The 'trampoline wars' FG Off Topic Thread

fixXxer · 24-09-2018 12:54PM

All this talk of cruises has reminded me that my wife is going on a four day cruise with a friend next month and leaving the kids in my charge. I feel exhausted already.

Baggly · 24-09-2018 01:03PM

fixxxer wrote: »

All this talk of cruises has reminded me that my wife is going on a four day cruise with a friend next month and leaving the kids in my charge. I feel exhausted already.

'Who wants beans on toast for dinner again!'

Banjo · 24-09-2018 01:07PM

You take them out of the can?
now *that* is quality Dadding.
You're ruining it for the rest of us though.

Baggly · 24-09-2018 01:09PM

Banjo wrote: »

You take them out of the can?
now *that* is quality Dadding.
You're ruining it for the rest of us though.

I tried wrapping the bread around the can. They ate it fine, but the dentists bills the next day......

fixXxer · 25-09-2018 04:58PM

I'm already stocking up on chicken nuggets and oven chips. I'm gonna ground up ground up multivitamin tablets and put it in their coke to keep the scurvy at bay.

Baggly · 25-09-2018 05:18PM

fixxxer wrote:

I'm already stocking up on chicken nuggets and oven chips. I'm gonna ground up ground up multivitamin tablets and put it in their coke to keep the scurvy at bay.

Are potato waffles better than oven chips? I feel like they are the lesser of two evils

fixXxer · 25-09-2018 05:20PM

Did I say oven chips? I meant chipper chips. Save on the electricity.

Baggly · 25-09-2018 05:29PM

fixxxer wrote:

Did I say oven chips? I meant chipper chips. Save on the electricity.

If you feed them from a trough you will save on washing up liquid

fixXxer · 25-09-2018 06:01PM

:pac: I was planning on letting the dog lick the plates clean

Jack Moore · 25-09-2018 09:39PM

My boxer dog has the same name as Me. He’s a rescue so they come pre named but not a temp name it was his name for 4 years so I changed my name. Well that and my old name seemed to annoy people.

Necro · 27-09-2018 08:19AM

Yay, Westlife reunion next year. No Slane for me, I'm off to Croker for the hard-core stuff :P

Jack Moore · 27-09-2018 10:27PM

Necrominus wrote: »

Yay, Westlife reunion next year. No Slane for me, I'm off to Croker for the hard-core stuff :P

Cliff died 32 years ago today

Baggly · 28-09-2018 07:51AM

Happy Friday everyone!

fixXxer · 28-09-2018 10:25AM

Oh how I wish it was

Baggly · 28-09-2018 10:45AM

Why....it is Friday isnt it? Oh god dont let it be a secret monday.....

Banjo · 28-09-2018 11:09AM

Friday is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all commuters, but there's many a slip 'twixt the carpark and the m50 slip...

fixXxer · 28-09-2018 12:05PM

Oh its Friday all right. Everyone is happy except my sideways boss. She's still got that Monday vibe going.

sullivlo · 30-09-2018 06:11PM

I have no school tomorrow.

sKeith · 30-09-2018 06:42PM

sullivlo wrote: »

I have no school tomorrow.

Snap. Neither do I.

sullivlo · 30-09-2018 06:55PM

Yeah but I don’t have to get up. I can sleep in. I can have fresh brewed coffee from a mug and porridge with a spoon rather than plastics at traffic lights. Might even get out for a cycle!

Banjo · 01-10-2018 09:27AM

Be careful, it's fine when you're moving on the open road but if you have to stop suddenly you're going to drop your bowl, cup or both!

sullivlo · 04-10-2018 03:37PM

Cycled to school today but got stung by something on the way home on my neck and it’s really sore.

quickbeam · 04-10-2018 04:52PM

Ouch

Baggly · 04-10-2018 04:55PM

Was it the CAB?

Baggly · 04-10-2018 06:45PM

I'm so tired that I fell asleep on the couch after work, and now I have to go ref 3 matches and all I want to do is sleep.

Red cards for all.

sullivlo · 04-10-2018 07:34PM

Pter wrote: »

Was it the CAB?

I don’t understand

quickbeam · 04-10-2018 07:36PM

Criminal Asset's Bureau was my guess. "Stung" by them????

MrsFlushdraw · 08-10-2018 01:23PM

After the whole losing my job debacle, I have a second interview with a company that I saw on Friday. My tummy is in knots! it is the perfect job for me, but today I need to show the CEO and the CFO that is the case.

Need to get the glad rags on and go knock em dead!

I am so out of practice with interviews! I am still feeling a bit ropey from the weekend drinks.
Wish me luck

sKeith · 08-10-2018 01:26PM

MrsFlushdraw wrote: »

After the whole losing my job debacle, I have a second interview with a company that I saw on Friday. My tummy is in knots! it is the perfect job for me, but today I need to show the CEO and the CFO that is the case.

Need to get the glad rags on and go knock em dead!

I am so out of practice with interviews! I am still feeling a bit ropey from the weekend drinks.
Wish me luck

Good luck!

kitten_k · 08-10-2018 01:28PM

Best of luck Flushy

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