Whats sorest thing you've ever been through

When I was about 12 I fell out of a tree onto a kerbside and broke my shoulder in three places wasn't sore at all initally a funny pins and needles feeling was all I had. It was later on in Hospital when I was lying on a bed waiting to be seen by a Doctor when he came all cheery like and grabbed me by the shoulders to sit me up in the bed and said "well young man which leg is it" God if I didn't let a roar out of me that time I think he got more of a fright than I did.

I got stung by a bee when i was 5.

Sorest thing ever. Ouch!!!

just kidding

I've had worse things happen but not for discussion here. Don't want to make people sick

I completely forgot about a bout of neuralgia around my ribs I had during my leaving cert years. Tis nasty, some pain nerves just turn on and refuse to switch off. As far as I can remember, it's the only thing that happened to me that had me gasping with the pain. Most likely the most pain I've ever suffered in one go.

Once I was leaning on a makeshift table that broke, falling and slamming my head against the edge of another table.

Another time I was kneeling on my bunk-bed (top), chatting to my brother on the lower bunk. He pushed my bed up with his feet, causing me to fall about a metre and a half directly onto my head.

The worst was probably when my and my brother were lying back on opposite ends of the sofa. My legs were open, and my brother had one foot on the back of the sofa. He let this foot drop, and it travelled past my knees directly onto my testicles.

Basically, an axe kick to the balls.

hrm.......
jumping off my parents bed and landing on my nose, nail in my foot, having a wardrobe fall on top of me when i was 5. (still one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me) oh and a couple of years ago my friend lifted up the end up a sunbed which decided to fold up with me in it. nice


oh yeah toncilitis that sucks too.

i dunno if anyone saw in the guardian g2 supplement yesterday(tue) a letter to the resident doctor descrived the excruciating pain felt by someone in their anus who was having a ****,my eyeballs watered and my whole body cringed as i read it....

Let's see what comes back to me as I write this ....

Earliest memory of pain is from running around my minders driveway which is on a slope. At the side the slope is cliff-like down about a foot and a half to an alleyway. I fell over the foot high little fence onto my head in the alleyway. When you're about 3 a two and a half foot fall is quite high!

After that, same minder (I was there most of the day for 12years), I was running in the hallway and tripped. I cracked the top of my forehead on the top corner of one of those small moveable radiators that you plug in. Still have the scar from that one.

Next up, My brother and I had bunkbeds. My bros friend was over and I went to climb the ladder to the top bed. When I had my hands on the top rung the friend grabbed my ankles and was saying witty remarks like "Ooooh! you're gonna fall". So to spite him more than anything else really (I probably could have held longer but I was getting a bit hysterical too) I let go and fell, using my face to break my fall. I only managed to put my teeth halfway through my lower lip. Blood everywhere though. Went to hospital and got stitches. I thought I held up well at the stitches but my dad said I cried and screamed like the baby I was!
That was probably the most traumatic experience of my life.

When I was around 5 or 6 I took the corner into my grandparents driveway a bit too fast on my bike (which had a suspicious lack of brakes!!) and I caroomed (sp?) into the fence the far side of the driveway entrance. One of the fondest memories I have of my nana is when she brought me up to the house as I was bawling my eyes out. Here's thinking of you nan :rolleyes:

Around the same age I was going down a hill on my skateboard. As I was taking the corner in the middle of this hill I saw I was heading directly for my brother who had one knee on his skateboard pushing himself back up the hill. I heroicly dived to my right, off my speeding skateboard. the result was a huge 'Y' shaped cut on the right side of my right kneecap. My brother and my cousin who was there at the time made herculean efforts at cheering me up though.

The next thing that takes precedent in my memories is when a guy in the yard at school ran shoulder first into my right eye. That left me with a nasty black eye!

My last year in primary school I was messing in line and had a golf tee sticking out of my ear and I was going "aaaggghhh" pretending it really hurt. It was funny till the guy behind me hit the golf tee. then the screams were real! One of my friends said "I thought you were messing at first." !!!!!!! :rolleyes:

More recently, during the summer of my 3rd year in secondry school I was doing my neighbours lawn. I was using the strimmer to do the edges and because we had run out of the plastic wire used in it, I decided to use the metal wire that we had for tying up trees. The wire couldn't take the stress of being spun so fast and it broke. It flew off like an arrow and hit my ankle.
After initially looking for the rock that I'd just whipped out of the long grass I looked at my ankle to see if it was visibly damaged. Needless to say I was a bit surprised when I saw a lenght of metal wire sticking into my shoe!
"Whew", I thought. "Good think my shoe stopped that!" On closer inspection I realised that my shoe hadn't stopped it.
"Whew", I thought. "Good thing my sock stopped it!" It was a completely illogical thought but I had it! I then pulled back the sock only for it to slide along the wire.
I never had as big a shock as when I realised I had piece of metal stuck in my ankle.
I walked home (I was only living next door and my body still had the natural anestetics going through it) and rang my mum and said "Mum, I've done something really stupid..." She thought I'd burned the house down!
Went to hospital (second time ever!) and they pulled it out and sent me home without crutches. "No you won't need them, it should be fine to walk on." I'll be damned if I didn't need them.
When the pain killers wore off that evening it was the worst pain I had ever experienced. It was the first time since the shouldering incident that I cried from pain.

Only two more to go
Leaving cert year, playing football on the all weather pitch. One of the guys was about to shoot/cross and I ran in and got my foot on top of the ball just before he kicked it. I can't remember anything after that until I got up off the ground with my face covered in blood and gravel! He must have sent me flying when he kicked the ball and I must have been spinning in the air aswell because I cut my chin on the right of my face and my cheek/eye on the left of my face. I got a woefull blackeye from that and a blood spot on my eye which didn't go away for about a month.
But I'm pretty again, I swear

Lastly, I was at my girlfriends house during the first year of college and she has a basketball pole setup in here front garden. Between where the pole comes out of the ground and where the net hangs over the ground there's a kerb about 8" high. I picked up a Basketball and started to relive my days on the school team. I ran in and jumped to do a layup and landed behind the net. Unfortunately this meant that I landed on the edge of the kerb. At this point I went over on my ankle and proceeded to thoroughly tear most of the ligaments in that ankle.
Not the first time I've torn ligaments in my ankles but the freshest of the memories (most were from basketball mind you!!)

So that's the major injusries of my life you might say I'm accident prone but I think I'm lucky, I've havn't broken anything yet! And it gives you a great feeling of invincibility

Sorry bout the lenght of this, there was just more and more to add!