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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


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    I don't care how old he is, nor do I care about how long (or not) he'll be a 91 rated player for, when you get the chance to sign Zlatan, you sign Zlatan.


    Awesome!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the Cruzeiro vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 2nd May 2018 @ 22:00[/S]

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    Cruzeiro| 496.6m | 115 | 86 | 201.9m | 2


    Managers Applying for the Cruzeiro vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    | | | | |


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 14 Update

    05/11/2018

    Mgr Ranking | +/- | Club | Boards.ie Username | Total Mgr Points | No. of Games | Avg Mgr Pts
    39 | N/a | AC Milan | eagle eye | 106 | 77 | 1.38
    26 | +2 | ACF Fiorentina | ctrl-alt-delete | 892 | 487 | 1.83
    24 | +2 | Ajax | TheGunns | 912 | 471 | 1.94
    31 | +2 | Anzhi Makhachkala | richieffff | 720 | 382 | 1.88
    14 | -4 | Arsenal | Manzoor14 | 1175 | 608 | 1.93
    23 | +4 | AS Roma | Colemania | 918 | 484 | 1.90
    10 | +4 | Aston Villa | eh i dunno | 1192 | 608 | 1.96
    1 | 0 | Atlético Madrid | tonic wine | 1568 | 693 | 2.26
    8 | +1 | Barcelona | Hercule Poirot | 1205 | 596 | 2.02
    4 | 0 | Bayern Munchen | Kersplat! | 1450 | 719 | 2.02
    11 | 0 | Borussia Dortmund | baza Rakus | 1191 | 656 | 1.82
    17 | 0 | Chelsea | Irish Goldberg | 1096 | 618 | 1.77
    27 | +3 | Cruzeiro | colmmcg2410 | 865 | 445 | 1.94
    15 | -2 | Estudiantes de La Plata | Wilberto | 1168 | 591 | 1.98
    38 | +2 | Everton | Non Boards.ie Member | 125 | 77 | 1.62
    5 | 0 | FC Porto | GT_TDI_150 | 1352 | 666 | 2.03
    32 | +3 | FC Schalke | thisyear | 656 | 374 | 1.75
    9 | -1 | Flamengo | Perrin V2 | 1204 | 602 | 2.00
    42 | N/A | Internazionale | Non-Boards User | 8 | 5 | 1.60
    35 | +1 | Juventus | Salmon | 536 | 295 | 1.82
    3 | -1 | Liverpool | unkymo | 1516 | 681 | 2.23
    2 | +1 | Manchester City | gerp99 | 1526 | 665 | 2.29
    13 | -1 | Manchester United | RickyOFlaherty | 1179 | 622 | 1.90
    22 | +3 | Málaga CF | Comic Book Guy | 949 | 466 | 2.04
    34 | +4 | Newcastle United | cloughieB | 547 | 273 | 2.00
    41 | N/A | Olympique Lyonnais | Non-Boards User | 58 | 21 | 2.76
    28 | +1 | Panathinaikos | Ordinary man | 853 | 439 | 1.94
    20 | +1 | Paris Saint-Germain | JamboMac | 1015 | 563 | 1.80
    16 | 0 | Real Madrid | Burlap_Sack | 1128 | 580 | 1.94
    37 | +4 | RSC Anderlecht | Non-Boards User | 161 | 65 | 2.48
    18 | +1 | Sevilla | Techniques07 | 1087 | 598 | 1.82
    36 | +3 | Shaktar Donetsk | rule supreme | 519 | 248 | 2.09
    33 | +1 | SL Benfica | GLaDOS | 615 | 385 | 1.60
    19 | -1 | Spartak Moskva | mackeire | 1082 | 593 | 1.82
    40 | N/A | Sporting Lisbon | Non-Boards User | 59 | 21 | 2.81
    12 | +3 | SS Lazio | tupac_healy | 1186 | 627 | 1.89
    7 | 0 | SSC Napoli | Maldjd23 | 1223 | 648 | 1.89
    25 | -1 | Sunderland | Naughty Boy I | 912 | 523 | 1.74
    29 | +2 | Tottenham Hotspur | redzerdrog | 799 | 356 | 2.24
    30 | +2 | Udinese | doc holliday | 753 | 367 | 2.05
    6 | 0 | VfB Stuttgart | king size mars bar | 1238 | 583 | 2.12
    21 | +1 | Zenit | Batesy77 | 979 | 576 | 1.70


