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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • #5672
    thecretinhop
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    bombshell wow!


  • #5673
    Del.Monte
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    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    This is such a sad story. Poor man.

    Wrong thread. Sympathy that way
    >

    ****



  • #5674
    dvcireland
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    Stream of Consciousness Klaxon.


  • #5675
    Dan Jaman
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    This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.


  • #5676
    dvcireland
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    cud dere be a buke out of dis


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  • #5677
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Wrong thread. Sympathy that way
    >

    I'm only human....


  • #5678
    FrKurtFahrt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.

    Not in any pub I've ever been in!


  • #5679
    withless
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    Dump him Joe!


  • #5680
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    well thats this weeks playback sorted


  • #5681
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    dvcireland wrote: »
    cud dere be a buke out of dis


    De Chislers of da Gay Men of UK and Ireland.


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  • #5682
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    great story line for coronation street


  • #5683
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "Both de RTE concert orchestras present the stunning soundtrack to Sonic The Hedgehog..."


  • #5684
    [Deleted User]
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    Deceased by default


  • #5685
    boardise
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    Is this the man from God knows where ?


  • #5686
    dvcireland
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    clashed with an all ireland hurling final


  • #5687
    withless
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    Good luck hanging up on him Joe.


  • #5688
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So he married a deceased priest.


  • #5689
    [Deleted User]
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    I don’t want to tell you over the phone.


  • #5690
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fungus back from Clonbulloge.


  • #5691
    manodepeeple
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    "Hello Joe's Social Media person!"


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  • #5692
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    manodepeeple wrote: »
    "Hello Joe's Social Media person!"

    SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.


  • #5693
    ButtersSuki
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Anudder Death....6 in one go!!


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  • #5694
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 171
    Joe Shows: 136
    No Show Joe Shows: 35
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
     D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
     AT LEAST €340,000*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    DON'T FORGET -
    "We're here all summer" sez he.


    WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.


  • #5695
    [Deleted User]
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    We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.


  • #5696
    ButtersSuki
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.


    Joe will call Philip in a few weeks from de Chateau to launch de buke and dat.


  • #5697
    ButtersSuki
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    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.


    Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.


  • #5698
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.


    'Influencer' .....am am I giving off a 'chancer' vibe sotospeak. Thank you for the advice anyway.


  • #5699
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Joe will call Philip in a few weeks from de Chateau to launch de buke and dat.

    In fact I feel like starting a new thread so to speak... but it would be tasteless and rightly condemned. Award for RTE series with most deaths. Alas I he en have s relative whose death was talked about recently rly on one of the shows so I’m not being serious. A lot of the hosts relish it in their own way. We need more comedy to mT h the deaths!


  • #5700
    zell12
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    Was there no mention of the brownies an Allen received in the post?
    I mean The Thing arriving in BallyMaLuh


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  • #5701
    djemba djemba
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    zell12 wrote: »
    Was there no mention of the brownies an Allen received in the post?
    I mean The Thing arriving in BallyMaLuh

    Joe will treat him with the same soft touch as the good doctor in Howth


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