Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

ButtersSuki · 02-11-2018 12:18PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Timer camera in a tripod.

Yeah, like de TechnoWizard Fateen could wurk dat. :pac:

ButtersSuki · 02-11-2018 12:40PM

POSSIBLY on twoday's show and dat:

SONNY KNOWLES' BURTDAY and dat!

PBH:
Paying for Papal vist and dat. €4m required to plug de deficit.
"De Remarkable Kathleen from yesterday" sez a fawning Philip. Tally ho chaps!
"We made her Taoiseach for de day".
4 T-wurds quit a soccer team due to "racism". How many people have hung up their boots so to speak bceuase of the racist language and dat sez Philip? Sure they wouldn't harm a fly (wit dat pickaxe).......

ButtersSuki · 02-11-2018 12:42PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 213
Joe Shows: 171
No Show Joe Shows: 42
Breakeens 4 Joe: 42
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 35
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €427,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

I'm just having a little break-een for meself after de 2.5hours wurk dis week and dat so to speak....

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:47PM

Rant on Social Welfare not paying enough taxpayer money to the pewer peeple

Oops69 · 02-11-2018 01:49PM

Philip is like a magistrate condescending to the little people in the Irish RM if any one remebers that programme .

Dan Jaman · 02-11-2018 01:49PM

"Aengus rang me."

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:49PM

Four minutes in and still no idea what SocialWelfare are not paying

Oops69 · 02-11-2018 01:51PM

“How many types of arthritis have you love ... any advance on the three from yesterday ? “

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:51PM

that is
(0 1) 7 0 4 3 0 0 0

sudzs · 02-11-2018 01:51PM

Oops69 wrote: »

Philip is like a magistrate condescending to the little people in the Irish RM if any one remebers that programme .

Remember it well!

cozar · 02-11-2018 01:52PM

zell12 wrote: »

Four minutes in and still no idea what SocialWelfare are not paying

illness benefit?

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:52PM

cozar wrote: »

illness benefit?

No mention of it

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-11-2018 01:53PM

Have we found out why this happened?

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:53PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Have we found out why this happened?

Systems failure, Operations disabled, System failed to load

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:54PM

"the guy Alan"

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:54PM

Call in, Regina

Dan Jaman · 02-11-2018 01:55PM

zell12 wrote: »

Systems failure, Operations disabled, System failed to load

They tried turning it off but couldn't turn it on again.

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:55PM

Finally, 'illness benefit' mentioned at 13:55

02-11-2018 01:55PM

They’re all forgetting to put on de sick voyis.

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:56PM

IT system needs a Versatis prescription

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:57PM

All Lahvlahn caller have grievances!
really?

zell12 · 02-11-2018 01:57PM

Where is our money?

Ally Dick · 02-11-2018 01:58PM

Did the department outsource anything to India I wonder? Sounds like the unholy alliance of Accenture and India involved, when I hear a new computer system was implemented

Dan Jaman · 02-11-2018 01:59PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Did the department outsource anything to India I wonder? Sounds like the unholy alliance of Accenture and India involved, when I hear a new computer system was implemented

The giveaway would be 'Alan' sounding like he's in Delhi.

zell12 · 02-11-2018 02:00PM

PBH: "a stinky smelly black mark.."

withless · 02-11-2018 02:01PM

Is she a rugby prop?

02-11-2018 02:01PM

How about Versatis for de shoulder instead of de i he ruins as it’s so miraculous?

cozar · 02-11-2018 02:01PM

tell us more about your shoulder sounds riveting.

Dan Jaman · 02-11-2018 02:01PM

Deffo need Versatis for this one.

statto25 · 02-11-2018 02:02PM

I wonder would Versatis patched help this woman......

Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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