    Unmanaged Clubs :
    AJ Auxerre
    Athletic Club de Bilbao
    AZ
    Bayer Leverkusen
    Besiktas
    Boca Juniors
    Celtic
    Chivas de Guadalajara
    Club America
    CSKA Moskva
    Dynamo Kyiv
    FC Basel
    FC Twente
    Fenerbahce SK
    Galatasaray SK
    Genoa FC
    Girondins Bordeaux
    Gremio
    Hamburger SV
    Hannover
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Olympiacos
    Olympique Marseille
    Palmeiras
    Portsmouth
    PSV
    Rangers
    RCD Espanyol
    Shanghai Shenhua
    Sporting de Braga
    Standard Liege
    Sao Paulo FC
    US Palermo
    Valencia CF
    VfL Wolfsburg
    Vélez Sarsfield
    Werder Bremen
    West Bromwich Albion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,063 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    New managers welcome


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 14

    SMFA Manager of the year award :
    1. Kersplat! (Bayern Munich) (144 point increase)
    2. tupac_healy (SS Lazio) (137 point increase)
    3. GT_TDI_150 (FC Porto) (134 point increase)


    Golden Boot :
    1. Paulo Dybala (SS Lazio) - 29 Goals
    2. Edin Dzeko (Spartak Moscow) - 27 Goals
    =. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 27 Goals


    Golden Ball :
    1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 8.92* (35 Appearances)
    2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester City) - 8.83 (35 Appearances)
    3. Robert Lewandowski (Atletico Madrid) - 8.12 (32 Appearances)


    *(9.14 X 7/35) + (8.86 X 28/35)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Wilberto wrote: »
    Season 14

    SMFA Manager of the year award :
    1. Kersplat! (Bayern Munich) (144 point increase)
    2. tupac_healy (SS Lazio) (137 point increase)
    3. GT_TDI_150 (FC Porto) (134 point increase)


    Golden Boot :
    1. Paulo Dybala (SS Lazio) - 29 Goals
    2. Edin Dzeko (Spartak Moscow) - 27 Goals
    =. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 27 Goals


    Golden Ball :
    1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 8.92* (35 Appearances)
    2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester City) - 8.83 (35 Appearances)
    3. Robert Lewandowski (Atletico Madrid) - 8.12 (32 Appearances)


    *(9.14 X 7/35) + (8.86 X 28/35)

    Plucky little Porto


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    My one wish is for people to start using this forum again. It was such a hive of activity back in the day. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,063 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    Wilberto wrote: »
    My one wish is for people to start using this forum again. It was such a hive of activity back in the day. :(

    Let's make it great again Swifty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    This forum is a bit like the transfer market in the game world, not much going on compared to years ago.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    This forum is a bit like the transfer market in the game world, not much going on compared to years ago.


    Indeed. It's just a shame as when it was busy, it was such a great advertisement for the league. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Are we back chatting on here? could get awkard when the villa manager starts recounting his saurday night dogging sessions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,063 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    GT_TDI_150 wrote: »
    Are we back chatting on here? could get awkard when the villa manager starts recounting his saurday night dogging sessions

    Woof woof


  • Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Commanchie


    Lads can people join in?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Commanchie wrote: »
    Lads can people join in?

    No, dogs only I'm afraid....


  • Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Commanchie


    No, dogs only I'm afraid....

    Har har har.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Laughing at Hercules jokes is half the battle really ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I am a God amongst insects...


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Commanchie wrote: »
    Lads can people join in?




    Absolutely! You can sign up here.


    Check out the Boards League by searching for it in the "Add Club" option (the code for the league is 174426 if that's easier), and see what clubs are available to manage.


    Apply for whatever club you want really as their all available to new managers.


    Come back here with your SM Username and the club you applied for (just so I know who I'm accepting! :pac: :) (You can PM me the details if you want. I'll see them in either place so it's your choice. :))


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    I am a God amongst insects...

    I for one welcome our new insect overlord!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Let's make this thread great again!

    I suggest we start by grabbing each other by the pussy....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    when are we building the wall again? dont want those freeloaders from other forums coming here reading our posts, taking our jokes, ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,063 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    GT_TDI_150 wrote: »
    when are we building the wall again? dont want those freeloaders from other forums coming here reading our posts, taking our jokes, ...

