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    #1502
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


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    I don't care how old he is, nor do I care about how long (or not) he'll be a 91 rated player for, when you get the chance to sign Zlatan, you sign Zlatan.


    Awesome!


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    #1503
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the Cruzeiro vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 2nd May 2018 @ 22:00[/S]

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    Cruzeiro| 496.6m | 115 | 86 | 201.9m | 2


    Managers Applying for the Cruzeiro vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    | | | | |


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    #1504
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 14 Update

    05/11/2018

    Mgr Ranking | +/- | Club | Boards.ie Username | Total Mgr Points | No. of Games | Avg Mgr Pts
    39 | N/a | AC Milan | eagle eye | 106 | 77 | 1.38
    26 | +2 | ACF Fiorentina | ctrl-alt-delete | 892 | 487 | 1.83
    24 | +2 | Ajax | TheGunns | 912 | 471 | 1.94
    31 | +2 | Anzhi Makhachkala | richieffff | 720 | 382 | 1.88
    14 | -4 | Arsenal | Manzoor14 | 1175 | 608 | 1.93
    23 | +4 | AS Roma | Colemania | 918 | 484 | 1.90
    10 | +4 | Aston Villa | eh i dunno | 1192 | 608 | 1.96
    1 | 0 | Atlético Madrid | tonic wine | 1568 | 693 | 2.26
    8 | +1 | Barcelona | Hercule Poirot | 1205 | 596 | 2.02
    4 | 0 | Bayern Munchen | Kersplat! | 1450 | 719 | 2.02
    11 | 0 | Borussia Dortmund | baza Rakus | 1191 | 656 | 1.82
    17 | 0 | Chelsea | Irish Goldberg | 1096 | 618 | 1.77
    27 | +3 | Cruzeiro | colmmcg2410 | 865 | 445 | 1.94
    15 | -2 | Estudiantes de La Plata | Wilberto | 1168 | 591 | 1.98
    38 | +2 | Everton | Non Boards.ie Member | 125 | 77 | 1.62
    5 | 0 | FC Porto | GT_TDI_150 | 1352 | 666 | 2.03
    32 | +3 | FC Schalke | thisyear | 656 | 374 | 1.75
    9 | -1 | Flamengo | Perrin V2 | 1204 | 602 | 2.00
    42 | N/A | Internazionale | Non-Boards User | 8 | 5 | 1.60
    35 | +1 | Juventus | Salmon | 536 | 295 | 1.82
    3 | -1 | Liverpool | unkymo | 1516 | 681 | 2.23
    2 | +1 | Manchester City | gerp99 | 1526 | 665 | 2.29
    13 | -1 | Manchester United | RickyOFlaherty | 1179 | 622 | 1.90
    22 | +3 | Málaga CF | Comic Book Guy | 949 | 466 | 2.04
    34 | +4 | Newcastle United | cloughieB | 547 | 273 | 2.00
    41 | N/A | Olympique Lyonnais | Non-Boards User | 58 | 21 | 2.76
    28 | +1 | Panathinaikos | Ordinary man | 853 | 439 | 1.94
    20 | +1 | Paris Saint-Germain | JamboMac | 1015 | 563 | 1.80
    16 | 0 | Real Madrid | Burlap_Sack | 1128 | 580 | 1.94
    37 | +4 | RSC Anderlecht | Non-Boards User | 161 | 65 | 2.48
    18 | +1 | Sevilla | Techniques07 | 1087 | 598 | 1.82
    36 | +3 | Shaktar Donetsk | rule supreme | 519 | 248 | 2.09
    33 | +1 | SL Benfica | GLaDOS | 615 | 385 | 1.60
    19 | -1 | Spartak Moskva | mackeire | 1082 | 593 | 1.82
    40 | N/A | Sporting Lisbon | Non-Boards User | 59 | 21 | 2.81
    12 | +3 | SS Lazio | tupac_healy | 1186 | 627 | 1.89
    7 | 0 | SSC Napoli | Maldjd23 | 1223 | 648 | 1.89
    25 | -1 | Sunderland | Naughty Boy I | 912 | 523 | 1.74
    29 | +2 | Tottenham Hotspur | redzerdrog | 799 | 356 | 2.24
    30 | +2 | Udinese | doc holliday | 753 | 367 | 2.05
    6 | 0 | VfB Stuttgart | king size mars bar | 1238 | 583 | 2.12
    21 | +1 | Zenit | Batesy77 | 979 | 576 | 1.70


    Unmanaged Clubs :
    AJ Auxerre
    Athletic Club de Bilbao
    AZ
    Bayer Leverkusen
    Besiktas
    Boca Juniors
    Celtic
    Chivas de Guadalajara
    Club America
    CSKA Moskva
    Dynamo Kyiv
    FC Basel
    FC Twente
    Fenerbahce SK
    Galatasaray SK
    Genoa FC
    Girondins Bordeaux
    Gremio
    Hamburger SV
    Hannover
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Olympiacos
    Olympique Marseille
    Palmeiras
    Portsmouth
    PSV
    Rangers
    RCD Espanyol
    Shanghai Shenhua
    Sporting de Braga
    Standard Liege
    Sao Paulo FC
    US Palermo
    Valencia CF
    VfL Wolfsburg
    Vélez Sarsfield
    Werder Bremen
    West Bromwich Albion


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    #1505
    eh i dunno
    Registered Users Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    New managers welcome


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    #1506
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Season 14

    SMFA Manager of the year award :
    1. Kersplat! (Bayern Munich) (144 point increase)
    2. tupac_healy (SS Lazio) (137 point increase)
    3. GT_TDI_150 (FC Porto) (134 point increase)


