public masturbation

JohnnyFlash · 14-04-2019 09:58AM

Ariadne · 14-04-2019 10:03AM

I don't think I've ever noticed someone **** in public. I do tend to be a bit oblivious to what's going on most of the time though.

Auldloon · 14-04-2019 10:07AM

I’ve never seen any public ****, closest I’ve seen is a hooker stick her face out a slow moving car window and spitting out a large gob before being ejected in a state of undress. I was in the car behind.

Avatar MIA · 14-04-2019 10:40AM

Auldloon wrote: »

I was in the car behind.

Next?

myshirt · 14-04-2019 10:41AM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

It's been done here,

Kinda,

Just at 35000ft. I believe he blamed medication.

So....well yes, but actually no.

Thinly veiled warning to not order the Seafood Chowder at a certain Cork restaurant.

sparksfly · 14-04-2019 10:49AM

Lindsey Elegant Macaroon wrote: »

Jesus maybe I bring it out in people. I can think of three off the top of my head.

or on top of your head like those a Japanese videosðŸ˜

14-04-2019 10:50AM

I would love to get into the mindsert of someone who does this.

Not just this - but almost any 'kink'.

I find them fascinating, don't you?

There are so many interesting theories about sexual fantasies and how, or why, they may have developed in an individual -- childhood trauma, emotional immaturity, early sexual experiences, sexual orientation, mental health... ?

I personally don't have many 'unusual' sexual interests, but I experimented a lot with drugs in my college years, and that's certainly one good way of meeting people with strange sexual predilections: from 'Choke me, papa!', to piss, or worse.

I feel as though such preferences say a lot about or personalities and our pasts, which is perhaps why they remain so intimate and secret.

Poor Uncle Tom · 14-04-2019 12:28PM

up for anything wrote: »

I thought it had tapered off in the last couple of decades. I worked in Germany in '80-'81 and for men a wank seemed to be the standard way of passing time while waiting for a tram. Once while standing at a stop waiting for the tram I looked to my left and saw the chap there was standing with his back to the tracks and facing the back wall of the shelter and knocking one out. I immediately averted my eyes and looked to my right and his clone was at the same crack on my other side. I was frozen both figuratively and literally - there were two inches of snow on the ground. I'm surprised they were able to find anything to grasp.

It was commonplace back then though, maybe because there was usually no such thing as a room of your own so better to do it out in public rather than have your room-sharing sibling ripping the piss out of you.

Clearly, you're not up for anything.....

enricoh · 14-04-2019 12:39PM

Ive heard its a fast track way to the disability allowance! Start cracking off in the supermarket, get cops called n job done.
Short term shame for long term gain!!
No more dole hassling u to do crappy courses or applying for crappy jobs. Great job!

tritium · 14-04-2019 12:50PM

No experience of seeing it but I have seen folks walking around exposed from the waist down with seemingly no awareness of it.

Tbh a lot of it id put down to psychiatric issues that often don’t get the treatment they need. It’s a pretty sad state when many families have to care for individuals with significant problems because the system doesn’t have capacity. Unfortunately it’s easier to vilify them as perverts than insist they get much needed help.

The Rape of Lucretia · 14-04-2019 02:50PM

Dont knock it, if you havent knocked one out, out.

Dakota Dan · 14-04-2019 04:22PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

It's been done here,

Kinda,

Just at 35000ft. I believe he blamed medication.

So....well yes, but actually no.

I always thought that was a lame excuse but recently one of my in laws had alcohol after taking two nurofen and got pure hyper after it, it lasted about 10 minutes and she was mortified after.

Your Face · 14-04-2019 04:47PM

In Ireland, it's known as busking.

14-04-2019 04:48PM

Dakota Dan wrote: »

I always thought that was a lame excuse but recently one of my in laws had alcohol after taking two nurofen and got pure hyper after it, it lasted about 10 minutes and she was mortified after.

Thanks for the tip, my dealer is in Portugal for the weekend.

Mister Vain · 14-04-2019 05:24PM

I've never seen it myself but I know a girl who works as a hairdresser and she said a guy once started **** while she was cutting his hair. He actually came and then walked out with half his head shaved.

Avatar MIA · 14-04-2019 07:07PM

Mister Vain wrote: »

He actually came and then walked out with half his head shaved.

Pretty sure that's how all fashion crazes get started.

up for anything · 14-04-2019 10:48PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Clearly, you're not up for anything.....

I need to change my name to Up for Most Things.

14-04-2019 11:40PM

Mister Vain wrote: »

I've never seen it myself but I know a girl who works as a hairdresser and she said a guy once started **** while she was cutting his hair. He actually came and then walked out with half his head shaved.

I know a guy who was cleaning his glasses underneath the cape or whatever it is when getting his hair cut, and the hairdresser thought he was having a **** and pulled off the cape and there was his glasses in his hand .... EMBARRASSING !!!!

Larbre34 · 14-04-2019 11:46PM

Once, when I was young, Jim fixed it for me to learn how to milk a cow, blindfolded.

Mister Vain · 15-04-2019 11:47AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a guy who was cleaning his glasses underneath the cape or whatever it is when getting his hair cut, and the hairdresser thought he was having a **** and pulled off the cape and there was his glasses in his hand .... EMBARRASSING !!!!

Haha brilliant. Reminds of that masturbation prank on Chatroulette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6MslRXOETI

valoren · 15-04-2019 12:15PM

Always loved the Billy Connelly joke;

"I remember the first time I saw a dirty magazine, I was **** myself silly but then the shop keeper said "Are you going to ****ing buy that or what??""

SoundsRight · 15-04-2019 12:22PM

Is it really any different to breast feeding in public?

15-04-2019 12:42PM

SoundsRight wrote: »

Is it really any different to breast feeding in public?

Fcuking trolls these days. No effort whatsoever.

15-04-2019 12:44PM

SoundsRight wrote: »

Is it really any different to breast feeding in public?

Fcuking trolls these days. No effort whatsoever.

C'mon man, show some self-respect.

EmmetSpiceland · 15-04-2019 12:46PM

SoundsRight wrote: »

Is it really any different to breast feeding in public?

Very different taste.

partyguinness · 15-04-2019 02:49PM

I've clearly had a very sheltered life as I have never seen or suspected anyone masterbating in public. I have been to sex clubs but they don't count.

15-04-2019 03:07PM

Fella on the back of bus when I was 15 I was at opposite sode of the back row and hear a load Moan and he has his Todger in his hand .... 3 women freaked and the bus driver had to yank him off - the bus now not him

SoundsRight · 15-04-2019 03:30PM

It's interesting to see the difference in how women react on these videos. Western women will be disgusted or alarmed. Indian women (lot of these videos are from India for some reason) just sit there and do nothing. They're so docile.

TomSweeney · 15-04-2019 03:57PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a guy who was cleaning his glasses underneath the cape or whatever it is when getting his hair cut, and the hairdresser thought he was having a **** and pulled off the cape and there was his glasses in his hand .... EMBARRASSING !!!!

I've heard that myth, one I heard was the hairdresser threw scalding coffee on him saying "Ya DURTY BASTURD"!!!

Boom, just cleaning his specs.

orourkeda1977 · 15-04-2019 08:00PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Did some work in a psychiatric hospital a few years ago and walked into a courtyard with patients in it. In the corner was a 90 year old patient doubled over with his pants around his ankles,ramming two fingers in and out of his arse while having an oul pedal and crank. He was really driving them home. Nobody even batted an eyelid.

In fairness, if I was 90 and in a mental institution i'd be sticking all sorts up my arse to make the pain go away

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