were you ever fondled outdoors?

Former Observer · 22-05-2019 12:15PM #1

were you ever fondled in public and if so how was it? Although a lot of abuse has been noted, there are also occasions when a snakey finger tickled your bumhole at the pedestrian lights, not altogether unwanted, or others who have tightened an arse cheek in preparation for a pinch on the rump as the traffic lights turned, someone's tongue in your ear, although it may have been a stranger on this occasion it was welcomed

kowloon · 22-05-2019 12:30PM

What is it about road signalling that gets you so excited?

EmmetSpiceland · 22-05-2019 12:31PM

No. And I can’t imagine enjoying any scenario where a stranger “bum-fingers”, “pinches” or “licks” me in a public setting.

Erik Shun · 22-05-2019 12:34PM

I do find all these local politicians are getting a little too over-familiar on the campaign trail at the moment!

JohnnyFlash · 22-05-2019 12:35PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

No. And I can’t imagine enjoying any scenario where a stranger “bum-fingers”, “pinches” or “licks” me in a public setting.

What about ‘frotting’?

Hedgelayer · 22-05-2019 12:35PM

Back in the 80's there was always a feeler in the group.
I used to be petrified of the feeler, he'd punch you in the nuts or grab you by the balls or something.

Nowadays he'd probably be serving time in a youth institution for being a feeler...

Did any of ye have a feeler on the prowl?

Boom_Bap · 22-05-2019 12:36PM

Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...and that's just while nipping to Centra to pick up some mushy peas.

Deebles McBeebles · 22-05-2019 12:36PM

If you were fondled in a doorway would that be indoors or outdoors?

suicide_circus · 22-05-2019 12:38PM

had the plum nearly pulled off me in a field in Meath once

Former Observer · 22-05-2019 12:45PM

Hedgelayer wrote: »

Did any of ye have a feeler on the prowl?

Curly headed fellah with rough raspy skin (eczma probably) use to always feel up us boys, pull our nipples through our jerseys, generally get right up close in the play tunnels and tickle your legs and crack

EmmetSpiceland · 22-05-2019 12:45PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

What about ‘frotting’?

No “frotting”, “figging” nor “blumkining”!!

Mr. Incognito · 22-05-2019 12:46PM

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Erik Shun · 22-05-2019 12:47PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

If you keep that up he'll be jizzing in his pants in minutes!

Former Observer · 22-05-2019 12:47PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

I've already glitter in it so I'd probably not notice

dinorebel · 22-05-2019 12:48PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Gritty post.

Deebles McBeebles · 22-05-2019 01:11PM

Former Observer wrote: »

I've already glitter in it so I'd probably not notice

sbsquarepants · 22-05-2019 01:13PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

There's **** gel?:eek:

.Charlo · 22-05-2019 01:15PM

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Timberrrrrrrr · 22-05-2019 01:17PM

Never fondled but Freddie Starr once ate my hamster :mad:

sbsquarepants · 22-05-2019 01:18PM

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Ha, I read this 3 times as Dunnes.:D

JohnnyFlash · 22-05-2019 01:18PM

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

.Charlo · 22-05-2019 01:19PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

Hahaha not in them days. They had public toilets for that back then.

fxotoole · 22-05-2019 01:20PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Srsly WTF

Plopsu · 22-05-2019 01:21PM

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Really? What aisle did they stock them in? Asking for a friend.

Cody montana · 22-05-2019 01:22PM

Only in the bushes, which is outdoors.

Feisar · 22-05-2019 01:22PM

An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

Hedgelayer · 22-05-2019 01:25PM

There was once a guy in the neighbourhood who used to show his dogs lipstick to us when we were young.

Dirty bastard, I now know why his dog Toby never looked happy.

Last time I met the guy he was handcuffed to a detective on the Dublin Cork train back in 1996.

Poor old Toby, now and again I hope he got peace.

mad muffin · 22-05-2019 01:41PM

My dog always tries to fondle my leg in an aggressive humping manner…

corks finest · 22-05-2019 01:44PM

dinorebel wrote: »

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm fantacising OP.

Ive a really explicit fantasy about putting some sand in the gel you use to **** with.

Gritty post.

Wouldn't get it in TFK

yellowpostit01 · 22-05-2019 01:44PM

Feisar wrote: »

An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

I always found outdoor sex better in theory in practice. Maybe you have had better luck than me!

EmmetSpiceland · 22-05-2019 01:46PM

.Charlo wrote: »

Used to get blowjobs up in the dunes in Donabate.

Cody montana wrote: »

Only in the bushes, which is outdoors.

With strangers?

were you ever fondled outdoors?

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