Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:22PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

De presbyteries of Oirland must be choc-a-bloc with returned stolen kit?

The clergy are at a loss as to what to do with it, as they haven't a clue who it belongs to.

12-09-2018 02:22PM

Ahhhhhhh dementia

*Tugs nipples*

"Is he near death caller?"

Wait: all joking aside, what in the f*ck is this? :eek:

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:22PM

Straight back into another DEATH imminent.

BPKS · 12-09-2018 02:22PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

drop it into a presbytery!

True story.

An individual, who was a regular topic on the Lahvlann going back a good few years ago, ended up living near me.

Joe regularly pleaded with him to hand himself into a presbytery.

Anyhow, we were in the pub one night and this fella arrives over and decides we might be interested in listening to him. We didnt really bother with him and he got the hint, so when he finished his pint, he said he was off.

I asked him was he heading to the presbytery? I dont think he copped what I was on about.

minikin · 12-09-2018 02:23PM

CEX is the catholic church’s rebrand for monetising the guilty returns by sticky fingered knackers*
*not refering to cultural minorities.

Swap ‘your’ electronics for indulgences... get out of purgatory in no time!

12-09-2018 02:24PM

This is wild. Who took him?

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:24PM

minikin wrote: »

CEX is the catholic church’s rebrand for monetising the guilty returns by sticky fingered knackers*
*not refering to cultural minorities.

Confession EXchange - the new method of trading the markets with old kit.

Mena Mitty · 12-09-2018 02:25PM

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

This is wild. Who took him?

His sibling.

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:25PM

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

This is wild. Who took him?

De bad, bad, bad, bad, bastids.

Mena Mitty · 12-09-2018 02:29PM

Did he say American court.....Judge Judy ??

BPKS · 12-09-2018 02:29PM

Is there meant to be Ryanair bashing today, thats the only reason I'm hanging in here

Roger_007 · 12-09-2018 02:30PM

So at last we discover that "the sibling" is his sister. Why not say that in the first place? Is all this just a money thing?

withless · 12-09-2018 02:31PM

Joe wallowing like a hippo in shi1t with a big smile on his face.

Mike Guide 69 · 12-09-2018 02:33PM

Well pronounced Comrade Joe....

Mena Mitty · 12-09-2018 02:35PM

Why are there no tears ?

Roger_007 · 12-09-2018 02:36PM

He's not your husband any more, missus!

12-09-2018 02:37PM

Theres obviosuly a few quid involved here.

But whatever the circumstances, what on earth does she expect Joe/LiveLine to do?

sligojoek · 12-09-2018 02:37PM

A judge going by the letter of the law. Who'd have thunk it?

sligojoek · 12-09-2018 02:39PM

Clontarf. Aha.

Roger_007 · 12-09-2018 02:40PM

Ah, Clontorf...........ders the connection!

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:40PM

I suspect his sister thinks the caller is a control freak.

Dan Jaman · 12-09-2018 02:45PM

Put a battery in your smoke alarm, missus.

dvcireland · 12-09-2018 02:46PM

It wasn't me Delboy, it was me brain

Grandad Trotter

withless · 12-09-2018 02:46PM

Smoke alarm! Call the Guards on her Joe!!

Del.Monte · 12-09-2018 02:49PM

More pointless tales of misery to excite Joe.

De Bhál · 12-09-2018 02:50PM

This is tough going

pc7 · 12-09-2018 02:50PM

Only caught ten minutes, what happened with the ladies husband who was sibling-napped? Did she get him back? Is he dead?

Roger_007 · 12-09-2018 02:50PM

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12-09-2018 02:51PM

What was that sound? A snore?

Roger_007 · 12-09-2018 02:53PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

What was that sound? A snore?

Shorry,.........dat was me.:D

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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