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Pinksandblues · 12-04-2019 08:04PM #1

Do some people wake up every morning and decide

"How can I be the biggest f*cking c*nt on the planet today"

and then spend their day being an absolute f*cking **** to their fellow humans.

I walked into a bathroom stall today where there was a puddle on the floor and a sh1t on top of the bin. Like, who does that? I was lucky. I walked back out from there but someone works there and would have to clean that up. Like the toilet was right there but whoever did that shat on the bin and pissed on the floor instead.

12-04-2019 08:05PM

Yeah..we need a new plague..

EmmetSpiceland · 12-04-2019 08:08PM

Pinksandblues wrote: »

Do some people wake up every morning and decide

"How can I be the biggest f*cking c*nt on the planet today"

and then spend their day being an absolute f*cking **** to their fellow humans.

I find this is the sort of thing that a lot of Scots would think on waking up in the morning.

MrFresh · 12-04-2019 08:12PM

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

Necro · 12-04-2019 08:15PM

Pinksandblues wrote: »

Do some people wake up every morning and decide

"How can I be the biggest f*cking c*nt on the planet today"

and then spend their day being an absolute f*cking **** to their fellow humans.

I walked into a bathroom stall today where there was a puddle on the floor and a sh1t on top of the bin. Like, who does that? I was lucky. I walked back out from there but someone works there and would have to clean that up. Like the toilet was right there but whoever did that shat on the bin and pissed on the floor instead.

Try working in retail or hospitality if you aren't already, OP.

Used to work in a petrol station and the public toilets were absolute filth. Disgraceful how people left them for us staff to clean. Used condoms on the floor, sh1t and piss on the walls, cistern smashed a number of times, evidence of drug use...
And this is in a rural enough town.

When I was over in Australia as well my wife was a cleaner for a relatively large but remote motel. One day she came home in tears, some ass hat had taken a full sh1t in the showers and she had been forced by the manager to clean it up.

That's before I get to mentioning the absolute state rooms got left in on a regular basis.

People are filth buckets when it doesn't regard their own property, and even sometimes when it does.

Former Observer · 12-04-2019 08:23PM

MrFresh wrote: »

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

Impressed by quadrillion megapixels. You can even see the greasy fingerprint of a child after coming out of macdonalds on the centremost leaf.

Outlaw Pete · 12-04-2019 08:33PM

Good move starting this thread, OP, perfect alibi should you get rumbled for your mad bathroom s***fest.

BrokenArrows · 12-04-2019 08:37PM

Pinksandblues wrote: »

Do some people wake up every morning and decide

"How can I be the biggest f*cking c*nt on the planet today"

and then spend their day being an absolute f*cking **** to their fellow humans.

I walked into a bathroom stall today where there was a puddle on the floor and a sh1t on top of the bin. Like, who does that? I was lucky. I walked back out from there but someone works there and would have to clean that up. Like the toilet was right there but whoever did that shat on the bin and pissed on the floor instead.

Yes, yes they do.

I work in a very professional office. Suits and ties. Everyone in the office is highly educated and well paid.

Regardless of this the male toilets are a disaster. Everyone accidentally fails with aiming from time to time, bit they clean it up. Who pisses all over the seat and floor and walks away.

But ****ting outside of the toilet is another level of scumbaginess.

CarlosHarpic · 12-04-2019 08:37PM

I used to be a conspiracy theorist and worry about the Georgia Guidestones talking about wanting to cull 90% of the humans on the planet. Since then, I started working in retail and I now want to join the Illuminati and fly a chemtail bomber dropping estrogen and Morgellons Disease on the mass of humanity.

Signore Fancy Pants · 12-04-2019 08:38PM

People are d1ckheads, dogs are where its at.

Zorya · 12-04-2019 08:39PM

MrFresh wrote: »

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

Yeah, I think that's bad but publishing a car with plates visible is not on.

As for that literally crappy experience - yuck! I believe ya, OP - I was a chambermaid long ago in the very poshest Dublin hotel and some people used to crap on the floor beside the toilet. I have seen sheets that looked like they were used to wipe bums and snot and people wailing with ten tubs of mascara on their eyes and lipstick like a clown. Yup. Beyond words really what you see. You pay good money to stay in that place and the person before you could have been dragging their arse all over the gaff.

Signore Fancy Pants · 12-04-2019 08:42PM

Im looking at a guy with a jumper draped over his shoulders and tied at the front, sunglasses on the top of his head and he's giving out about a tub of curry sauce missing from his online chipper order...

...it doesnt seem to matter to him that he didnt order curry sauce.

Roger Hassenforder · 12-04-2019 08:47PM

MrFresh wrote: »

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

Ah here, just because he's a Cork reg doesnt mean he's a b011ox

BeerWolf · 12-04-2019 08:48PM

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Yes, yes they do.

I work in a very professional office. Suits and ties. Everyone in the office is highly educated and well paid.

