Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

SEPT 23 1989 · 22-08-2018 02:01PM

take the phone out of your mouth

DoctorEdgeWild · 22-08-2018 02:01PM

Cue lots of callers claiming they spent time with him in his brief visit years ago.

HeidiHeidi · 22-08-2018 02:02PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

this is ridiculous

Are you new here?

Fujitsu10 · 22-08-2018 02:02PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I’m driving but I pulled in to type this:

THIS IS INSANIA.

It’s Mad Ted.

Mena Mitty · 22-08-2018 02:02PM

Paddy and the three Popes, surely Jow can prise a bookeen outta dat a la Patric and de President.

ButtersSuki · 22-08-2018 02:02PM

Joe: wats De likeness like?
Wax Museum Guy: great
Joe: WOW.

€400,000 for this.

Dan Jaman · 22-08-2018 02:03PM

I recall visiting a Louis Tussaud's once, years ago.
Very much second-rate - every figure was just a bit off, as if the maker had a drunk day, or modelled them when the subject was suffering from dyspepsia or similar. Some of them reminded me of Bad Taxidermy (google it).
Otoh, the proper Madame Tussaude's was bob-on, quite accurately done.

ButtersSuki · 22-08-2018 02:04PM

Im out. I’ll update de calendar later but I can’t listen to this incredibly expensive nonsense.

HeidiHeidi · 22-08-2018 02:04PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Im out. I’ll update de calendar later but I can’t listen to this incredibly expensive nonsense.

I'm giving it five more minutes. If I can last that long.

Mena Mitty · 22-08-2018 02:06PM

Will the Tour de Francis be having tea and crumpets with the Opus Dei community sotospeak

Dan Jaman · 22-08-2018 02:09PM

Wot colour will de Skoadah be?
Pope Racing White?

Mena Mitty · 22-08-2018 02:11PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I recall visiting a Louis Tussaud's once, years ago.
Very much second-rate - every figure was just a bit off, as if the maker had a drunk day, or modelled them when the subject was suffering from dyspepsia or similar. Some of them reminded me of Bad Taxidermy (google it).
Otoh, the proper Madame Tussaude's was bob-on, quite accurately done.

Hope to visit Paddy Twosods after hearing about the 3 popes.

Dare I ask is dere a likeness of Joe to have a few pictures taken.

McDermotX · 22-08-2018 02:14PM

Boring

djemba djemba · 22-08-2018 02:14PM

There must be liveline gold due in the next few weeks for us putting up with all this Pope talk

DoctorEdgeWild · 22-08-2018 02:15PM

Joe just let that chap ramble on with nothing to say.

McDermotX · 22-08-2018 02:16PM

Fraid not....chances are it'll be three weeks of old dears ringing in about some over zealous secuirty guards in the Park.

Actually, that sounds great.

Roger_007 · 22-08-2018 02:19PM

Just tuned in. Just more popal shoite, I suppose?

ButtersSuki · 22-08-2018 02:21PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 162
Joe Shows: 127
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €317,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

BarryD2 · 22-08-2018 02:22PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Just tuned in. Just more popal shoite, I suppose?

Break from Vatican radio now!

HeidiHeidi · 22-08-2018 02:23PM

A) How in the name of all that's Holy (for the week that's in it) has Joe (allegedly) never heard of fuel cards?

Far too much mattymaticks going on here, Joe's head will spin off its axis :eek:

lazygal · 22-08-2018 02:24PM

You'd nearly miss the Versatis extravaganza so to speak.

thecretinhop · 22-08-2018 02:24PM

bored accountant

HeidiHeidi · 22-08-2018 02:25PM

I know how fuel cards work (I have one) and I haven't a clue what this woman is on about.

Why doesn't she just switch supplier?

Roger_007 · 22-08-2018 02:25PM

thecretinhop wrote: »

bored accountant

Is there any other kind?

thecretinhop · 22-08-2018 02:25PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

A) How in the name of all that's Holy (for the week that's in it) has Joe (allegedly) never heard of fuel cards?

Far too much mattymaticks going on here, Joe's head will spin off its axis :eek:

fateen does be in the back of the jag reading stories on miriam while eating crab dipped in butter while jeeves is getting diesel

McDermotX · 22-08-2018 02:27PM

Sounds official

Roger_007 · 22-08-2018 02:29PM

Is being a Catlick like Hotel California...........you can check out but you can never leave.

thecretinhop · 22-08-2018 02:30PM

this is so dull i read on an article on the bird who clipped joes leg do to speak it was surreal go google it

Dan Jaman · 22-08-2018 02:31PM

Fuel cards were a subject of riveting interest compared to this.

BPKS · 22-08-2018 02:31PM

Moncrieff has a piece on now about the Knock apparition being a hoax!

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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