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Your Ideal Day as a Millionaire

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    #32
    pxdf9i5cmoavkz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Eat, sleep, ****, repeat.

    ****. Sleep. Eat. Repeat.

    Eating before you go to sleep is a surefire way of becoming obese.
    Australia wrote:
    I'd like to say I'd do something sensible like invest all of it in a well diversified portfolio or ETFs, bonds and commodities, but I know deep down that I wouldn't be able to resist keeping 10% aside for individual stock picks.

    This.


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    #33
    Keyzer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    I'd spend time with my kids.

    Then workout.

    Then play my new steinway piano.

    Then play the multitude of guitars recently purchased.

    Head out for dinner with the missus in my brand new Audi A7.


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    #34
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    Cup of tea and a custard crown.


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    #35
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    The Tetrarch wrote: »
    Cup of tea and a custard crown.

    A crown of custard? You are after all a king of kings. The Terrarch!


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    #36
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,023 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Why are you trying to be Aonghus von B all of a sudden?

    To thine own self be true



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    #37
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Why are you trying to be Aonghus von B all of a sudden?


    Who is that? A majestic prince of the night?


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    #38
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Zorya wrote: »
    I'd immediately buy family tickets to Asia, and rent a beach hut in Thailand for the duration of winter. Before I went I would get tarmac put on the driveway, buy a tulikivi stove for when I get back, get all the parts of the house that are falling apart fixed like the tap seals that leak, the doors that are groaning or stuck, I'd get a full paint job done on the house, basically fix all the stuff that is slowly driving me mad. And then I would use what's left over - should be plenty - to start a fair trade business with some family based enterprise in Asia, where they supply and I import and wholesale. Clothes maybe, my own designs, preferably. That'd be cool.

    I loved this! And guess what.....


    You deserve it all!


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    #39
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,152 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    My day would start by calling the bank and clearing my mortgage, then a few hours taking a trust-worthy builder around the house and paying him up-front to get all the work we want done taken care of over the summer. A trip to the travel agent to book and pay for a two month holiday for the duration of the works. Pop into a garage and pay for a new Audi A7. After all that, take the family out for a nice dinner (Shanahans or somewhere Michelin starred) before retiring to my local and running a tab for everyone there until 11:59 when my access to the million runs out.

    TBH, I doubt I'd make it through the full million unless it was accessible via credit card and I could leave Mrs Sleepy lose on internet shopping throughout the day.

    I'd leave the hour or so of explaining to my boss why I won't be around all summer until the following day!


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    #40
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Sleepy wrote: »
    My day would start by calling the bank and clearing my mortgage, then a few hours taking a trust-worthy builder around the house and paying him up-front to get all the work we want done taken care of over the summer. A trip to the travel agent to book and pay for a two month holiday for the duration of the works. Pop into a garage and pay for a new Audi A7. After all that, take the family out for a nice dinner (Shanahans or somewhere Michelin starred) before retiring to my local and running a tab for everyone there until 11:59 when my access to the million runs out.

    TBH, I doubt I'd make it through the full million unless it was accessible via credit card and I could leave Mrs Sleepy lose on internet shopping throughout the day.

    I'd leave the hour or so of explaining to my boss why I won't be around all summer until the following day!

    Yes. I LOVE this one.


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    #41
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,023 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    never_mind wrote: »
    Who is that? A majestic prince of the night?

    More like an in-patient in a top security psych facility.

    To thine own self be true



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    #42
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    never_mind wrote: »

    Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

    Still a better twist ending that Planet of the Apes.


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    #43
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    More like an in-patient in a top security psych facility.

    Well, Purple Mountain, I’m aware of my.... eccentricities. Since I’m fabulously rich I get aaay with it.

    Working class = crazy, mad, insane
    My class = excentric and full of colour


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
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    Brisk morning walk, followed by a read of the paper. Sweep up remaining leaves, hose down the Lambo.


