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  • 03-03-2019 3:52pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 Amy_Amy


    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    The gift is probably given and something you can test for


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,211 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Did you remember to give him your eircode?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,237 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Did you remember to give him your eircode?

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


    He did that directly after cumming? Seems very odd. Surely any need for enticement has passed at that stage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    Is there anything to be said for another mass?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Diamonds & Pearls lads DIAMONDS & PEARLS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    You can't. Your life as you know is ruined.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt?

    Someone riddled with STIs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?

    I believe it's the current attempt to avoid the new laws, so I'm told.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    The gift was inside you all along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Who gives someone a present after getting the jaunt off them?

    Clients.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭paw patrol


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?


    get another one night stand and demand the gift upfront.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Jurgen Klopp


    This is exactly teh same story a previous user on here used post regularly. I don't think I'm allowed mention the username but I strongly suggest you talk to someone over this as you really seem to be hung up on this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    This is exactly teh same story a previous user on here used post regularly. I don't think I'm allowed mention the username but I strongly suggest you talk to someone over this as you really seem to be hung up on this
    Yup. They posted some really mad sh1t also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    Why were you expecting a gift?

    Strangers come and go, the end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Reads like a euphemism for prostitution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,499 ✭✭✭Yester


    The gift was giving you a reason to join Boards. Now you are here and you will never regret it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    First you **** the ****, then you **** the head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    Professional help needed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg

    I think you got telesexting wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,726 ✭✭✭✭blanch152


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Hi Dear.

    Sounds like I was the guy. Sorry for upsetting you. I have indeed not forgotten my promise when we were deeply passionate back in 2011.

    Your distress has unfortunately forced me to prematurely reveal my gift to you.

    I was intending to laminate every single Premiership Teletext news story from 1998 - 2004 and present them in a customised opus four your viewing pleasure.

    You mentioned you watched football.

    As you can guess, this endeavour has taken longer than expected.

    Here's a sample below. I hope this will satiate your desires until my masterpiece is complete.

    I pray this will not dampen your excitement when it finally arrives to your abode in Kimmage.

    With love my sweet,

    Ceefax-football.jpg


    Campbell happy staying at Tottenham?

    How did we think that teletext knew anything?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?
    So you wanted meaningless sex and a gift? How is he the user?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?

    He probably forgot or lost the address or whatever. He used you, you used him. That's what a one night stand is about.

    Do women really keep wondering about this stuff years later?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Forget about him, OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Obvious troll is obvious, but if we didn't already have the 'If a man want's a woman..' thread this would probably go to 25 pages too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Maybe he tried to post himself as a present and just never made it through. Ask your local sorting office to have a look for him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Jurgen Klopp


    Obvious troll is obvious, but if we didn't already have the 'If a man want's a woman..' thread this would probably go to 25 pages too.

    I don't think she's a troll, under another username she used regularly bring this up, think the poor misfortune has real issues


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,157 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I had a one night stand last year. I was OK with this. I knew it was one night. However, he came and asked me for my address. He wanted to send me a gift. I thought it was very thoughtful of him. But the gift never came. Head wrecking situation. I knew he was only playing me. He used me and then gave me empty promises about a gift that never came.

    How do I get over this?
    Maybe the gift was a packet of antibiotics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    OP, you'll just have to move on. People say some serious scutter in the pursuit of the fairer sex.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,841 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Maybe the gift is a slow growing one in your womb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Floppybits wrote: »
    Maybe the gift is a slow growing one in your womb.

    2154563-chestburster.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,841 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    2154563-chestburster.jpg

    Exactly. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    There's a question... If you (the royal you) were the lad in this situation, what gift would you send to the lady you've had a one night stand with? And what would be your reasoning for sending a gift?

    Have to say it's never come up in my life (the gift, not the one night stand).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,360 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Should have given him your paypal address instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,841 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    There's a question... If you (the royal you) were the lad in this situation, what gift would you send to the lady you've had a one night stand with? And what would be your reasoning for sending a gift?

    Have to say it's never come up in my life (the gift, not the one night stand).

    Jaysus that's a toughie, never come up in my life, sending a one night stand a gift. If I was it would be a box of chocolates with a card to say thanks for a good night. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 Amy_Amy


    The thing is I gave him a chance to put things right and I asked him where my gift was. He said he misplaced it. But he kept me hanging for so long. I know I chased him and I honestly thought he wanted something with me since he was being so nice to me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 Amy_Amy


    I'm in such a low mood, and I cannot get over how he treated me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    The thing is I gave him a chance to put things right and I asked him where my gift was. He said he misplaced it. But he kept me hanging for so long. I know I chased him andI honestly thought he wanted something with me since he was being so nice to me.

    A telephone number for a booty call?

    Jesus, was he that good in bed that he's worth pining over?

    You were talking to him afterwards, has he simply ghosted you? Did you make contact to specifically ask for your gift?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I'm in such a low mood, and I cannot get over how he treated me.

    Did you have sex with him with the intention of getting a gift? If not "how he treated you" was to ignore you afterwards after further contact. That happens to lots of people, nothing special or life altering.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    The thing is I gave him a chance to put things right and I asked him where my gift was. He said he misplaced it. But he kept me hanging for so long. I know I chased him and I honestly thought he wanted something with me since he was being so nice to me.
    This lad must have had a micky on him like a baby's arm holding an apple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,608 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Was this one night stand at a wedding OP?

    You're not the only one looking for a gift from that celebration of love while surrounded by close friends and family.

    Or maybe you've started this thread to blame your plus one for making you look like a cheap skate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Maybe he bought a really expensive gift and parceled it up nice.

    There he was whistling a merry tune, nodding to passersby on the street with his head full of romantic notions on his way to the post office when BANG! He was hit by a bus. As he lay there on the road, his lifeblood swirling in the gutter his final words were "send.....send the parcel to Amy...." The paramedic said "there's no address on the box, what's her address One Night Stand Dude?" But it was too late he was gone.

    On the plus side Paramedic's wife got a nice surprise that night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,360 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    This thread is the gift that keeps on giving...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    He got the gift. Just his wife was angrier at the time so she got the gift(apology) instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭Oxter


    One swallow doesnt make a summer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    Oxter wrote: »
    One swallow doesnt make a summer.

    I would assume the correct etiquette is to spit on a one night stand


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Cedric Strong Rule


    Amy_Amy wrote: »
    I'm in such a low mood, and I cannot get over how he treated me.

    it's been like 5 years or more, have you talked to a professional about this?


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