    We are the joke


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I am the beautiful vegan Messiah.....


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    I am the beautiful vegan Messiah.....




    Ugh, I get enough Vegan crap in the YLYL thread in the CVPL forum.





    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    What's a vegan, are they from one of those odd countries


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    This season your Chairman expects you to avoid relegation.

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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the PSG vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 21st November 2018 @ 10:00

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    PSG | -7.5m | 124 | 90 | 296.5m | 2


    Managers Applying for the PSG vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    | | | | |


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    News coming out of Cuidad de la Plata is that the Estudiantes board are frantically piecing together a bumper contract in order to ensure their manager doesn't have his head turned by the Barcelona vacancy. When speaking to the press earlier, the chairman stated that they will "fight tooth and nail" to keep hold of their man regardless of how much it will cost them.

    Other sources are suggesting that it's all in vain as a deal is almost struck between Wilberto and those at the Nou Camp, but these are only from unreliable news outlets.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Meanwhile at Benfica, the board keep dropping hints about applying for the vacant Barcelona job, but manager Shteve McClaren appears to be oblivious to these as he walks around with his laminated lifetime contract.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,063 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    Wilberto wrote: »
    News coming out of Cuidad de la Plata is that the Estudiantes board are frantically piecing together a bumper contract in order to ensure their manager doesn't have his head turned by the Barcelona vacancy. When speaking to the press earlier, the chairman stated that they will "fight tooth and nail" to keep hold of their man regardless of how much it will cost them.

    Other sources are suggesting that it's all in vain as a deal is almost struck between Wilberto and those at the Nou Camp, but these are only from unreliable news outlets.

    Reports that wilberto is insisting on Taylor swift playing the nou camp once a year are causing negotiations to stall though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Mmmm Barca................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    eh i dunno wrote: »
    Reports that wilberto is insisting on Taylor swift playing the nou camp once a year are causing negotiations to stall though

    Due to the fact that Taylor has a restraining order out against Wil, making it impossible for her and him to be in the same city at the same time...

    As Wil is aware of said restraining orders, questions have to be asked on how real his interest really is or is he merely trying to up his media profile(although not sure how requesting the skank will help with that)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Press conference being called at Stuttgart, we he stay or will he go?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Press conference being called at Stuttgart, we he stay or will he go?




    With an average points rating of 2.33, I think it's safe to say the job is effectively yours if you want it!!




    :pac: :pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the Barcelona vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 29th November 2018 @ 11:00

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    Barcelona | 679.4m | 216 | 91 | 424.1m | 1


    Managers Applying for the Barcelona vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    Baza Rakus | Borussia Dortmund | 10 | 759 | 414 | 1.83


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Stuttgart announce that thier manager WILL be .....................x factor pause...................Staying till the end of season at least.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Stuttgart announce that thier manager WILL be .....................x factor pause...................Staying till the end of season at least.




    You probably won't get a better offer than this at the end of the season. ;);):)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the Barcelona vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 29th November 2018 @ 11:00

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    Barcelona | 679.4m | 216 | 91 | 424.1m | 1


    Managers Applying for the Barcelona vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    Wilberto | Estudiantes | 15 | 620 | 298 | 2.08

    Baza Rakus | Borussia Dortmund | 10 | 759 | 414 | 1.83





    Having slept on it I thought, "Fcuk it, why not!" :pac: :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Could be my final season


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Could be my final season


    Should have taken Barca to reignite your interest. :):)


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    With all the managerial merry go round of late is there somewhere you can how long each manager has been at a club or would ya have to check everyone individually?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    With all the managerial merry go round of late is there somewhere you can how long each manager has been at a club or would ya have to check everyone individually?




    You have to check everyone's history individually. Once you reach 50 you can apply, although for teams like Lyon (possibly twice,) and now Estudiantes (I'm sure there was one more as well (possibly Everton)), I might just accept any application straight away if it looks a stong possibility that there's going to be no rush to take the job.


