Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Stream of Consciousness Klaxon.

Dan Jaman

This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.

cud dere be a buke out of dis

Mena Mitty

Del.Monte wrote: »

Wrong thread. Sympathy that way
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I'm only human....

FrKurtFahrt

Dan Jaman wrote: »

This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.

Not in any pub I've ever been in!

withless

Dump him Joe!

well thats this weeks playback sorted

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

cud dere be a buke out of dis

De Chislers of da Gay Men of UK and Ireland.

great story line for coronation street

withless

"Both de RTE concert orchestras present the stunning soundtrack to Sonic The Hedgehog..."

Deceased by default

boardise

Is this the man from God knows where ?

clashed with an all ireland hurling final

withless

Good luck hanging up on him Joe.

So he married a deceased priest.

I don’t want to tell you over the phone.

Fungus back from Clonbulloge.

manodepeeple

"Hello Joe's Social Media person!"

Mena Mitty

manodepeeple wrote: »

"Hello Joe's Social Media person!"

SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.

Deleted User wrote: »

Anudder Death....6 in one go!!

I LOVE TO COUNT.....

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 171
Joe Shows: 136
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €340,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.

Deleted User wrote: »

We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.

Joe will call Philip in a few weeks from de Chateau to launch de buke and dat.

Mena Mitty wrote: »

SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.

Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.

'Influencer' .....am am I giving off a 'chancer' vibe sotospeak. Thank you for the advice anyway.