Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

zell12 wrote: »

Well done Well done
You've won a coveted camp chair seat at the next Funneh Friday

Is dat not reserved for Row-wee Cowan?

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Why de feck is Jowel making a meal of this 39 years later? I would have thought 40 years might be a landmark, but 39?

It's as obscure and bizarre as the entire show dedicated to Syl Fox's 79th Birthday Extravaganza and dat. WHICH ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Any chance you might do a program on the Dublin Monaghan bombings then Joe?

:pac::pac:

2smiggy wrote: »

'what kind of boy was Paul ?'

what a stupid question, what do you think his mother is going to say !!!

This is gone beyond a joke, all this for his fecking book , on RTEs THE LICENCE PAYER'S time and money

FYP caller; I'm suprised no-one picked you up on dat so to speak.

sligojoek wrote: »

Bruta.. Caca.

Joe's new words. By the time he stops going on about the papal visit they''ll be fit for the Bingo card,

Ah the memories. I'd love to do a new one caller, I just don't have the time so to speak......

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 167
Joe Shows: 132
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €330,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.


WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

BPKS wrote: »

You have a lumbering pack yourself Joe

That's cash. Or gold.

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Shock! Horror!
Courier Company Pays Shyt Money And Tries To Fleece Workers!

Well that's NOT RTÉ you're referring to there anyway.

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The item included in the preview is actually on.
This lad must be connected to Joe or somebody in RTE.

He's not wurking for Deliveroo if he's connected to Joe or someone in RTÉ!