My sister in law robbed my shirt.

corner of hells · 24-02-2019 11:35PM #1

A while ago my wife had an accident resulting in her needing surgery. Shes going to have a long recovery period and is more or less incapacitated.
As a result of the surgery one of her sisters decided to do laundry , cooking and a little housework around the house to keep her company.

I noticed recently a newly bought shirt had gone missing and was nowhere to be found.
Today her brother in law called to the house and low and behold there he was wearing my shirt.

I know it's mine because of a tiny ink mark on the sleeve.

Any suggestions to what I should do ?
I'm debating burning their house down or kidnapping her dog.

super_furry · 24-02-2019 11:38PM

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

corner of hells · 24-02-2019 11:39PM

super_furry wrote: »

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

Well it's start .

Ninthlife · 24-02-2019 11:39PM

Burn the house down

rosmoke · 24-02-2019 11:39PM

I'd give her another used shirt as a present.

mad muffin · 24-02-2019 11:40PM

Poo through the letter box

antodeco · 24-02-2019 11:40PM

Next time he's wearing it, tell him you have some weird STD, and that was the shirt you were wearing when you contracted it. Or, take a sh1t in her petrol tank.

frag420 · 24-02-2019 11:40PM

Shag the sister...steal it back!!

Captain Red Beard · 24-02-2019 11:42PM

Maybe she was washing both their and your clothes together and a shirt got mixed up. Hold off on lighting any fires for a while.

Mr.Crinklewood · 24-02-2019 11:42PM

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

super_furry · 24-02-2019 11:44PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

If Bruce Willis posted on After Hours, The Sixth Sense would have been a much shorter film.

The Crowman · 24-02-2019 11:46PM

"Take off your shirt before I cut you out from under it!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-02-2019 12:00AM

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

Panthro · 25-02-2019 12:01AM

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

corner of hells · 25-02-2019 12:01AM

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

Hold on , I'm just writing that down " gypsy thieving scumbag " .

I might use that in a threatening letter.

Ninthlife · 25-02-2019 12:02AM

I wouldnt normally advise this but seeing as its after hours

blast them with piss

Who wants to wear someone elses pissy shirt

lbc2019 · 25-02-2019 12:03AM

Maybe pay your sister in law for what she did and not a crappy second hand stained shirt

Ninthlife · 25-02-2019 12:07AM

Its a real shirty thing to do but even shirtier to start a thread on it

Tom Mann Centuria · 25-02-2019 12:10AM

I was watching an episode of a small situation comedy from a few years ago where a character thought the cleaner had stolen an article of clothing from her. Hilarity ensued when she tried to find the distinguishing mark. I like stories.

Westernyelp · 25-02-2019 12:19AM

You should be thankful your wife is okay and forget about the stupid fukin shirt

Living Off The Splash · 25-02-2019 10:53AM

Anything else missing?

Richard Hillman · 25-02-2019 10:55AM

Post a video on YouTube and call them out.

The Satanist · 25-02-2019 10:56AM

Eastenders taught me that shirt lifting meant you were gay, it seems that they were grossly mistaken.

aaronjumper · 25-02-2019 11:01AM

You have to steal one of your sister in laws shirts and wear it when you go to visit them.
Then they'll know not to mess with you.

Sardonicat · 25-02-2019 11:03AM

Do your own housework!

sbsquarepants · 25-02-2019 11:05AM

aaronjumper wrote: »

You have to steal one of your sister in laws shirts knickers and wear it sniff them when you go to visit them.
Then they'll know not to mess with you.

It's the only way she'll learn OP

Sky King · 25-02-2019 11:08AM

Is your brother in law a shirt lifter?

B0jangles · 25-02-2019 11:13AM

Out of interest, how much are you paying your sister in law for doing your laundry, cleaning your house and cooking your meals for you?

Has she earned the price of an ink-stained shirt yet?

orourkeda1977 · 25-02-2019 11:13AM

did you ride her?

aaronjumper · 25-02-2019 11:13AM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

It's the only way she'll learn OP

This is clearly an attempt to have the OP locked up so that the rest of his clothes are unprotected.
Are YOU the husband of the wifes sister? Hmmm?

sbsquarepants · 25-02-2019 11:19AM

aaronjumper wrote: »

This is clearly an attempt to have the OP locked up so that the rest of his clothes are unprotected.
Are YOU the husband of the wifes sister? Hmmm?

Eh, no.

I swear.

Fúck it, plan B it is, I will have those clothes

My sister in law robbed my shirt.

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