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Most ballsy thing you ever did?

  • 14-04-2019 06:43PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭


    Someone asked me this today and I couldn't think of anything. Still can't but would love some inspiration!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,226 ✭✭✭gifted


    Someone asked me this today and I couldn't think of anything. Still can't but would love some inspiration!


    Shoved s bullys head into the bin in burgerking in cork years ago...maggot threatened my brother and his girlfriend as they were eating...I was walking past it at the same time as my brother came out all upset


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Charles Ingles


    gifted wrote: »
    Shoved s bullys head into the bin in burgerking in cork years ago...maggot threatened my brother and his girlfriend as they were eating...I was walking past it at the same time as my brother came out all upset

    You won't believe it I think I was there that day and see the whole thing.
    Fair play to you , that bully she deserved it


  • Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jumping out of an aeroplane.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,139 ✭✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Ate some after eights at half 7


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭bri007


    Sitting in passenger seat in my partners car....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Bunch of feminists protesting on O'Connell street, I shouted at them to get back to the kitchen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,848 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    bri007 wrote: »
    Sitting in passenger seat in my partners car....

    Sitting in the passenger seat in MY car with my partner driving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,226 ✭✭✭gifted


    You won't believe it I think I was there that day and see the whole thing.
    Fair play to you , that bully she deserved it

    I laughed out loud at this ..good one


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Charles Ingles


    Bunch of feminists protesting on O'Connell street, I shouted at them to get back to the kitchen.

    You know feminists have no sense of humour, luckily you weren't arrested for a hate crime


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    PsychoPete wrote: »
    Ate some after eights at half 7

    Post reported.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,816 ✭✭✭Wildly Boaring


    Was about 12.

    Big crash near home. One man thrown head first out the front window.

    Wearing the USA 94 Jersey so mobiles not invented yet.

    Nearest house had 2 fairly intimidating alsatians that I was petrified of back them.

    My little 12 year old self ran past them to the front door for neighbour to ring ambulance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Jumped over a cliff into the sea not knowing what lay beneath

    The recklessness of youth

    If you could only bottle it


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,543 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    First time I banned that PUA guy who re-regs around here....





    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 876 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    I used a Lidl bag for life in Aldi. I'm thinking about doing it again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    I used a Lidl bag for life in Aldi. I'm thinking about doing it again.

    You never get the same rush the second time.

    Maybe pretend you've a broken arm in a sling and fill a trolley with stuff, and pack it real slow...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I used head and shoulders on my balls!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 10,828 ✭✭✭✭893bet


    Castrated a bull yesterday.

    Pretty ballsy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Held the hand of a dead road crash victim. It was a fairly brutal scene and I wanted to run away but he was just a young lad and I kept thinking of his mum and how she wouldn't have wanted her boy to be alone at a time like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Always Tired


    I find that whether a decision is ballsy or stupid relies heavily on the result. Most of the ones I've thought were the former turned out to be the latter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    With my right foot hanging off and broken in 4 places I took my crashed motorbike back off a scumbag who wanted to "mind" it for me.

    Adrenaline let's you do amazing things !!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Charles Ingles


    893bet wrote: »
    Castrated a bull yesterday.

    Pretty ballsy.

    That took some balls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,863 ✭✭✭touts


    Stopped my car to go after some traveller kids who had just threw a stone through the windscreen as I passed their halting site. Got half way down the lane towards the site when I came to my senses. Guards later told me if I followed them into the halting site or if some of their parents had been around the road I'd probably have been facing weeks in hospital.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,750 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Was walking home after a night out years ago Was about half two in the morning. Met a girl walking on her own and about 30 seconds after noticed a guy across the road hiding behind a van and watching her as she walked along. He had his hood up and kind of around his face. I turned and watched him and saw him crossing the road in a hurry, and now walk along about 50M behind the girl.
    I turned and started following him trying to catch up but he started to jog and snuck up on her. She heard him when he was a couple of feet away and turned, starting to scream. He caught her by the elbows and spun her around. She burst out laughing. It was a friend of hers and he was walking home in the same direction.
    Just as she recognized him, they heard me running towards them (was about 20 yards away). As they stared at me I copped my intervention would not be needed and turned sheepishly and resumed walking home.

    Running those 40 yards or so in the state I was in was not good for me and about a minute later I ended up getting sick in to somebodies hedge. I was thinking as I did this that if they caught me, I'd be better off not trying to explain how I was actually a superhero. If he had something sinister in mind, the only thing I'd have been good for would have been screaming my head off.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Charles Ingles


    touts wrote: »
    Stopped my car to go after some traveller kids who had just threw a stone through the windscreen as I passed their halting site. Got half way down the lane towards the site when I came to my senses. Guards later told me if I followed them into the halting site or if some of their parents had been around the road I'd probably have been facing weeks in hospital.

    Maybe you might have been surprised.
    The parents could have chastised their children,made their children apologise and repaid you for the damaged windscreen.
    Travelers are people too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Drank 2 cups of coffee after 9pm one night. Might not have slept a wink, but I chanced it. That's just how I roll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Maybe you might have been surprised.
    The parents could have chastised their children,made their children apologise and repaid you for the damaged windscreen.
    Travelers are people too

    Too many drugs last night eh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,308 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Bungee jump in New Zealand..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    touts wrote: »
    Stopped my car to go after some traveller kids who had just threw a stone through the windscreen as I passed their halting site. Got half way down the lane towards the site when I came to my senses. Guards later told me if I followed them into the halting site or if some of their parents had been around the road I'd probably have been facing weeks in hospital.

    I did this in Sandyford years ago..... The kids shot out the side windows in the bus I was driving, I drove into where they were and guys came out to say it wasn't their kids and then changed their tune when I point to the CCTV all over it.... They apologized and didn't want the cops of course....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    touts wrote: »
    Stopped my car to go after some traveller kids who had just threw a stone through the windscreen as I passed their halting site. Got half way down the lane towards the site when I came to my senses. Guards later told me if I followed them into the halting site or if some of their parents had been around the road I'd probably have been facing weeks in hospital.

    Maybe you might have been surprised.
    The parents could have chastised their children,made their children apologise and repaid you for the damaged windscreen.
    Travelers are people too


    My bro chased a traveller into a halting site for ALLEGEDLY committing a crime...where a different lad to who he was chasing came out from a caravan and hit him in the head with an iron bar.


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