Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

alaimacerc · 10-08-2018 03:23PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Thats convenient for you,because I imagine your sex life won't be....

Your imagination seems to go wildly off track, on very little basis.

Uncharted · 10-08-2018 03:28PM

alaimacerc wrote: »

Your imagination seems to go wildly off track, on very little basis.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 04:42PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 154
Joe Shows: 119
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €297,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 04:43PM

Looks like I missed another impartial, unbiased and never afraid to ask the hard questions Lahv Lahn twoday and dat so to speak....

2smiggy · 10-08-2018 04:58PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Looks like I missed another impartial, unbiased and never afraid to ask the hard questions Lahv Lahn twoday and dat so to speak....

there was one woman, Terry, who was questioning the welfare state, and people who were becoming 'homeless' by choice. Fillup did not like this common sense opinion, and talked down at her. Then produced caller after caller who of course had completely different opinions.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 05:05PM

2smiggy wrote: »

there was one woman, Terry, who was questioning the welfare state, and people who were becoming 'homeless' by choice. Fillup did not like this common sense opinion, and talked down at her. Then produced caller after caller who of course had completely different opinions.

I don't believe that for one second. It's almost like you're suggesting the callers are screened by the researchers and only those who have the same view as the host are allowed on air to provide the echo so to speak for the echo chamber......:rolleyes::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

dxhound2005 · 10-08-2018 06:08PM

Philip used the word Vouchsafe today to mean vouch for. A man of his erudition should know the difference.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 08:58PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Philip used the word Vouchsafe today to mean vouch for. A man of his erudition should know the difference.

I think he's given more credit for intelligence than is deserved on account of the (don't do de) accent so to speak. Anyone who heard him struggle to understand the concept of dual citizenship a few months back will doubtless have been left with the impression we were dealing with a candidate for Mensa Membership.....if Mensa was for thickos so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 08:59PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Philip used the word Vouchsafe today to mean vouch for. A man of his erudition should know the difference.

Would he vouchsafe for the livery on Aubrey's vehickle so to speak?

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 09:00PM

Going to walk the dogs and listen to one show - should it be yesteday's or twoday's?

Text T for Turssday's Show or T for Twoday's Show so to speak.

I'm only going to leave it open for 5 minutes now so it can't be manipulated and dat.

somesoldiers · 10-08-2018 09:03PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Going to walk the dogs and listen to one show - should it be yesteday's or twoday's?

Text T for Turssday's Show or T for Twoday's Show so to speak.

I'm only going to leave it open for 5 minutes now so it can't be manipulated and dat.

T

Uncharted · 10-08-2018 09:05PM

Definitely T. The other show was crap

glenfieldman · 10-08-2018 09:05PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Going to walk the dogs and listen to one show - should it be yesteday's or twoday's?

Text T for Turssday's Show or T for Twoday's Show so to speak.

I'm only going to leave it open for 5 minutes now so it can't be manipulated and dat.

Well the guy yesterday who was dumped by his inter web ride, was defiantly the biggest national scandal, so I’d text T for Twat caller

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 09:06PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

T

Uncharted wrote: »

Definitely T. The other show was crap

I'll go with T so.

Tanks!

SecretsOfEarth · 10-08-2018 09:07PM

glenfieldman wrote: »

Well the guy yesterday who was dumped by his inter web ride, was defiantly the biggest national scandal, so I’d text T for Twat caller

The excruciatingly slow story that went...nowhere.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 09:12PM

glenfieldman wrote: »

Well the guy yesterday who was dumped by his inter web ride, was defiantly the biggest national scandal, so I’d text T for Twat caller

From what I read on the thread there was a similar guy on a few years ago. From memory he was in his 40s and living at home with his parents in some rural town. Worked in a clothes shop or something like that and was "going out" with a 20something Filipino girl who I think he'd never met and she was living in the Philippines. He sent her a necklace (not a pearl necklace now - careful) or some other piece of jewellery and she was being charged taxes and duties on it and couldn't afford so NATURALLY he rang Joe. He was very gullible and clearly being used. I felt a bit sorry for him as he wasn't shall we say topping the charts in the cop on department but Fateen used him for his amusement and basically laughed at him throughout the call.

I have a vague recollection of him saying something like "Geraldine is the only woman for me" during the call.

Anyway, the hounds await.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 09:13PM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

The excruciatingly slow story that went...nowhere.

Well dat narrows it down on Da Lahv Lahn........

SecretsOfEarth · 10-08-2018 11:18PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well dat narrows it down on Da Lahv Lahn........

I was expecting to hear how many thousands of euros he had been conned out of but...nothing. He was just complaining that she got sick of him. Depressingly mundane.

ButtersSuki · 10-08-2018 11:35PM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

I was expecting to hear how many thousands of euros he had been conned out of but...nothing. He was just complaining that she got sick of him. Depressingly mundane.

Joe: she stole something more valuable dan money sez you, she stole yer heart.

somesoldiers · 11-08-2018 06:20AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

From what I read on the thread there was a similar guy on a few years ago. From memory he was in his 40s and living at home with his parents in some rural town. Worked in a clothes shop or something like that and was "going out" with a 20something Filipino girl who I think he'd never met and she was living in the Philippines. He sent her a necklace (not a pearl necklace now - careful) or some other piece of jewellery and she was being charged taxes and duties on it and couldn't afford so NATURALLY he rang Joe. He was very gullible and clearly being used. I felt a bit sorry for him as he wasn't shall we say topping the charts in the cop on department but Fateen used him for his amusement and basically laughed at him throughout the call.

