Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

thecretinhop · 04-09-2018 02:48PM

bombshell wow!

Del.Monte · 04-09-2018 02:48PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

This is such a sad story. Poor man.

Wrong thread. Sympathy that way

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dvcireland · 04-09-2018 02:49PM

Stream of Consciousness Klaxon.

Dan Jaman · 04-09-2018 02:49PM

This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.

dvcireland · 04-09-2018 02:49PM

cud dere be a buke out of dis

Mena Mitty · 04-09-2018 02:49PM

Del.Monte wrote: »

Wrong thread. Sympathy that way
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I'm only human....

FrKurtFahrt · 04-09-2018 02:50PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

This like eavesdropping on a conversation in the corner of the pub.

Not in any pub I've ever been in!

withless · 04-09-2018 02:50PM

Dump him Joe!

dvcireland · 04-09-2018 02:50PM

well thats this weeks playback sorted

Dan Jaman · 04-09-2018 02:50PM

dvcireland wrote: »

cud dere be a buke out of dis

De Chislers of da Gay Men of UK and Ireland.

dvcireland · 04-09-2018 02:52PM

great story line for coronation street

withless · 04-09-2018 02:54PM

"Both de RTE concert orchestras present the stunning soundtrack to Sonic The Hedgehog..."

04-09-2018 02:55PM

Deceased by default

boardise · 04-09-2018 02:56PM

Is this the man from God knows where ?

dvcireland · 04-09-2018 02:56PM

clashed with an all ireland hurling final

withless · 04-09-2018 02:57PM

Good luck hanging up on him Joe.

04-09-2018 02:58PM

So he married a deceased priest.

04-09-2018 03:00PM

I don’t want to tell you over the phone.

04-09-2018 03:00PM

Fungus back from Clonbulloge.

manodepeeple · 04-09-2018 03:01PM

"Hello Joe's Social Media person!"

Mena Mitty · 04-09-2018 03:06PM

manodepeeple wrote: »

"Hello Joe's Social Media person!"

SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.

ButtersSuki · 04-09-2018 03:13PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Anudder Death....6 in one go!!

I LOVE TO COUNT.....

ButtersSuki · 04-09-2018 03:14PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 171
Joe Shows: 136
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €340,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

04-09-2018 03:32PM

We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.

ButtersSuki · 04-09-2018 03:44PM

Deleted User wrote: »

We should have an annual Boardsie award for de caller who mentions de most number of deaths in one call.

Joe will call Philip in a few weeks from de Chateau to launch de buke and dat.

ButtersSuki · 04-09-2018 03:46PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

SMP I'm always looking for new buzzwords for me CV loike.

Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.

Mena Mitty · 04-09-2018 06:17PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Throw in "Influencer" too. And say "I'm down with the kids", and "I'm incredibly woke". Works 100% of the time, 80% of the time.

'Influencer' .....am am I giving off a 'chancer' vibe sotospeak. Thank you for the advice anyway.

04-09-2018 09:39PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe will call Philip in a few weeks from de Chateau to launch de buke and dat.

In fact I feel like starting a new thread so to speak... but it would be tasteless and rightly condemned. Award for RTE series with most deaths. Alas I he en have s relative whose death was talked about recently rly on one of the shows so I’m not being serious. A lot of the hosts relish it in their own way. We need more comedy to mT h the deaths!

zell12 · 05-09-2018 11:29AM

Was there no mention of the brownies an Allen received in the post?
I mean The Thing arriving in BallyMaLuh

djemba djemba · 05-09-2018 11:34AM

zell12 wrote: »

Was there no mention of the brownies an Allen received in the post?
I mean The Thing arriving in BallyMaLuh

Joe will treat him with the same soft touch as the good doctor in Howth

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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