public masturbation

diusmr8a504cvk · 13-04-2019 07:20PM

Lindsey Elegant Macaroon wrote: »

I honestly don't even know how many men I've seen masturbating in public. Like it's less than a dozen but surely anyone who's been outside in a city more than 50 times has been subjected to it?

Yeah but you probably saw it in Dublin which is a kip so..

EmmetSpiceland · 13-04-2019 07:22PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Is sniffing bicycle seats still a thing? Or have most perverts migrated to purely virtual means of quenching their sick and twisted desires?

I think with the dwindling numbers attending mass and the advent of things like the “Dublin Bike” scheme that saddle sniffing fell out of vogue.

To be honest with you, I would see that as a victimless crime. Certainly wouldn’t be up there with the public masturbator or indecent assault.

noubliezjamais · 13-04-2019 07:28PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I would be inclined to believe it is the latter, the same type of offender that would purposely sit beside a young schoolgirl on a bus for the purposes of feeling her up.

That was going on quite a bit when I was a lad, not sure if it’s still as prevalent with all the camera etc.

What about other forms of sexual assault on women? Groping, touching on the bus?

Another thing I'm surprised isn't as common we hear about is masturbating into belongings. Sounds like a joke i made up but know a woman who had a friend with a 20ish son and slept over at her house regularly. at some point she was puzzled why her boots, heels, and handbag felt wet. Eventually caught him putting her handbag back into the sitting room and ended the friendship.

Wonder if all of these can be taken up as criminal cases

EmmetSpiceland · 13-04-2019 07:41PM

noubliezjamais wrote: »

What about other forms of sexual assault on women? Groping, touching on the bus?

Another thing I'm surprised isn't as common we hear about is masturbating into belongings. Sounds like a joke i made up but know a woman who had a friend with a 20ish son and slept over at her house regularly. at some point she was puzzled why her boots, heels, and handbag felt wet. Eventually caught him putting her handbag back into the sitting room and ended the friendship.

Wonder if all of these can be taken up as criminal cases

I don’t know firsthand if it still goes on on the buses but considering the amount of antisocial carry on that goes on I would be surprised if it didn’t.

I’m not sure about the legal consequences of jizzing off into someone’s handbag or other belongings, it’s pretty gross but not sure if it’s a sexual assault. I am, however, open to correction.

zapitastas · 13-04-2019 07:44PM

Never saw it here but I saw it in LA. Was in a car and was looking out the window and there was some fella standing on the footpath and **** out into the road without a care in the world

sligojoek · 13-04-2019 07:48PM

I once told a woman in front of me on the bus that there was jizz in her hair. She said, "no. It's probably yoghurt". I said "You're wrong. I've never ejaculated yoghurt before".

Sir Osis of Liver. · 13-04-2019 07:48PM

Did some work in a psychiatric hospital a few years ago and walked into a courtyard with patients in it. In the corner was a 90 year old patient doubled over with his pants around his ankles,ramming two fingers in and out of his arse while having an oul pedal and crank. He was really driving them home. Nobody even batted an eyelid.

13-04-2019 08:31PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Did some work in a psychiatric hospital a few years ago and walked into a courtyard with patients in it. In the corner was a 90 year old patient doubled over with his pants around his ankles,ramming two fingers in and out of his arse while having an oul pedal and crank. He was really driving them home. Nobody even batted an eyelid.

a former radio presenter/dj will be dm'ing you where this was

kowloon · 13-04-2019 09:10PM

Dale Doback wrote: »

It's like Pringles.

Sour cream and onion if you want to be specific.

up for anything · 13-04-2019 09:16PM

I thought it had tapered off in the last couple of decades. I worked in Germany in '80-'81 and for men a wank seemed to be the standard way of passing time while waiting for a tram. Once while standing at a stop waiting for the tram I looked to my left and saw the chap there was standing with his back to the tracks and facing the back wall of the shelter and knocking one out. I immediately averted my eyes and looked to my right and his clone was at the same crack on my other side. I was frozen both figuratively and literally - there were two inches of snow on the ground. I'm surprised they were able to find anything to grasp.

It was commonplace back then though, maybe because there was usually no such thing as a room of your own so better to do it out in public rather than have your room-sharing sibling ripping the piss out of you.

r93kaey5p2izun · 13-04-2019 09:27PM

I've seen it three times. Once was a fella beside me on the bus. Another was a fella hiding in bushes across the road while I was waiting at a bus stop. He ran after me when I noticed him and started to walk away. The third was a student in the school where I taught.

Balanadan · 13-04-2019 09:34PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

It's been done here,

Kinda,

Just at 35000ft. I believe he blamed medication.

