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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

pc7 · 2018-07-26 13:13:22

Mod note - Usual rules apply, play nice so to speak.

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#6002 05-09-2018 06:47PM

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ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ha! Ha!

Fungus replied to me on The Today FM thread!

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107996504&postcount=3238

no linky work no likely what he say

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#6003 05-09-2018 07:00PM

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thecretinhop wrote: »

no linky work no likely what he say

Works fine from this end.....are you on an EYEfone or an EYEPad caller?

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#6004 05-09-2018 07:02PM

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Brian Scan wrote: »

How could he possibly think that you're obsessed?

Ah Brian how are you? Great to hear from you.

You're pretty obsessed with my posts yourself as you only come on here to comment on my posts (or throw a snide comment at the whole thread in general).

I thought you were permanently banned btw? Not to worry, you will be soon enough.

Look after yerself now petal, dja heer me?

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#6005 05-09-2018 07:49PM

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ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ah Brian how are you? Great to hear from you.

You're pretty obsessed with my posts yourself as you only come on here to comment on my posts (or throw a snide comment at the whole thread in general).

I thought you were permanently banned btw? Not to worry, you will be soon enough.

Look after yerself now petal, dja heer me?

I'm good, thanks. Just back from a breakeen and dat so to speak sez I. Probably not my main holiday

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#6006 05-09-2018 09:06PM

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zell12 wrote: »

You'll need to change your accent if you want to wurk ere

He's had no complaints to date

Dan Jaman wrote: »

A year for the Versatis saga? I wondered whoy Jowel was banging the drum again.

That's bullshirt and he knows it. It was earlier this year. At a guess I think it was February.

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#6007 06-09-2018 11:35AM

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Genuine question to the mods - if a producer, researcher, or indeed anyone connected with the show in a professional capacity is posting in this thread, do you they have to declare same?

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#6008 06-09-2018 12:04PM

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flatulant fateen flumoxed by internet trolls

waves to hyew

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#6009 06-09-2018 12:39PM

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TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 173
Joe Shows: 137
No Show Joe Shows: 36
Breakeens 4 Joe: 36
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 31
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €342,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

I TOLD YE PHILIP WOOD BE BACK SOON AND DAT!

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#6010 06-09-2018 12:40PM

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Fateen PBH in de house twoday and dat.

GOOD LORD!

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#6011 06-09-2018 12:42PM

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What’s the spread on the latest breakeen? Mightn’t see him again til October after last month’s exertions and a six day week.

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#6012 06-09-2018 12:48PM
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On today's show:
Foie Gras, Smoked Salmon or Lobster? What's your favourite food to feed your dogs?

Land Rover Discovery - is it too common to drop one's kids off at private school in such a vehicle? Saoirse from Stepaside is embarrassed to be driving her 181 and is being bullied by her chums at the Tennis Club because of it.

Do you have a Chateau en Fwance? If not, whoy not? I mean if a telephonist in RTÉ can have one, whoy can't don't you?

Naughty chaps in Belvedere doing naughty stuff with the locals in Africa wot wot. Is it any wonder? Belvedere is on the North Side after all.

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#6013 06-09-2018 12:56PM

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amlinopta wrote: »

What’s the spread on the latest breakeen? Mightn’t see him again til October after last month’s exertions and a six day week.

I'd say Monday week at the absolute earliest, but likely longer.

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#6014 06-09-2018 01:47PM

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Well I guess you just factor it in to the price of your diesel/petrol then or go prepay at pumps but then there is no upselling in the shop of course

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#6015 06-09-2018 01:47PM

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Plug plug

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#6016 06-09-2018 01:47PM

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Really shyt to make the staff pay for scummers' theft.

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#6017 06-09-2018 01:47PM

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PBH saying he's in today and tomorrow. Which isn't to say who's on Monday!

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#6018 06-09-2018 01:49PM

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He's calling about €15?

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#6019 06-09-2018 01:49PM

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On anudder day, when the caller said €30 it would have been met with a WOW

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#6020 06-09-2018 01:49PM

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was there any warning of a breakeen ?

PBH :(

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#6021 06-09-2018 01:50PM

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it was denied because they probably don't have audio

"show me the audio"

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#6022 06-09-2018 01:50PM

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This is illegal!

It's not Applegreens fault though, I blame the cyclists!

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#6023 06-09-2018 01:50PM

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Of course there wasnt audio

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#6024 06-09-2018 01:51PM

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This is insane! Making staff pay for drive offs

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#6025 06-09-2018 01:51PM

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I think this caller should quit his job at Applegreen and go and work for Deliveroo

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#6026 06-09-2018 01:52PM

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whistle blower so to speak

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#6027 06-09-2018 01:53PM

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Coffee machine produced €1m pa :eek:

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#6028 06-09-2018 01:53PM

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somesoldiers wrote: »

whistle blower so to speak

He's stopped working for them, which is just as well, as he'd have nothing to get out of bed for tomorrow.

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#6029 06-09-2018 01:53PM

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1,000% mark up on de coffees

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#6030 06-09-2018 01:53PM

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how did this lad get enough points to do a law degree, or is he one of the back doors

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#6031 06-09-2018 01:54PM

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I did but i didnt...so to speak

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