I have a vague recollection of him saying something like "Geraldine is the only woman for me" during the call.

Anyway, the hounds await.

Yes and he gave out his full name, I remember looking on his MyFace at the time and all his friends were young looking Asian women...sad sack

ButtersSuki · 11-08-2018 06:32AM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Yes and he gave out his full name, I remember looking on his MyFace at the time and all his friends were young looking Asian women...sad sack

Was it not Fateen dat gave out his name? I may be mistaken on that but he does that on occasion - accidentally of course of course - but it seems to happen a lot when he clearly disapproves of the actions/intentions of the caller. As sad as yer man was, Fateen was looking down his nose at him, laughing at him essentially like the true pro he is. I’m not on de BukeFace meself for reasons of privacy primarily, but if you kept pics of the young Asian women pm me....:pac::pac:

Do you remember the guy who threatened to do something to the motorway (I think he had an outstanding toll fine)? He said you’ll hear about it and you’ll know it was me....Fateen called him by his full name about 10 times in the call, and said where he was from. I’d bet his number was also passed on the local constabulary so to speak after the show - just like every journalist protecting his source and dat.

somesoldiers · 11-08-2018 07:54AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Was it not Fateen dat gave out his name? I may be mistaken on that but he does that on occasion - accidentally of course of course - but it seems to happen a lot when he clearly disapproves of the actions/intentions of the caller. As sad as yer man was, Fateen was looking down his nose at him, laughing at him essentially like the true pro he is. I’m not on de BukeFace meself for reasons of privacy primarily, but if you kept pics of the young Asian women pm me....:pac::pac:

Do you remember the guy who threatened to do something to the motorway (I think he had an outstanding toll fine)? He said you’ll hear about it and you’ll know it was me....Fateen called him by his full name about 10 times in the call, and said where he was from. I’d bet his number was also passed on the local constabulary so to speak after the show - just like every journalist protecting his source and dat.

Joe gave it out

Still available here at 30 mins
He s FaceBuke friends list is now blocked

https://cdn.rasset.ie/manifest/audio/2016/0422/20160422_rteradio1-liveline-liveline_cl10560831_10563408_261_/manifest.m3u8

Don’t remember the motorway except the phantom toll payer from Louth that pays the tolls of the people behind him...what a collection of crazies

zell12 · 11-08-2018 09:08AM

I cannot believe that woman was allowed mention immigration & housing like that.
If it were Joe:

11-08-2018 12:11PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Going to walk the dogs and listen to one show - should it be yesteday's or twoday's?

Text T for Turssday's Show or T for Twoday's Show so to speak.

I'm only going to leave it open for 5 minutes now so it can't be manipulated and dat.

What colour are the dogs?

ButtersSuki · 11-08-2018 12:17PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What colour are the dogs?

They’re both white caller, as they are both West Highland Terriers. Gaybo also has 2 Westies, it has been alleged previously on this thread that I am in fact Gaybo, such are my feelings towards Fateen. I assure you I am not, as if I were Fateen would still be wurking in the Civil Service where he belongs. Actually that’s not fair on Civil Servants, I apologise.

Brian Scan · 11-08-2018 12:45PM

alaimacerc wrote: »

The voice of reasoned moderation.

Are you new here and dat so to speak sez I?

11-08-2018 02:32PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

They’re both white caller, as they are both West Highland Terriers. Gaybo also has 2 Westies, it has been alleged previously on this thread that I am in fact Gaybo, such are my feelings towards Fateen. I assure you I am not, as if I were Fateen would still be wurking in the Civil Service where he belongs. Actually that’s not fair on Civil Servants, I apologise.

It would most certainly not be fair in de public servants to have him working among de flock. Westies, weren’t day a group of criminals in west Dubalin dat came after de General and before de Ks&Hs? Do day be up tew mischief wreckin de lampposts an dat? If yew were Gaybo yew wud have been laid up an dat for de past year gettin de chemo an dat an in no mood for de banter hereabouts an keepin up Fateen’s wages sheet.

somesoldiers · 11-08-2018 05:59PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It would most certainly not be fair in de public servants to have him working among de flock. Westies, weren’t day a group of criminals in west Dubalin dat came after de General and before de Ks&Hs? Do day be up tew mischief wreckin de lampposts an dat? If yew were Gaybo yew wud have been laid up an dat for de past year gettin de chemo an dat an in no mood for de banter hereabouts an keepin up Fateen’s wages sheet.

Were the Westies goodie criminals (hutches) or baddie criminals (kinehans)?

ButtersSuki · 12-08-2018 05:51PM

I see de Oirih Daily Fail have a Papal Visit Commerative Coin available to readers. As Joe covered the subjects of papal tat and commemorative coins recently and castigated both I’m sure he’ll be consistent and attack this until they withdraw the “offer”. Or perhaps he’ll turn a blind eye for fear of offending one of the contributors to the fees accounts and behave like a hypocrite once again? I know where my commemorative coins money will be.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-08-2018 12:43PM

The build up to the second coming

A drowned son

World War 1

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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