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Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Timer camera in a tripod.

Yeah, like de TechnoWizard Fateen could wurk dat. :pac:

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twoday's show and dat:

SONNY KNOWLES' BURTDAY and dat!

PBH:
Paying for Papal vist and dat. €4m required to plug de deficit.
"De Remarkable Kathleen from yesterday" sez a fawning Philip. Tally ho chaps!
"We made her Taoiseach for de day".
4 T-wurds quit a soccer team due to "racism". How many people have hung up their boots so to speak bceuase of the racist language and dat sez Philip? Sure they wouldn't harm a fly (wit dat pickaxe).......

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 213
Joe Shows: 171
No Show Joe Shows: 42
Breakeens 4 Joe: 42
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 35
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €427,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

I'm just having a little break-een for meself after de 2.5hours wurk dis week and dat so to speak....

zell12

Rant on Social Welfare not paying enough taxpayer money to the pewer peeple

Oops69

Philip is like a magistrate condescending to the little people in the Irish RM if any one remebers that programme .

Dan Jaman

"Aengus rang me."

zell12

Four minutes in and still no idea what SocialWelfare are not paying

Oops69

“How many types of arthritis have you love ... any advance on the three from yesterday ? “

zell12

that is
(0 1) 7 0 4 3 0 0 0

sudzs

Oops69 wrote: »

Philip is like a magistrate condescending to the little people in the Irish RM if any one remebers that programme .

Remember it well!

cozar

zell12 wrote: »

Four minutes in and still no idea what SocialWelfare are not paying

illness benefit?

zell12

cozar wrote: »

illness benefit?

No mention of it

SEPT 23 1989

Have we found out why this happened?

zell12

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Have we found out why this happened?

Systems failure, Operations disabled, System failed to load

zell12

"the guy Alan"

zell12

Call in, Regina

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

Systems failure, Operations disabled, System failed to load

They tried turning it off but couldn't turn it on again.

zell12

Finally, 'illness benefit' mentioned at 13:55

[Deleted User]

They’re all forgetting to put on de sick voyis.

zell12

IT system needs a Versatis prescription

zell12

All Lahvlahn caller have grievances!
really?

zell12

Where is our money?

Ally Dick

Did the department outsource anything to India I wonder? Sounds like the unholy alliance of Accenture and India involved, when I hear a new computer system was implemented

Dan Jaman

Ally Dick wrote: »

Did the department outsource anything to India I wonder? Sounds like the unholy alliance of Accenture and India involved, when I hear a new computer system was implemented

The giveaway would be 'Alan' sounding like he's in Delhi.

zell12

PBH: "a stinky smelly black mark.."

withless

Is she a rugby prop?

[Deleted User]

How about Versatis for de shoulder instead of de i he ruins as it’s so miraculous?

cozar

tell us more about your shoulder sounds riveting.

Dan Jaman

Deffo need Versatis for this one.

statto25

I wonder would Versatis patched help this woman......