Your Ideal Day as a Millionaire

never_mind

Dear lords and ladies,

the weekend is nay upon us and it is time (for us all) to reflect on my fabulous existence. However, like many of us, I would love to be a very wealthy person who lives and leads a glamorous and exotic life.

Find below my envisaged daily life if such luxuries were:

I would start my day with a salt bath at 11AM. After such, I would then move onto the kitchen where I would eat a hearty breakfast of smoked salmon, paprika, and whole wheat toastettes then SHOPPING.

After purchasing something new (expensive) i would then go for luncheon with my friends at the local 5 star hotel to sip on coffee, nibble at some nibbles, and just relax and have a massage. after a massage (done by a fabulously muscular icelandic war god) I would then go for a gentle swim. After such I would then go for a lovely orange juice and champagne drink. that night, after a slap up meal, i would then retire to a local pub and smoke cigarellos. then exfoliate. upon

returning to my chamber, my bed would be perfectly unwound and the window open to let in a gentle winter breeze i would be soothed to sleep with cooing from nearby pigeons and wake up in NEW YORK.

Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

Deebles McBeebles

Eat, sleep, ****, repeat.

PlaneSpeeking

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Eat, sleep, ****, repeat.

Make that a t-shirt and you can sod the Lotto!!!!

never_mind

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Eat, sleep, ****, repeat.

Oh Deebles, you are humorous but I don't think the life of a fabulously rich goddess would suit your type. You would be nouveau riche to me and my peers.

keano_afc

I'd put a full tank of petrol in the car.

Corb_lund

never_mind wrote: »

Dear lords and ladies,

the weekend is nay upon us and it is time (for us all) to reflect on my fabulous existence. However, like many of us, I would love to be a very wealthy person who lives and leads a glamorous and exotic life.

Find below my envisaged daily life if such luxuries were:

I would start my day with a salt bath at 11AM. After such, I would then move onto the kitchen where I would eat a hearty breakfast of smoked salmon, paprika, and whole wheat toastettes then SHOPPING.

After purchasing something new (expensive) i would then go for luncheon with my friends at the local 5 star hotel to sip on coffee, nibble at some nibbles, and just relax and have a massage. after a massage (done by a fabulously muscular icelandic war god) I would then go for a gentle swim. After such I would then go for a lovely orange juice and champagne drink. that night, after a slap up meal, i would then retire to a local pub and smoke cigarellos. then exfoliate. upon

returning to my chamber, my bed would be perfectly unwound and the window open to let in a gentle winter breeze i would be soothed to sleep with cooing from nearby pigeons and wake up in NEW YORK.

Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

No mention of being put away. Boring

rizzee

C&Hs

sjb25

Coke and hookers

gerrybbadd

Coke and hookers would be order of the day.

I love a soft drink

6541

never_mind wrote: »

Dear lords and ladies,

the weekend is nay upon us and it is time (for us all) to reflect on my fabulous existence. However, like many of us, I would love to be a very wealthy person who lives and leads a glamorous and exotic life.

Find below my envisaged daily life if such luxuries were:

I would start my day with a salt bath at 11AM. After such, I would then move onto the kitchen where I would eat a hearty breakfast of smoked salmon, paprika, and whole wheat toastettes then SHOPPING.

After purchasing something new (expensive) i would then go for luncheon with my friends at the local 5 star hotel to sip on coffee, nibble at some nibbles, and just relax and have a massage. after a massage (done by a fabulously muscular icelandic war god) I would then go for a gentle swim. After such I would then go for a lovely orange juice and champagne drink. that night, after a slap up meal, i would then retire to a local pub and smoke cigarellos. then exfoliate. upon

returning to my chamber, my bed would be perfectly unwound and the window open to let in a gentle winter breeze i would be soothed to sleep with cooing from nearby pigeons and wake up in NEW YORK.

Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

Brilliant !

whiskeyman

I'd do a full trolley shop in M&S.