    Golden Boot :
    1. Paulo Dybala (SS Lazio) - 29 Goals
    2. Edin Dzeko (Spartak Moscow) - 27 Goals
    =. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 27 Goals


    Golden Ball :
    1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 8.92* (35 Appearances)
    2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester City) - 8.83 (35 Appearances)
    3. Robert Lewandowski (Atletico Madrid) - 8.12 (32 Appearances)


    *(9.14 X 7/35) + (8.86 X 28/35)


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    #1507
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Wilberto wrote: »
    Season 14

    SMFA Manager of the year award :
    1. Kersplat! (Bayern Munich) (144 point increase)
    2. tupac_healy (SS Lazio) (137 point increase)
    3. GT_TDI_150 (FC Porto) (134 point increase)


    Golden Boot :
    1. Paulo Dybala (SS Lazio) - 29 Goals
    2. Edin Dzeko (Spartak Moscow) - 27 Goals
    =. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 27 Goals


    Golden Ball :
    1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona / FC Porto) - 8.92* (35 Appearances)
    2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester City) - 8.83 (35 Appearances)
    3. Robert Lewandowski (Atletico Madrid) - 8.12 (32 Appearances)


    *(9.14 X 7/35) + (8.86 X 28/35)

    Plucky little Porto


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    #1508
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    My one wish is for people to start using this forum again. It was such a hive of activity back in the day. :(


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    #1509
    eh i dunno
    Registered Users Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    Wilberto wrote: »
    My one wish is for people to start using this forum again. It was such a hive of activity back in the day. :(

    Let's make it great again Swifty.


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    #1510
    king size mars bar
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    This forum is a bit like the transfer market in the game world, not much going on compared to years ago.


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    #1511
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    king size mars bar wrote: »
    This forum is a bit like the transfer market in the game world, not much going on compared to years ago.


    Indeed. It's just a shame as when it was busy, it was such a great advertisement for the league. :)


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    #1512
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Are we back chatting on here? could get awkard when the villa manager starts recounting his saurday night dogging sessions


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    #1513
    eh i dunno
    Registered Users Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    GT_TDI_150 wrote: »
    Are we back chatting on here? could get awkard when the villa manager starts recounting his saurday night dogging sessions

    Woof woof


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    #1514
    Commanchie
    Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Commanchie


    Lads can people join in?


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    #1515
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Commanchie wrote: »
    Lads can people join in?

    No, dogs only I'm afraid....


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    #1516
    Commanchie
    Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Commanchie


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    No, dogs only I'm afraid....

    Har har har.


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    #1517
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    Laughing at Hercules jokes is half the battle really ...


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    #1518
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I am a God amongst insects...


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    #1519
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Commanchie wrote: »
    Lads can people join in?




    Absolutely! You can sign up here.


    Check out the Boards League by searching for it in the "Add Club" option (the code for the league is 174426 if that's easier), and see what clubs are available to manage.


    Apply for whatever club you want really as their all available to new managers.


    Come back here with your SM Username and the club you applied for (just so I know who I'm accepting! :pac: :) (You can PM me the details if you want. I'll see them in either place so it's your choice. :))


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    #1520
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    I am a God amongst insects...

    I for one welcome our new insect overlord!


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    #1521
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Let's make this thread great again!

    I suggest we start by grabbing each other by the pussy....


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    #1522
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    when are we building the wall again? dont want those freeloaders from other forums coming here reading our posts, taking our jokes, ...


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    #1523
    eh i dunno
    Registered Users Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    GT_TDI_150 wrote: »
    when are we building the wall again? dont want those freeloaders from other forums coming here reading our posts, taking our jokes, ...

    We are the joke


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    #1524
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I am the beautiful vegan Messiah.....


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    #1525
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    I am the beautiful vegan Messiah.....




    Ugh, I get enough Vegan crap in the YLYL thread in the CVPL forum.





    :pac:


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    #1526
    king size mars bar
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    What's a vegan, are they from one of those odd countries


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    #1527
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    This season your Chairman expects you to avoid relegation.

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    #1528
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Applications for the PSG vacancy now open.

    Closing Deadline : 21st November 2018 @ 10:00

    Team | Funds | No. of Players | Avg Rating | Total Value | Division
    PSG | -7.5m | 124 | 90 | 296.5m | 2


    Managers Applying for the PSG vacancy :

    Manager | Current Club | Manager Ranking | Total Points at Current Club | No. of Games at Current Club | Avg Points at Current Club
    | | | | |


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    #1529
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    News coming out of Cuidad de la Plata is that the Estudiantes board are frantically piecing together a bumper contract in order to ensure their manager doesn't have his head turned by the Barcelona vacancy. When speaking to the press earlier, the chairman stated that they will "fight tooth and nail" to keep hold of their man regardless of how much it will cost them.

    Other sources are suggesting that it's all in vain as a deal is almost struck between Wilberto and those at the Nou Camp, but these are only from unreliable news outlets.


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    #1530
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,202 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Meanwhile at Benfica, the board keep dropping hints about applying for the vacant Barcelona job, but manager Shteve McClaren appears to be oblivious to these as he walks around with his laminated lifetime contract.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #1531
    eh i dunno
    Registered Users Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭eh i dunno


    Wilberto wrote: »
    News coming out of Cuidad de la Plata is that the Estudiantes board are frantically piecing together a bumper contract in order to ensure their manager doesn't have his head turned by the Barcelona vacancy. When speaking to the press earlier, the chairman stated that they will "fight tooth and nail" to keep hold of their man regardless of how much it will cost them.

    Other sources are suggesting that it's all in vain as a deal is almost struck between Wilberto and those at the Nou Camp, but these are only from unreliable news outlets.

    Reports that wilberto is insisting on Taylor swift playing the nou camp once a year are causing negotiations to stall though


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