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Head ****

  • 03-03-2019 04:52PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 Amy_Amy


    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    The gift is probably given and something you can test for


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,292 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Did you remember to give him your eircode?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,478 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Did you remember to give him your eircode?

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,679 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


    He did that directly after cumming? Seems very odd. Surely any need for enticement has passed at that stage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 686 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    Is there anything to be said for another mass?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Diamonds & Pearls lads DIAMONDS & PEARLS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,209 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    You can't. Your life as you know is ruined.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,209 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt?

    Someone riddled with STIs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,679 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?

    I believe it's the current attempt to avoid the new laws, so I'm told.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    The gift was inside you all along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?

    Clients.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,708 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭paw patrol


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


    get another one night stand and demand the gift upfront.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Jurgen Klopp


    This is exactly teh same story a previous user on here used post regularly. I don't think I'm allowed mention the username but I strongly suggest you talk to someone over this as you really seem to be hung up on this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    This is exactly teh same story a previous user on here used post regularly. I don't think I'm allowed mention the username but I strongly suggest you talk to someone over this as you really seem to be hung up on this
    Yup. They posted some really mad sh1t also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    Why were you expecting a gift?

    Strangers come and go, the end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Reads like a euphemism for prostitution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,500 ✭✭✭Yester


    The gift was giving you a reason to join Boards. Now you are here and you will never regret it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    First you **** the ****, then you **** the head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    Professional help needed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg

    I think you got telesexting wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,195 ✭✭✭✭blanch152


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg


    Campbell happy staying at Tottenham?

    How did we think that teletext knew anything?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?
    So you wanted meaningless sex and a gift? How is he the user?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    He probably forgot or lost the address or whatever. He used you, you used him. That's what a one night stand is about.

    Do women really keep wondering about this stuff years later?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Forget about him, OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Obvious troll is obvious, but if we didn't already have the 'If a man want's a woman..' thread this would probably go to 25 pages too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Maybe he tried to post himself as a present and just never made it through. Ask your local sorting office to have a look for him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Jurgen Klopp


    Obvious troll is obvious, but if we didn't already have the 'If a man want's a woman..' thread this would probably go to 25 pages too.

    I don't think she's a troll, under another username she used regularly bring this up, think the poor misfortune has real issues


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