Red_Wake

I'd complain about how much tax I pay.

Hammer89

I'd blow it all and pay six months rent. Edgy.

Austria!

I'd like to say I'd do something sensible like invest all of it in a well diversified portfolio or ETFs, bonds and commodities, but I know deep down that I wouldn't be able to resist keeping 10% aside for individual stock picks.

bazz26

go to work.

never_mind

Some rather illuminating but classless suggestions above. Hookers? Darling, with millions of euro you would be the cream of the CROP. At this level of social starta hookers should be paying US.

And coke is very early naughties. Very vintáge.

Paddy Cow

never_mind wrote: »

Some rather illuminating but classless suggestions above. Hookers? Darling, with millions of euro you would be the cream of the CROP. At this level of social starta hookers should be paying US.

And coke is very early naughties. Very vint.

No you wouldn't. To be in the 1% you need to be a billionaire. Millionaires would be considered middle class by the cream of the crop :pac:

10pennymixup

You need to change the thread title to Billionaire. Sure you couldn't live out the rest of your days on a million, and live a luxurious life of leisure.

And even a life of "eat, ****, sleep, repeat" costs money.

There are some w**kers in this country that must spend a fortune on Kleenex and lube.

For example Martin Callinan is such a w**nker he'd most likely get through it all in a year. Let's hope his legal fees exceeds a million and he foots the bill.

never_mind

Paddy Cow wrote: »

No you wouldn't. To be in the 1% you need to be a billionaire. Millionaires would be considered middle class by the cream of the crop :pac:

Oh dear me. Couldn't I have 999,999,999?

never_mind

10pennymixup wrote: »

You need to change the thread title to Billionaire. Sure you couldn't live out the rest of your days on a million, and live a luxurious life of leisure.

And even a life of "eat, ****, sleep, repeat" costs money.

There are some w**kers in this country that must spend a fortune on Kleenex and lube.

For example Martin Callinan is such a w**nker he'd most likely get through it all in a year. Let's hope his legal fees exceeds a million and he foots the bill.

I'm not sure who this Martin Callinan is but I presume he is not of the elite like yours truly.

Cina

Paddy Cow wrote: »

No you wouldn't. To be in the 1% you need to be a billionaire. Millionaires would be considered middle class by the cream of the crop :pac:

So there are 7.5m billionaires on the planet? :pac:

never_mind

Cina wrote: »

So there are 7.5m billionaires on the planet? :pac:

Cina, please desist. This thread has been established to discuss frankly and honestly the beautiful wonders of the world and the finer things in life. A lady does not discuss politics in such a fashion. You should know better, Cina.

10pennymixup

never_mind wrote: »

I'm not sure who this Martin Callinan is but I presume he is not of the elite like yours truly.

Ex Garda Commissioner Callinan, you know.... of the Garda whistleblower/Maurice McCabe/ Dave Taylor/ Charleton tribunal fame

And no....I believe there not are many people like yours truly

Cina

never_mind wrote: »

Cina, please desist. This thread has been established to discuss frankly and honestly the beautiful wonders of the world and the finer things in life. A lady does not discuss politics in such a fashion. You should know better, Cina.

I'm male, buddy. Put yer balls away.

never_mind

10pennymixup wrote: »

Ex Garda Commissioner Callinan, you know.... of the Garda whistleblower/Maurice McCabe/ Dave Taylor/ Charleton tribunal fame

And no....I believe there not are many people like yours truly

And you, my dear, are definitely not 10 a penny but a wonderful, strong and vibrant god.

never_mind

Cina wrote: »

I'm male, buddy. Put yer balls away.

That is an interesting thing. A goddess AND a male? I am intrigued.

Deebles McBeebles

Cina wrote: »

I'm male, buddy. Put yer balls away.

Does that go for me too or can I carry on?