So....well yes, but actually no.

Snakes on a plane

13-04-2019 10:12PM

This thread has been an eye opener.

tuxy · 13-04-2019 10:18PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Is sniffing bicycle seats still a thing? Or have most perverts migrated to purely virtual means of quenching their sick and twisted desires?

Not many of them left now

Balanadan · 13-04-2019 10:19PM

tuxy wrote: »

Not many of them left now

I used to work in a place where the CEO would tell men working late not to go into the ladies' WC to sniff the toilet seats.

Avatar MIA · 13-04-2019 10:29PM

I've only ever seen it once, on the Paris Underground. Again, pretty sure he wasn't fully there or off his head.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I think with the dwindling numbers attending mass and the advent of things like the “Dublin Bike” scheme that saddle sniffing fell out of vogue.

It's all down to the free love started in the sixties apparently.

Ultimanemo · 13-04-2019 10:31PM

PsychoPete wrote: »

I did see a fella doing it while driving a few months ago

How many penalty points do you get for that?.

Avatar MIA · 13-04-2019 10:34PM

Ultimanemo wrote: »

How many penalty points do you get for that?.

12. Three strokes and you're out!

Patty Hearst · 13-04-2019 11:30PM

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JVFY9SkeXnxM/

African man masturbates alone at Dublin Bus Stop whilst two ladies chat amongst themselves while waiting for the Bus

13-04-2019 11:38PM

Patty Hearst wrote:

Diversity merchant having a hand shandy whilst ogling two ladies at a Dublin Bus Stop last year.

He didn't seem to be looking at anyone

orourkeda1977 · 14-04-2019 12:25AM

sure you cant beat a good **** lads

orourkeda1977 · 14-04-2019 12:27AM

Patty Hearst wrote: »

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JVFY9SkeXnxM/

African man masturbates alone at Dublin Bus Stop whilst two ladies chat amongst themselves while waiting for the Bus

big powerful mickey on him

Patty Hearst · 14-04-2019 12:37AM

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

big powerful mickey on him

powerful

14-04-2019 12:41AM

Reminds me of a time i was driving along, busting to go for a piss. had to pull in on the side of the road, and there was a canal and a gateway. So I stood at that and pulled my yoke out, but to disguise the fact that i was peeing, to passing cars or anyone that may walk in my direction (unlikely considering how rural the road was), i took out my phone to pretend i was taking a picture of the canal, by just holding it in the air pointing at the river (didn't even have the camera turned on).

Next thing I see is a cyclist, on the other side of the gate, beside the canal, just kinda staring at me, as I quickly realise he's been there a couple of seconds so i panic and try to explain, but turn and zip up quickly, nearly dropping the phone.

He cycled off, but i can only imagine he thought i was doing some mad pervy video or something like that. Thank god he didn't have a helmet cam or such!

clappyhappy · 14-04-2019 12:47AM

Lived in dubai for 10 years, rarely went to public beach as all the poor Asian labour's went there on their day off, any bit of skin skin shown and they were at it hammer and thongs, used to see guys at shopping malls at it under their dish dash (arab/Asian clothing). If caught they'd be arrested and deported.

Heckler · 14-04-2019 01:00AM

Was in an A&E with my mother who took a fall years back. Sitting in the waiting room and this fella was brought in and sat down across the way. He was out of it drunk and proceeded to stick his hand down his pants and tug away. He didn't know where he was i'd say. Was a tad uncomfortable to say the least.

EmmetSpiceland · 14-04-2019 01:11AM

Heckler wrote: »

Was in an A&E with my mother who took a fall years back. Sitting in the waiting room and this fella was brought in and sat down across the way. He was out of it drunk and proceeded to stick his hand down his pants and tug away. He didn't know where he was i'd say. Was a tad uncomfortable to say the least.

I never know how someone can do that. I can’t handle the feeling if you “skin it back” inside the trousers, whatever the material.

Edgware · 14-04-2019 09:06AM

This topic reminds me of the old dancehall joke.

She. "Do you come here often?"
He. " I come here all the time"
She " No wonder the floors so sticky"

Baron Kurtz · 14-04-2019 09:28AM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Is sniffing bicycle seats still a thing? Or have most perverts migrated to purely virtual means of quenching their sick and twisted desires?

Think they're called Snedgers.

Edgware · 14-04-2019 09:43AM

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Think they're called Snedgers.

I thought it was bohunks. Or was that only for those who confined themselves to sniffing the saddles of ladies bicycles in Trinity College on hot summer days when the saddles would be moister.

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