My sister in law robbed my shirt.

corner of hells

A while ago my wife had an accident resulting in her needing surgery. Shes going to have a long recovery period and is more or less incapacitated.
As a result of the surgery one of her sisters decided to do laundry , cooking and a little housework around the house to keep her company.

I noticed recently a newly bought shirt had gone missing and was nowhere to be found.
Today her brother in law called to the house and low and behold there he was wearing my shirt.

I know it's mine because of a tiny ink mark on the sleeve.

Any suggestions to what I should do ?
I'm debating burning their house down or kidnapping her dog.

super_furry

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

corner of hells

super_furry wrote: »

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

Well it's start .

Ninthlife

Burn the house down

rosmoke

I'd give her another used shirt as a present.

mad muffin

Poo through the letter box

antodeco

Next time he's wearing it, tell him you have some weird STD, and that was the shirt you were wearing when you contracted it. Or, take a sh1t in her petrol tank.

frag420

Shag the sister...steal it back!!

Captain Red Beard

Maybe she was washing both their and your clothes together and a shirt got mixed up. Hold off on lighting any fires for a while.

Mr.Crinklewood

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

super_furry

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

If Bruce Willis posted on After Hours, The Sixth Sense would have been a much shorter film.

The Crowman

"Take off your shirt before I cut you out from under it!

Cee-Jay-Cee

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

Panthro

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

corner of hells

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

Hold on , I'm just writing that down " gypsy thieving scumbag " .

I might use that in a threatening letter.

Ninthlife

I wouldnt normally advise this but seeing as its after hours

blast them with piss


Who wants to wear someone elses pissy shirt

lbc2019

Maybe pay your sister in law for what she did and not a crappy second hand stained shirt

Ninthlife

Its a real shirty thing to do but even shirtier to start a thread on it

Tom Mann Centuria

I was watching an episode of a small situation comedy from a few years ago where a character thought the cleaner had stolen an article of clothing from her. Hilarity ensued when she tried to find the distinguishing mark. I like stories.

Westernyelp

You should be thankful your wife is okay and forget about the stupid fukin shirt

Living Off The Splash

Anything else missing?

Richard Hillman

Post a video on YouTube and call them out.

The Satanist

Eastenders taught me that shirt lifting meant you were gay, it seems that they were grossly mistaken.

aaronjumper

You have to steal one of your sister in laws shirts and wear it when you go to visit them.
Then they'll know not to mess with you.

Sardonicat

Do your own housework!

sbsquarepants

aaronjumper wrote: »

You have to steal one of your sister in laws shirts knickers and wear it sniff them when you go to visit them.
Then they'll know not to mess with you.

It's the only way she'll learn OP

Sky King

Is your brother in law a shirt lifter?

B0jangles

Out of interest, how much are you paying your sister in law for doing your laundry, cleaning your house and cooking your meals for you?

Has she earned the price of an ink-stained shirt yet?

orourkeda1977

did you ride her?

aaronjumper

sbsquarepants wrote: »

It's the only way she'll learn OP

This is clearly an attempt to have the OP locked up so that the rest of his clothes are unprotected.
Are YOU the husband of the wifes sister? Hmmm?

sbsquarepants

aaronjumper wrote: »

This is clearly an attempt to have the OP locked up so that the rest of his clothes are unprotected.
Are YOU the husband of the wifes sister? Hmmm?

Eh, no.

I swear.







Fúck it, plan B it is, I will have those clothes

magic_murph

Panthro wrote: »

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Chuck Norris would do his wife. He's known for it. Worldwide.

touts

Tell the brother in law that shirt is very stylish and looks awfully like the one your mate Johnny used to wear and he's a snappy dresser. Ah Johnny he's a gas lad. Rides half of Dublin married or single. He was recently telling the lads a story of how he was with some wan and her husband came home unexpectedly. He had to sneak out the back door pulling on his boxers and never got his cloths back.

greenspurs

The same happened me.....
but when I say ' the same' ….. it was I kinda ended up with the sis in laws knickers....

So yeh, The same thing happened me ….


:P

homosapien91

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

I was watching an episode of a small situation comedy from a few years ago where a character thought the cleaner had stolen an article of clothing from her. Hilarity ensued when she tried to find the distinguishing mark. I like stories.

The friends episode where Monica thought the cleanerr had stolen her jeans but turns out Rachel stole them and then she thought the cleaner had stolen her bra but she was wearing it, hilarious

Thargor

Panthro wrote: »

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Wow fresh material, how do you keep up with all the latest memes like that?

fergus1001

greenspurs wrote: »

The same happened me.....
but when I say ' the same' ….. it was I kinda ended up with the sis in laws knickers....

So yeh, The same thing happened me ….


:P

durrrrty Baxtards

fergus1001

corner of hells wrote: »

Any suggestions to what I should do ?

is she good looking ?

I hope your wife makes a good recovery, OP. That sounds very traumatic.

It's very nice of your SIL to do so much to keep things ticking over, I'm sure your wife is glad of her company too.

Next time you see your BIL in your shirt..."Dave, that's my shirt! Look at the little inkspot. It must have gotten mixed up with one of yours that looks similar".

Face saved, embarrassment averted, no accusations made, shirt returned to rightful owner. I should be a hostage negotiator.

jimgoose

Send Two-Mile Borris 'round 'is manor Guv'nor, do 'im up like a kipper good an' proper nah mistake, innit??

LollipopJimmy

Just go back to Penny's and buy another one, what was it €3?

BorneTobyWilde

How about asking her why your shirt was taking and why he is now wearing it? Be blunt and to the point.

H3llR4iser

magic_murph wrote: »

Chuck Norris would do his wife. He's known for it. Worldwide.

Chuck Norris HAS done his wife. Even if they were never in the same room.

As "what to do" - severed horse head in the bed. Works all the time for problems big and small.

Alternatively, if you're in Dublin there are a lot of construction sites around. Plenty of pillars, lots of concrete. You figure this out.

stoneill

touts wrote: »

Tell the brother in law that shirt is very stylish and looks awfully like the one your mate Johnny used to wear and he's a snappy dresser. Ah Johnny he's a gas lad. Rides half of Dublin married or single. He was recently telling the lads a story of how he was with some wan and her husband came home unexpectedly. He had to sneak out the back door pulling on his boxers and never got his cloths back.

Is that Johnny with the scabies and persistent itch?

corner of hells

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

I've decided to thank your post , just to be like the 51 others.

corner of hells

lbc2019 wrote: »

Maybe pay your sister in law for what she did and not a crappy second hand stained shirt

I did , bought her a gift as a token of my appreciation.

corner of hells

Westernyelp wrote: »

You should be thankful your wife is okay and forget about the stupid fukin shirt

Easy there , big boy.
She's recovering nicely.

corner of hells

Sardonicat wrote: »

Do your own housework!

I do.

corner of hells

fergus1001 wrote: »

is she good looking ?

If you like Deirdre Barlow , yes.

10pennymixup

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

She steals gypsies too? Who in hell would steal a gypsy?

mvl

Maybe next time you see him wearing it, you could offer to do their laundry for that day ?
This can happen to everyone, not a big deal. Guess it depends on what value you put on what's missing; sometimes its better to just let it go.
-I am sure I've seen some of my stuff worn by my sister, without any recollection of me giving it to her !