BrokenArrows

never_mind wrote: »

Dear lords and ladies,

the weekend is nay upon us and it is time (for us all) to reflect on my fabulous existence. However, like many of us, I would love to be a very wealthy person who lives and leads a glamorous and exotic life.

Find below my envisaged daily life if such luxuries were:

I would start my day with a salt bath at 11AM. After such, I would then move onto the kitchen where I would eat a hearty breakfast of smoked salmon, paprika, and whole wheat toastettes then SHOPPING.

After purchasing something new (expensive) i would then go for luncheon with my friends at the local 5 star hotel to sip on coffee, nibble at some nibbles, and just relax and have a massage. after a massage (done by a fabulously muscular icelandic war god) I would then go for a gentle swim. After such I would then go for a lovely orange juice and champagne drink. that night, after a slap up meal, i would then retire to a local pub and smoke cigarellos. then exfoliate. upon

returning to my chamber, my bed would be perfectly unwound and the window open to let in a gentle winter breeze i would be soothed to sleep with cooing from nearby pigeons and wake up in NEW YORK.

Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

Apart from the " buy something expensive " your day sounds perfectly doable just by saving a few quid.

Berserker

I'd buy a three bed semi-d two bed apartment in south Dublin, rent it out and live off the rental income.

jetsonx

I'd ask rent-an-economist Jim Power for advice on how to spend it because Jim always gives excellent impartial advice.

Zorya

I'd immediately buy family tickets to Asia, and rent a beach hut in Thailand for the duration of winter. Before I went I would get tarmac put on the driveway, buy a tulikivi stove for when I get back, get all the parts of the house that are falling apart fixed like the tap seals that leak, the doors that are groaning or stuck, I'd get a full paint job done on the house, basically fix all the stuff that is slowly driving me mad. And then I would use what's left over - should be plenty - to start a fair trade business with some family based enterprise in Asia, where they supply and I import and wholesale. Clothes maybe, my own designs, preferably. That'd be cool.

pxdf9i5cmoavkz

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Eat, sleep, ****, repeat.

****. Sleep. Eat. Repeat.

Eating before you go to sleep is a surefire way of becoming obese.

Australia wrote:

I'd like to say I'd do something sensible like invest all of it in a well diversified portfolio or ETFs, bonds and commodities, but I know deep down that I wouldn't be able to resist keeping 10% aside for individual stock picks.

This.

Keyzer

I'd spend time with my kids.

Then workout.

Then play my new steinway piano.

Then play the multitude of guitars recently purchased.

Head out for dinner with the missus in my brand new Audi A7.

The Tetrarch

Cup of tea and a custard crown.

never_mind

The Tetrarch wrote: »

Cup of tea and a custard crown.

A crown of custard? You are after all a king of kings. The Terrarch!

Purple Mountain

Why are you trying to be Aonghus von B all of a sudden?

never_mind

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Why are you trying to be Aonghus von B all of a sudden?

Who is that? A majestic prince of the night?

never_mind

Zorya wrote: »

I'd immediately buy family tickets to Asia, and rent a beach hut in Thailand for the duration of winter. Before I went I would get tarmac put on the driveway, buy a tulikivi stove for when I get back, get all the parts of the house that are falling apart fixed like the tap seals that leak, the doors that are groaning or stuck, I'd get a full paint job done on the house, basically fix all the stuff that is slowly driving me mad. And then I would use what's left over - should be plenty - to start a fair trade business with some family based enterprise in Asia, where they supply and I import and wholesale. Clothes maybe, my own designs, preferably. That'd be cool.

I loved this! And guess what.....


You deserve it all!

Sleepy

My day would start by calling the bank and clearing my mortgage, then a few hours taking a trust-worthy builder around the house and paying him up-front to get all the work we want done taken care of over the summer. A trip to the travel agent to book and pay for a two month holiday for the duration of the works. Pop into a garage and pay for a new Audi A7. After all that, take the family out for a nice dinner (Shanahans or somewhere Michelin starred) before retiring to my local and running a tab for everyone there until 11:59 when my access to the million runs out.