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    #45
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,091 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    My ideal day would be simply waking up knowing all my bills are paid, having no money worries, a safe roof over my head and those closet to me are still with me. Then rolling over in bed and falling back into a peaceful sleep for a few hours. Loads have this, but loads don't. Maybe then I could wake up and contemplate doing something mad.


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    #46
    KevinCavan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 612 ✭✭✭KevinCavan


    New York shopping trip, eat in a nice restaurant, go on a pub crawl and fall back into my 5 star hotel.


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    #47
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    super_furry wrote: »
    Still a better twist ending that Planet of the Apes.

    Planet of the Apes? Is that a filum? I don’t watch filums. I instead watch filums being shot in live action from my chaise longe that is carried by empowered fabulous lesbians.


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    #48
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    My ideal day would be simply waking up knowing all my bills are paid, having no money worries, a safe roof over my head and those closet to me are still with me. Then rolling over in bed and falling back into a peaceful sleep for a few hours. Loads have this, but loads don't. Maybe then I could wake up and contemplate doing something mad.

    It saddens my black, broken heart that your life is full of worries. Please know I think you are a king amongst kings.


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    #49
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,091 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    never_mind wrote: »
    It saddens my black, broken heart that your life is full of worries. Please know I think you are a king amongst kings.

    I can safely say that there are lots like me. Worries are merely a part of life for some of us. While I'm doing okay, the thoughts of having an ideal day as a millionaire, for me would have to be based on not having these worries. After enjoying that part, I would probably spend a short period going fooking crazy and then retreat to being sensible.


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    #50
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Wake up early.

    Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

    Take a massive dump.

    Have a fry up.

    Few Pints.

    Round of golf.

    Few Pints.

    Have a ****

    Few pints.

    Cheeseburger.

    Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

    Ask her for another blow job.

    Let a huge fart.

    Go to bed.


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    #51
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,091 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Wake up early.

    Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

    Take a massive dump.

    Have a fry up.

    Few Pints.

    Round of golf.

    Few Pints.

    Have a ****

    Few pints.

    Cheeseburger.

    Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

    Ask her for another blow job.

    Let a huge fart.

    Go to bed.

    Why have a **** between two super model blow jobs?? The rest I get, especially the cheeseburger. Chicken balls, sauce and chips would be better. Simple things.:D


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    #52
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Why have a **** between two super model blow jobs?? The rest I get, especially the cheeseburger. Chicken balls, sauce and chips would be better. Simple things.:D

    Only if you up for it (literally). The simple things are the best


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    #53
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Wake up early.

    Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

    Take a massive dump.

    Have a fry up.

    Few Pints.

    Round of golf.

    Few Pints.

    Have a ****

    Few pints.

    Cheeseburger.

    Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

    Ask her for another blow job.

    Let a huge fart.

    Go to bed.

    Excellent day. Maybe a snooze after the **** to recharge the batteries.


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    #54
    Hoboo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE

    Lets be honest


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    #55
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    latest?cb=20130727183557


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    #56
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Wake up early.

    Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

    Take a massive dump.

    Have a fry up.

    Few Pints.

    Round of golf.

    Few Pints.

    Have a ****

    Few pints.

    Cheeseburger.

    Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

    Ask her for another blow job.

    Let a huge fart.

    Go to bed.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.


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    #57
    Hoboo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    Zorya wrote: »
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.

    You'd get Janice Dickinson for a a couple of grand


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    #58
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Hoboo wrote: »
    You'd get Janice Dickinson for a a couple of grand

    Heh :) You might think so, but nah, probably not.


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    #59
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Excellent day. Maybe a snooze after the **** to recharge the batteries.

    Indeed. A power nap after the power ****


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    #60
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Zorya wrote: »
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.

    I'm not paying over a million for a blow job. I'll go cucumber for free


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    #61
    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    Id pay off my student loans and throw a huge session at a rented gaff in sligo


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