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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,558 ✭✭✭ofcork


    Appliances delivered being voiced now by Deirdre o kane brutal ads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,331 ✭✭✭jeremyj1968


    ofcork wrote: »
    Appliances delivered being voiced now by Deirdre o kane brutal ads.

    The woman is a professional irritant. People might say "oh but she has to earn a few quid", but she knows when she is voicing that ad that she is deliberately doing it to annoy people and get attention for the product. Like I read on here before, the only place that anybody should hear Deirdre O'Kane's voice doing the announcements is in a Prisoner Of War camp.


  • Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The woman is a professional irritant. People might say "oh but she has to earn a few quid", but she knows when she is voicing that ad that she is deliberately doing it to annoy people and get attention for the product. Like I read on here before, the only place that anybody should hear Deirdre O'Kane's voice doing the announcements is in a Prisoner Of War camp.

    I don’t get that ad. It starts off serious, then quickly it goes into full “Deirdre OKane” mode. The nasally stupid “ one hundred and ninety nine, ninety nine “ ****e over and over, then it ends serious again. Are we meant to find this funny ? It’s dreadful , literally cannot stand her ....or her voice. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Macdarack


    I don’t get that ad. It starts off serious, then quickly it goes into full “Deirdre OKane” mode. The nasally stupid “ one hundred and ninety nine, ninety nine “ ****e over and over, then it ends serious again. Are we meant to find this funny ? It’s dreadful , literally cannot stand her ....or her voice. :mad:
    Anyone who says yo yos for euros should be kneecapped, that gimp Paul Williams was particularly bad for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    The Energlaze Ads where two dickheads have a surreal conversation about the benefits of some type of replacement windows - and there's even a 'witty' reprise at the end about points made rather than point. God help us but this stuff is such drivel and wouldn't in anyway encourage one to buy the products.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Radio5


    Every ad about buying a new van for work seems to feature a gormless BJH Dub and his exasperated boss.

    Maria Doyle-Kennedy (at least I think it's her ) wasted in a car insurance ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Who keeps paying Diedre O Kane for voice overs.

    NAYNTE NAYNE NAYNTE NAYNE.

    Absolutely brutal ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75,249 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    One of the ads jokes about it being a contra deal for a new cooker, fridge and washing machine. I wouldn't be surprised if it was!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭Fatnacho


    “Patrona Flexi-Van..forget one plan, one van...no more chains on me!”
    What does that even mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Fatnacho wrote: »
    “Patrona Flexi-Van..forget one plan, one van...no more chains on me!”
    What does that even mean?

    They seem to be a fan of hozier


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭mimimcmc


    They seem to be a fan of hozier

    ah it's definitely more Chris Martin/Coldplay.. but ya, what does it mean??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    The Roadstone Retail Ad with the repeated bell ringing - moronic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    And prize for the most tasteless Ad goes to the Irish Indo for their "The Love Trail Verdict" promo with suitably melodramatic background music. Quite appalling even by the standards of the chip wrapper's gutter journalism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭mimimcmc


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    And prize for the most tasteless Ad goes to the Irish Indo for their "The Love Trail Verdict" promo with suitably melodramatic background music. Quite appalling even by the standards of the chip wrapper's gutter journalism.

    ha just heard it, it sounds like an ad for Ros na Rún


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,534 ✭✭✭chalkitdown1


    Fatnacho wrote: »
    “Patrona Flexi-Van..forget one plan, one van...no more chains on me!”
    What does that even mean?

    This one is starting to annoy me, now. They play a version of it twice per ad break as well. Hate that shít.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75,249 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Appliances Delivered "installation by professionals"

    So not the van drivers then? Because they're van drivers. Not electronic engineers.

    Admittedly, she didn't say qualified professionals - as they are presumably professional van drivers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    L1011 wrote: »
    Appliances Delivered "installation by professionals"

    So not the van drivers then? Because they're van drivers. Not electronic engineers.

    Admittedly, she didn't say qualified professionals - as they are presumably professional van drivers!


    Yeah; "professionals" who manage to hook all the power-hungry appliances into the one 4-way extension socket and kick it out of sight under the cupboard.
    Seen it more than once.
    The only professional who wears a stetson and is entitled to it is a genuine cowboy. These dangerous bstards are just rogues, chancers and vagabonds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,331 ✭✭✭jeremyj1968


    "Hoi, I'om Kate and I went to Foot Solutions cos I know that the Camino walk would be very tough on my millennial feet. "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    COSMOS , the head colourist in a busy saloon and his life transformed by 300 euro bits of plastic insoles for his feet ....Carl Sagan is turning in his grave .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    snap !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,959 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    That advert for seeing your dad's towel drop in the changing room is slightly creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭endofrainbow


    NIMAN wrote: »
    That advert for seeing your dad's towel drop in the changing room is slightly creepy.


    Thought it was father in law ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,959 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Thought it was father in law ?

    Only heard it once, slightly less creepy but creepy all the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,205 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Only heard it once, slightly less creepy but creepy all the same.

    Yes ,the father in law, exposing a big sweaty arse crack with the jewelry glistening in full relief.

    Some sight in fairness.....not sommit a lad might forget.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Yes ,the father in law, exposing a big sweaty arse crack with the jewelry glistening in full relief.

    Some sight in fairness.....not sommit a lad might forget.

    He could've averted his gaze. Methinks this Son-In-Law was getting his jollies perving on the oul lad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    NIMAN wrote: »
    That advert for seeing your dad's towel drop in the changing room is slightly creepy.


    Radio advertising will never be the same again, for me.
    Well done, that agency idiot that thought of that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,331 ✭✭✭jeremyj1968


    NIMAN wrote: »
    That advert for seeing your dad's towel drop in the changing room is slightly creepy.

    I think that ad is just disgusting. Played during the day when kids might be listening in their parents car. Is think this tells how devoid of originality the marketing people are rather than the "power of the radio as an advertising medium". The ad should be pulled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,205 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    It’s the Father in Law not the Dad.

    Surprised that they didn’t mention that he had a dose of ‘wineglow’ around the cluster.

    Disgusting ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    I think that ad is just disgusting. Played during the day when kids might be listening in their parents car. Is think this tells how devoid of originality the marketing people are rather than the "power of the radio as an advertising medium". The ad should be pulled.
    I think this will be gone fairly quickly ,the other day in the ad break on lyric fm it was the only ad between pieces from Mozarts requiem and another serene piece , even the presenter was mortified .It's feckin' gross , I don't want to hear about some all fella's sweaty crack and sack every 5 minutes .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "It's not just any auld arsecrack.
    It's a Gaiety arsecrack!"


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