Regardless of this the male toilets are a disaster. Everyone accidentally fails with aiming from time to time, bit they clean it up. Who pisses all over the seat and floor and walks away.

But ****ting outside of the toilet is another level of scumbaginess.

Dominant males marking their territory. Stop hating nature!

take everything · 12-04-2019 08:49PM

Good thread.
I'd imagine 5-10% are actually sane.
Don't like saying this but 90% of people are various shades of insane.

Personality disordered through to plain psychosis.

I completely understand the disgust and confusion of the OP.
Who the **** does stuff like this.

And as someone said in professional workplaces. Probably more ****ed tbh.

No wonder I have no friends

rgodard80a · 12-04-2019 08:50PM

Until we have a sort of psychological/personality NCT test each year, people with dysfunctional and anti-social issues are going to be part of society.

God knows how it will be addressed in the future.

Whether it's a dystopian surveilance society, where all bad deeds are captured, or a chip in our brain or computer to read our brains periodically to see we're being good citizens.

But until people are forced to change, they won't. Certainly not in a capitalist society whether there are people who will always be better and more successful than those looking for state handouts.

Necro · 12-04-2019 08:56PM

Dale Doback wrote: »

People are d1ckheads, dogs are where its at.

Nah, dogs are filthwizards too if you let them. Eating their own sh1te, or ripping apart rubbish bags, or chewing up the joint.

Can be trained easier than most humans, that much is true though.

Tikki Wang Wang · 12-04-2019 08:59PM

Pinksandblues wrote: »

Do some people wake up every morning and decide

"How can I be the biggest f*cking c*nt on the planet today"

and then spend their day being an absolute f*cking **** to their fellow humans.

I walked into a bathroom stall today where there was a puddle on the floor and a sh1t on top of the bin. Like, who does that? I was lucky. I walked back out from there but someone works there and would have to clean that up. Like the toilet was right there but whoever did that shat on the bin and pissed on the floor instead.

People are the same wherever you go, there is good and bad in everyone and you learn to give each other what you need survive - together....alive.

Necro · 12-04-2019 09:00PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote:

People are the same wherever you go, there is good and bad in everyone and you learn to give each other what you need survive - together....alive.

Are you... quoting Tupac there?

:pac:

Alf Veedersane · 12-04-2019 09:06PM

Was it one of those pedal bins? Cos maybe the person that dumped on the bin had their foot on the pedal, keeping it open, and as it finally dropped, the exhaustion and relief caused him or her to allow their foot to slip off the pedal.

Necro · 12-04-2019 09:08PM

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Was it one of those peddle bins? Cos maybe the person that dumped on the bin had their foot on the pedal, keeping it open, and as it finally dropped, the exhaustion and relief caused him or her to allow their foot to slip off the pedal.

I'm concerned you know too much about this Alf. From experience maybe :eek:

nozzferrahhtoo · 12-04-2019 09:09PM

MrFresh wrote: »

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

Out of curiosity why were you lying in the weeds wearing a motor bike helmet?

Beanntraigheach · 12-04-2019 09:10PM

I find myself becoming increasingly impatient for this:

Alf Veedersane · 12-04-2019 09:11PM

Necro wrote: »

I'm concerned you know too much about this Alf. From experience maybe :eek:

If you look at my tattoo, it says "only God can judge me".

nozzferrahhtoo · 12-04-2019 09:13PM

Pinksandblues wrote: »

I walked into a bathroom stall today where there was a puddle on the floor and a sh1t on top of the bin.

Someone who was dying for the toilet who walked in during the middle of a complete water over flow..... most of which had just receded when you arrived.... but with his amazing balance managed to perch and do it in the only place left?

Or maybe they innocently flushed a blocked toilet which.... after they left..... overflowed and transported their innocent deposit to the next highest point in the room? Leaving no evidence other than a perfectly deposited.... deposit.... and small puddle of left over moisture.

Why always assume the worst?

Two sides to every story and all that!

judeboy101 · 12-04-2019 09:14PM

MrFresh wrote: »

Some people have to be trying to be assholes. Saw this guy today.

In fairness, they could have one retarded kid and one healthy one.

rgodard80a · 12-04-2019 09:16PM

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

I find myself becoming increasingly impatient for this:

Bad CGI ?

I'm sure the next Avengers movie can help you there.

blade1 · 12-04-2019 09:20PM

Necro wrote: »

Are you... quoting Tupac there?

:pac:

That's Ebony and Ivory! :rolleyes:

Pissartist · 12-04-2019 09:22PM

When I was in school many moons ago someone left a perfect log in a urinal, I mean wtf ! How did he do it in a urinal and in a busy secondary school, funny though

BeerWolf · 12-04-2019 09:22PM

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

I find myself becoming increasingly impatient for this:

Why screw over every other life on Earth?

Necro · 12-04-2019 09:22PM

blade1 wrote: »

That's Ebony and Ivory! :rolleyes:

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