    :)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 15 Update

    02/04/2019

    Mgr Ranking | +/- | Club | Boards.ie Username | Total Mgr Points | No. of Games | Avg Mgr Pts
    25 | +6 | Anzhi Makhachkala | richieffff | 798 | 426 | 1.87
    12 | +2 | Arsenal | Manzoor14 | 1243 | 650 | 1.91
    19 | +4 | AS Roma | Colemania | 997 | 532 | 1.87
    7 | +3 | Aston Villa | eh i dunno | 1299 | 653 | 1.99
    20 | +6 | Atlético Madrid | ctrl-alt-delete | 970 | 531 | 1.83
    11 | +4 | Barcelona | Wilberto | 1256 | 637 | 1.97
    2 | +2 | Bayern Munchen | Kersplat! | 1601 | 775 | 2.07
    33 | N/A | Borussia Dortmund | NMG49 | 33 | 23 | 1.53
    14 | +3 | Chelsea | Irish Goldberg | 1185 | 664 | 1.78
    21 | +6 | Cruzeiro | colmmcg2410 | 963 | 486 | 1.98
    32 | N/A | Estudiantes de La Plata | Non Boards User | 81 | 37 | 2.19
    31 | +8 | Everton | eagle eye | 188 | 120 | 1.57
    4 | +1 | FC Porto | GT_TDI_150 | 1509 | 721 | 2.09
    26 | +6 | FC Schalke | thisyear | 720 | 417 | 1.73
    9 | 0 | Flamengo | Perrin V2 | 1280 | 644 | 1.99
    29 | +6 | Juventus | Salmon | 623 | 337 | 1.85
    2 | +1 | Liverpool | unkymo | 1591 | 723 | 2.20
    1 | +1 | Manchester City | gerp99 | 1641 | 714 | 2.30
    10 | +3 | Manchester United | RickyOFlaherty | 1264 | 668 | 1.89
    18 | +4 | Málaga CF | Comic Book Guy | 1031 | 509 | 2.03
    30 | +11 | Olympique Lyonnais | Non-Boards User | 201 | 69 | 2.91
    22 | +6 | Panathinaikos | Ordinary man | 931 | 482 | 1.93
    28 | +8 | Paris Saint-Germain | rule supreme | 626 | 294 | 2.13
    13 | +3 | Real Madrid | Burlap_Sack | 1224 | 623 | 1.96
    34 | N/A | RSC Anderlecht | Non-Boards User | 18 | 13 | 1.38
    15 | +3 | Sevilla | Techniques07 | 1171 | 642 | 1.82
    27 | +6 | SL Benfica | GLaDOS | 702 | 431 | 1.63
    16 | +3 | Spartak Moskva | mackeire | 1141 | 635 | 1.80
    5 | +7 | SS Lazio | tupac_healy | 1326 | 680 | 1.95
    8 | -1 | SSC Napoli | Maldjd23 | 1285 | 689 | 1.87
    23 | +6 | Tottenham Hotspur | redzerdrog | 890 | 406 | 2.19
    24 | +6 | Udinese | doc holliday | 875 | 415 | 2.11
    6 | 0 | VfB Stuttgart | king size mars bar | 1311 | 623 | 2.10
    17 | +4 | Zenit | Batesy77 | 1055 | 616 | 1.71


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 15

    SMFA Manager of the year award :
    1. GT_TDI_150 (FC Porto) (157 point increase)
    2. Kersplat! (Bayern Munich) (151 point increase)
    3. Non Boards Member (Olympique Lyonnais) (143 point increase)


    Golden Boot :
    1. Juan Mata (Sevilla) - 31 Goals
    2. Riyad Mahrez (FC Porto) - 26 Goals
    3. Edin Dzeko (Spartak Moscow) - 21 Goals
    =. Kylian Mbappé (Cruzeiro) - 21 Goals

    Golden Ball :
    1. Lionel Messi (FC Porto) - 8.86 (36 Appearances)
    2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester City) - 8.35 (31 Appearances)
    3. Mohamed Salah (Cruzeiro) - 8.14 (35 Appearances)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Congrats GT! At least you got some recognition for a fantastic season! :):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Well done to all��


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    That would be a nice way to sign off ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭irishgoldberg


    GT_TDI_150 wrote: »
    That would be a nice way to sign off ...

    ??? U can't leave!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,750 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    Buying from unmanaged now turned off?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    redzerdrog wrote: »
    Buying from unmanaged now turned off?




    As I said to some one else, as it's coming up to the end of the FPL season, I'm hoping to entice a few of them over. Whatever chance I have of doing that with a couple of decent squads, I have absolutely zero chance of doing that with raided squads as has been the case so far.




    I'm just giving myself extra time because the FPL season doesn't finish until May.


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