The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Simi · 28-03-2019 08:21PM

Chynese with a Y!

Paddy Cow · 28-03-2019 11:03PM

Simi wrote: »

Chynese with a Y!

Someone called their kid Chynese? What? Alec Baldwin called his daughter Ireland but at least it wasn't Irysh!

retro:electro · 30-03-2019 08:24PM

I believe I’ve said this at least twice on this thread throughout the years, but it deserves to be said again. There is a traveller where I live who called her child Tupac Ward.

Sardonicat · 30-03-2019 08:37PM

retro:electro wrote: »

I believe I’ve said this at least twice on this thread throughout the years, but it deserves to be said again. There is a traveller where I live who called her child Tupac Ward.

Let's hope he doesn't marry Beyonce McCarthy from down my way!

SusieBlue · 04-04-2019 04:54PM

Kaydee Mai.

What's wrong with Katie ffs, Kaydee is just unnecessarily complicating things. Everyone's going to end up calling her Katie anyway!

Teepinaw · 07-04-2019 09:21AM

Kyron

Sardonicat · 07-04-2019 01:21PM

Teepinaw wrote: »

Kyron

Sounds like a sci-fi villian or a conglomerate of baddies in a Bond flick.

Ipso · 07-04-2019 07:00PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

Sounds like a sci-fi villian or a conglomerate of baddies in a Bond flick.

Or Nylon made with kale.

Mad_maxx · 07-04-2019 07:23PM

Seff

They weren't Jewish either

poisonated · 07-04-2019 07:46PM

I know someone called frank

Teepinaw · 07-04-2019 11:17PM

poisonated wrote: »

I know someone called frank

Say it posh: Fronk

Hal3000 · 07-04-2019 11:26PM

Brophy Minougue aged 7
Nullman Catterwaller - friends kid from Australia

Woshy · 08-04-2019 03:53PM

SusieBlue wrote: »

Kaydee Mai.

What's wrong with Katie ffs, Kaydee is just unnecessarily complicating things. Everyone's going to end up calling her Katie anyway!

I know someone who called her kid Emma-Lee.

So basically Emily. That's what everyone will call her.

Paddy Cow · 08-04-2019 11:25PM

Woshy wrote: »

I know someone who called her kid Emma-Lee.

So basically Emily. That's what everyone will call her.

Emily is what she'll be called but she'll spend her whole life correcting people on the spelling. Why would the parents do that?

764dak · 09-04-2019 12:45AM

Ashley is strange as a boy's name outside England and Wales.

clappyhappy · 10-04-2019 05:16AM

Was in lidl last night, a father was calling his 2 sons to stop running and go to him.

Boys were called Zain/Zayne and Forest. Real culchie looking boys, reddish blonde hair, freckles, cute kids but names did not suit them.

Hotblack Desiato · 10-04-2019 10:11AM

Names like that don't suit anyone.

iamwhoiam · 10-04-2019 11:02AM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Names like that don't suit anyone.

Zain is an old Arabic name so I am sure it suits Arab children

11-04-2019 03:23PM

Hal3000 wrote: »

Brophy Minougue aged 7
Nullman Catterwaller - friends kid from Australia

Might Nullman’s sister be Kitty? Would go with the surname!

Conor Bourke · 17-04-2019 08:07AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....

Kynzli

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/child-finds-drugs-inside-kinder-egg-at-fife-play-park-1-4907679?fbclid=IwAR17xg7vQelpOqIC7UXhrnjpND3F8WrDMRu-ATs0QkO0Hv6QUp4qBMl4OEU

Witchie · 17-04-2019 11:19AM

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....

Kynzli

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/child-finds-drugs-inside-kinder-egg-at-fife-play-park-1-4907679?fbclid=IwAR17xg7vQelpOqIC7UXhrnjpND3F8WrDMRu-ATs0QkO0Hv6QUp4qBMl4OEU

How do you even pronounce thon?

marieholmfan · 17-04-2019 11:37AM

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....

Kynzli

https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/child-finds-drugs-inside-kinder-egg-at-fife-play-park-1-4907679?fbclid=IwAR17xg7vQelpOqIC7UXhrnjpND3F8WrDMRu-ATs0QkO0Hv6QUp4qBMl4OEU

Disgusting to hold an identifiable child up for mockery.

Cornelius Crow may you have all the happiness that you deserve.

SusieBlue · 17-04-2019 12:04PM

A Fife mum has told of her shock after her eight-year-old son discovered a children’s treat filled with drugs at a popular play park.

Stacey Thomson had taken Kynzli....

Looks to me like Kynzli's mammy is the one who made him identifiable here.

We are discussing names here, not personally attacking the people that own them. If someone said they hated my name I wouldn't care, because its no reflection on me, just on my name.
Which many thousands of other women also have. Are all those people supposed to be offended too, that someone on the internet thinks their name isn't nice?

You clearly don't get the concept of the thread so it baffles me why you continuously post here, taking it upon yourself to defend all names at all costs and wishing ill on the people who discuss them

Conor Bourke · 17-04-2019 12:12PM

marieholmfan wrote: »

Disgusting to hold an identifiable child up for mockery.

Cornelius Crow may you have all the happiness that you deserve.

Thanks Hun xox

Paddy Cow · 17-04-2019 12:49PM

Witchie wrote: »

How do you even pronounce thon?

Kinsley?

longgonesilver · 17-04-2019 01:25PM

Children are not being held up to ridicule here but their names and parents choices of names are, and I see that as acceptable, but be careful of putting up full names. Look at what happens when Nullman Catterwaller puts his name into Google.

Kynzli is not unique but seems to be a girls name.

https://datayze.com/name-uniqueness-analyzer.php?name=kynzli

Purple Mountain · 17-04-2019 02:32PM

I suspect Marieholmfan was being sarcastic.

marieholmfan · 17-04-2019 02:34PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I suspect Marieholmfan was being sarcastic.

No I was not.
While making fun of people's names is disgusting and pathetic the argument could be made that it is not harming any one identifiable child.
To single out this little boy for ridicule is disgusting and those who are unable to see that were very badly reared.

SusieBlue · 17-04-2019 02:37PM

marieholmfan wrote: »

No I was not.
While making fun of people's names is disgusting and pathetic the argument could be made that it is not harming any one identifiable child.
To single out this little boy for ridicule is disgusting and those who are unable to see that were very badly reared.

Well I for one am very offended and have very hurt feelings at your remarks about my upbringing. I'm extremely upset at your insinuations.

May you have all the happiness that you deserve, marieholmfan. Disgusting.

Deebles McBeebles · 17-04-2019 03:04PM

marieholmfan wrote: »

No I was not.
While making fun of people's names is disgusting and pathetic the argument could be made that it is not harming any one identifiable child.
To single out this little boy for ridicule is disgusting and those who are unable to see that were very badly reared.

No comeuppance!

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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