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Why does everyone hate the coconut ones?

  • 29-12-2018 06:11PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭ginandtonicsky


    This has been a lifelong Christmas saga since I was a young child.

    Whether it’s Roses, Quality streets or Celebrations, the tin is devoured with nothing but a dozen coconut ones left within a day or two of Christmas. They sit in there like abandoned children until I come along and put them out of their misery.

    I absolutely adore bounty’s and simply don’t understand the lack of love here, while the infamous and incredibly mediocre “purple ones” fly out of the tin and cause domestic disputes around the dinner table.

    What gives?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Lots of people don’t like coconut? What other reason would there be? Surely it’s good for coconuts-lovers (the big weirdos)? More sweets for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    In our house it's always the Strawberry one that get's left.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    The coconut in the little celebrations bounty always seems really grainy compared to the big bar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    The little itty bitty pieces of coconut get wedged in between my teeth like grouting on tiles.

    I do like Bounty's though. I just eat them last.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Coffee ceames. Why the **** do they even exist?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    In our house it's always the Strawberry one that get's left.

    They're my favorite from a box of Roses. Love me a Bounty too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    In our house it's always the Strawberry one that get's left.

    Fuq that’s weird


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭cml387


    In our house it's always the Strawberry one that get's left.

    We have the perfect marriage. I like all the hard ones, Mrs CML likes the soft ones.

    Sweets I mean, ahem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Coffee ceames. Why the **** do they even exist?

    You monster


    Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Initially they're pleasant enough, but the chocolate quickly goes leaving you with a mouthful of dry coconut. Like trying to chew sawdust.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Coffee ceames. Why the **** do they even exist?
    The coffee creams in Roses years ago, wrapped in brown foil, were delectable!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I don't mind the Bounty ones myself and am most partial to the strawberry and chocolate creams.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    Isn't it more of a coffee truffle now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    I hate bounty but hate Turkish delight even more


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    The coffee creams in Roses years ago, wrapped in brown foil, were delectable!

    Yes they were. Omanomanom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    You monster


    Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

    Well that escalated quickish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭cml387


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    I hate bounty but hate Turkish delight even more

    Turkish delight yuk.
    Nothing summed up the end of Christmas like the remnants of a box of Dairy Milk with just the Turkish delight left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Bounty is one of my favourites. Imagine my surprise the first time I had real coconut (in Fiji) and discovered it was nothing like a Bounty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    The coffee creams in Roses years ago, wrapped in brown foil, were delectable!

    They were fupping were not. Thy're the reason I've never had a cup of coffee in my 35 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    cml387 wrote: »
    Turkish delight yuk.
    Nothing summed up the end of Christmas like the remnants of a box of Dairy Milk with just the Turkish delight left.

    What’s it like living on mars? Why do I ask that? Well you must be from mars to not like Turkish delight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,591 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from?

    Tahiti, Fiji Islands and the Coral Sea!

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Gracie Massive Terminology


    I love bountys.
    You can keep your yucky strawberry yokes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I like those green triangle things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭mvl


    coconut is one of my favs: chocolates, ice cream, Lamington - whatever :)

    - so I am enjoying the times my child hates it // one day she will also figure out what is good in life :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    I hate bounty but hate Turkish delight even more

    We lived in a flat roofed house until I was 8. When we moved to a house with an attic, the folks took to hiding Christmas stuff up there, including the selection boxes. Anyway one year the stuff was taken down and mice had gotten into the selection boxes. They ate everything except the Turkish Delights! Literally a few nibbles from each one!.:pac::pac:

    I didn't blame them either. They taste like paint or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Biggest weirdos are those who like the black cherry ones.

    Next, coffee.

    Next, strawberry.

    Next, coconut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Coconut makes everything better!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Mmmmm Turkish delight on tayto cheese&onion sandwiches... Ohhhhh yeah


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭cml387


    Mmmmm Turkish delight on tayto cheese&onion sandwiches... Ohhhhh yeah

    Post reported. I mean there are limits,like.


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