Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

somesoldiers wrote: »

This sounds like the intro to Ice Ts Home Invasion "if you are offenend by words like f,b,n, mf....take the tape out now, this is not a pop album. And by the way s my mf d"

answers on a postcard please , 1st drawn entry will win a copy of Collins Dictionary of Rap Talking and Dat

somesoldiers wrote: »

I was born 9 days after me fadder and mudder were married, am I a B?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

POSSIBLY on twoday's show:

• A man bought David Bowie's car (A Bentley so to speak) and it failed de NCT and dat so to speak as de bulb was not bright enough. It cost €600 to change so to speak. Man wit too much munny and time on his hands complains to anudder man wit too much munny and time on his hands about de price a light bulbs - NATIONAL NEW STORY
• Animated debate in Doyle Éireann so to speak and dat. Martin Ferris was all guns blazing (he actually said dat) and he said De B wurd and De F wurd. "He called dem F'in B's" sez Joe. B is a bad wurd apparently and not suitable for dis hour of de day - except when preceded by "BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD....." . I'm no fan of SF, but Fateen can never resist the opportunity for a dig-een, ignoring of course his won hypocrisy on de B wurd and dat.
• Ware do de Presidential candidates get dare munny and dat so to speak?
• JP and de taxes so to speak and dat.

Camp voyis? As sure and death and taxes (to PAYE wurkers at least).





DEFIN-EYE-TLY on twoday's show:

• Death
• Misery
• De paaaain
• Copious (and mostly incorrect or inaccurate) use of de phrases "Wow", "so to speak", "My God", "You can't say dat" and "Oh good luck"
• Sharp intake of breath noises