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Down with Upskirting: The End of Old School Perversions?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Train and bus stations are still popular hang out for your garden variety pervert. It is the one constant in this fast changing world.

    Would the garden variety not be more common in hedges and bushes ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Candie wrote: »
    Maybe they thought you looked like a fellow pervert :eek:

    Yeah, I got rid of the trenchcoat and crotchless trousers the next day ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Would the garden variety not be more common in hedges and bushes ?

    Never seen a perv in one but I've seen a few saucy mags stashed in hedges.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Would the garden variety not be more common in hedges and bushes ?

    Haha you said bushes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,302 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    Yeah, the “Dublin Bike Scheme” certainly put an end to that sort of carry on in the Capital. You couldn’t be sure who’d been on it last or that the scent hadn’t be diluted by some other sweaty arse.

    .

    In future my last action before returning a Dublin Bike to the stand will be to fart thunderously on the saddle. Just in case :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    That’s the “Japanese” version, yes.

    Whats the other version? Asking for a friend....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Would the garden variety not be more common in hedges and bushes ?

    If i referred to them as 'vanilla' perverts, should i have situated them whacking off in a large tub of ice cream.

    Fcuks sakes. No pleasing some people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    If i referred to them as 'vanilla' perverts, should i have situated them whacking off in a large tub of ice cream.

    Fcuks sakes. No pleasing some people.

    Maybe they should be called public transport perverts .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Maybe they should be called public transport perverts .

    Bus ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Bus ****.

    I see where you're cumming from.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Bus ****.

    There’s a fetish out there where some people are sexually attracted to buses and cars. Not those fûcking idiots wearing Subaru or Ferrari jackets, but lads who get a stiffy when they see a new or attractive model of car. One guy tried to ‘make love’ to a car and badly burned his flute on the exhaust pipe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Whats the other version? Asking for a friend....

    “European” sharking.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    What an odd use of quotation marks!

    I believe the names were created by Americans, while both types of sharking are popular in Japan I don’t know if the acts originated there.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Someone tell me how European sharking differs.

    I hope it involves sharks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭RollieFingers


    There’s a fetish out there where some people are sexually attracted to buses and cars. Not those fûcking idiots wearing Subaru or Ferrari jackets, but lads who get a stiffy when they see a new or attractive model of car. One guy tried to ‘make love’ to a car and badly burned his flute on the exhaust pipe.



    Goes beyond just cars now John, this woman loves a rollercoaster, and I believe there's a lady married to the Eiffel Tower too. Wouldn't be my cup of tea but whatever you're into I guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Candie wrote: »
    Someone tell me how European sharking differs.

    I hope it involves sharks.

    I have a feeling it doesn't involve sharks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I believe the names were created by Americans, while both types of sharking are popular in Japan I don’t know if the acts originated there.

    Is sharking anyways related to figging?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,484 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Candie wrote: »
    Someone tell me how European sharking differs.

    I hope it involves sharks.

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    There’s a fetish out there where some people are sexually attracted to buses and cars. Not those fûcking idiots wearing Subaru or Ferrari jackets, but lads who get a stiffy when they see a new or attractive model of car. One guy tried to ‘make love’ to a car and badly burned his flute on the exhaust pipe.

    Did he go to his GP or his mechanic over his burned flute ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    “European” sharking.

    Yeah but whats the difference between the one that was described and the European version?


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  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a feeling it doesn't involve sharks.

    We still have hope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Candie wrote: »
    Someone tell me how European sharking differs.

    I hope it involves sharks.

    In the “European” version the assailant “**** off” on to the victim and runs off.

    I believe it actually happened to a woman out running recently in Dublin. Don’t know if it was filmed though. Either way, it should be classed as sexual assault even more so than flashers, trench coat masturbators or gropers.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,972 ✭✭✭Chris_Heilong


    The law will not stop anything, the people that would have done this before will still be the ones that do it after, most people are normal and dont need to law to tell them what is right or wrong and the people part taking in Upskirting already know it is wrong.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In the “European” version the assailant “**** off” on to the victim and runs off.

    I believe it actually happened to a woman out running recently in Dublin. Don’t know if it was filmed though. Either way, it should be classed as sexual assault even more so than flashers, trench coat masturbators or gropers.

    Yeah, someone attempted that behind me in a queue for the loo at an outdoor event. Not very pleasant but people around laughed it off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    The law will not stop anything, the people that would have done this before will still be the ones that do it after, most people are normal and dont need to law to tell them what is right or wrong and the people part taking in Upskirting already know it is wrong.

    Yeah but now there's a specific offence they can be charged with, same with revenge porn and other internet stuff.

    Rape Crisis Network rep explained on the radio today that offences such as harassment up to now would require direct contact or communication with the victim, so, although clearly harassment, posting somebody's nudes all over the internet didn't count.

    Looking up someone's skirt and taking a photograph up their skirt are different acts with different implications, the laws as they stood were behind the times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    In the “European” version the assailant “**** off” on to the victim and runs off.
    Candie wrote: »
    Yeah, someone attempted that behind me in a queue for the loo at an outdoor event. Not very pleasant but people around laughed it off.

    Jesus that really is piss poor. What sort of mind would you have to have?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭TCM


    High quality thread.


    Now that you're contributing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Candie wrote: »
    Yeah, someone attempted that behind me in a queue for the loo at an outdoor event. Not very pleasant but people around laughed it off.

    It’s no laughing matter. If I saw someone engaging in that sort of depravity they’d be getting a swift dig in the head and a boot up the hole.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It’s no laughing matter. If I saw someone engaging in that sort of depravity they’d be getting a swift dig in the head and a boot up the hole.

    I was about 13, he was about 15 and he and his friends were all drunk. I think it was a dare. He stopped when I saw what he was doing and I scooted back to my family and never said anything because I know if I'd told my dad, he would have killed him, and I mean killed.

    Never thought about it much after that, hopefully he didn't expand his repertoire as he got older.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Is sharking anyways related to figging?

    No, I was confuse myself about “figging” recently. I thought that was when two lads tug their todgers side by side, like as one, still not sure what that is called.

    No ginger involved either way.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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