TBH, I doubt I'd make it through the full million unless it was accessible via credit card and I could leave Mrs Sleepy lose on internet shopping throughout the day.

I'd leave the hour or so of explaining to my boss why I won't be around all summer until the following day!

never_mind

Sleepy wrote: »

My day would start by calling the bank and clearing my mortgage, then a few hours taking a trust-worthy builder around the house and paying him up-front to get all the work we want done taken care of over the summer. A trip to the travel agent to book and pay for a two month holiday for the duration of the works. Pop into a garage and pay for a new Audi A7. After all that, take the family out for a nice dinner (Shanahans or somewhere Michelin starred) before retiring to my local and running a tab for everyone there until 11:59 when my access to the million runs out.

TBH, I doubt I'd make it through the full million unless it was accessible via credit card and I could leave Mrs Sleepy lose on internet shopping throughout the day.

I'd leave the hour or so of explaining to my boss why I won't be around all summer until the following day!

Yes. I LOVE this one.

Purple Mountain

never_mind wrote: »

Who is that? A majestic prince of the night?

More like an in-patient in a top security psych facility.

super_furry

never_mind wrote: »

Because I was on a plane all that time. A custom made air boat.

Still a better twist ending that Planet of the Apes.

never_mind

Purple Mountain wrote: »

More like an in-patient in a top security psych facility.

Well, Purple Mountain, I’m aware of my.... eccentricities. Since I’m fabulously rich I get aaay with it.

Working class = crazy, mad, insane
My class = excentric and full of colour

Brisk morning walk, followed by a read of the paper. Sweep up remaining leaves, hose down the Lambo.

Grandeeod

My ideal day would be simply waking up knowing all my bills are paid, having no money worries, a safe roof over my head and those closet to me are still with me. Then rolling over in bed and falling back into a peaceful sleep for a few hours. Loads have this, but loads don't. Maybe then I could wake up and contemplate doing something mad.

KevinCavan

New York shopping trip, eat in a nice restaurant, go on a pub crawl and fall back into my 5 star hotel.

never_mind

super_furry wrote: »

Still a better twist ending that Planet of the Apes.

Planet of the Apes? Is that a filum? I don’t watch filums. I instead watch filums being shot in live action from my chaise longe that is carried by empowered fabulous lesbians.

never_mind

Grandeeod wrote: »

My ideal day would be simply waking up knowing all my bills are paid, having no money worries, a safe roof over my head and those closet to me are still with me. Then rolling over in bed and falling back into a peaceful sleep for a few hours. Loads have this, but loads don't. Maybe then I could wake up and contemplate doing something mad.

It saddens my black, broken heart that your life is full of worries. Please know I think you are a king amongst kings.

Grandeeod

never_mind wrote: »

It saddens my black, broken heart that your life is full of worries. Please know I think you are a king amongst kings.

I can safely say that there are lots like me. Worries are merely a part of life for some of us. While I'm doing okay, the thoughts of having an ideal day as a millionaire, for me would have to be based on not having these worries. After enjoying that part, I would probably spend a short period going fooking crazy and then retreat to being sensible.

orourkeda1977

Wake up early.

Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

Take a massive dump.

Have a fry up.

Few Pints.

Round of golf.

Few Pints.

Have a ****

Few pints.

Cheeseburger.

Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

Ask her for another blow job.

Let a huge fart.

Go to bed.

Grandeeod

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Wake up early.

Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

Take a massive dump.

Have a fry up.

Few Pints.

Round of golf.

Few Pints.

Have a ****

Few pints.

Cheeseburger.

Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

Ask her for another blow job.

Let a huge fart.

Go to bed.

Why have a **** between two super model blow jobs?? The rest I get, especially the cheeseburger. Chicken balls, sauce and chips would be better. Simple things.:D