall Keady.

blinding

Zorya wrote: »

OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?












You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

it looks like the Democrats don’t want to have the Presidency .

Zorya

Former Observer wrote: »

Shouldn't need to be said that sexual assault is always wrong. There are however a vast range of possible human experiences, outliers of moral categories, gray areas, unknown pleasures waiting for each, at pedestrian crossings

Like unknown persons with garlic breath and chapped lips sticking their grotty tongue in your ear? :pac: