Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 155
Joe Shows: 120
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €300,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki

He's back and sounded well-rested so to speak after de latest little break-een.


Promo was awful so to speak; from de sounds of it we're going to have wall to wall coverage of de Papal Visit from now until de day itself...and likely afterwards too.


De promo featured celebrity whingebag, misandrist and specialist in "look at me" self-promotion Ciara Kelly Norah Casey talking about peeple not talking to her and dat because she's involved in the Papal visit; de trubble de old peeple will have walking from Bhlue Bellllllllle to Chapel Lizard and dat and de bus drivers will be on ta complain and dat; and a more modrin story sez you from 1911 about de War of De Wurild Volume 1 so to speak - testing de whater for a new buke possibly about "De Forgotten Irish Chislers and Babbies Dat Did Doyed In Wurlid War I and dat so to speak".


I for one won't be listening.

zell12

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

The build up to the second coming
A drowned son
World War 1

Oops69

Older people with mobility difficulties shouldn’t bother with the Papal visit and have a bit of sense in fairness .

ButtersSuki

Oops69 wrote: »

Older people with mobility difficulties shouldn’t bother with the Papal visit and have a bit of sense in fairness .

You'll be accused of being ageist for saying dat.


And of denying de old peeple access to miracle cures by just being dare so to speak. Wait until the Monday afterwards when peeple are calling in to Fateen telling him they're cured of whatever, and Fateen will believe them.

Dan Jaman

Joe will be puffing himself as being "de voice o' de peepul an' dat and de powah o' de Lahvloyne shutting down de shill website ripping peepul off an' dat for de tickest."

somesoldiers

new music....

BPKS

Joe doing a bit of mixing there

zell12

A new sig tune?

somesoldiers

sick of nora friggin casey

zell12

Majella was listening to rté radio yesterday and...

Beechwoodspark

No. Not more Norah Casey bullsh1te

TomSweeney

Awful tune ..

dvcireland

wuz Joe playing with his flute just there , so to speak?

Oops69

Some ‘friends ‘ Norah Casey has ....attention seeking behaviour.

zell12

"It's vooooyle"

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

Were the Westies goodie criminals (hutches) or baddie criminals (kinehans)?

I don’t think day were on Fateen’s good list.

zell12

CatholicFM

"a sick twisted cult"

Roger_007

Cat licks are now the new 'most vulnerable.'?

BPKS

A sick twisted what!

Oops69

Lol ...nice probonuciation of the C word there .

Beechwoodspark

Oops69 wrote: »

Some ‘friends ‘ Norah Casey has ....attention seeking behaviour.

She’s a complete and utter attention seeker.

Makes up bs to get attention as well

Her mystery fireman lover being one story. Pure and utter gobsh1te

zell12

BPKS wrote: »

A sick twisted what!

CuLt

McDermotX

Gerrupdayard!

BPKS

zell12 wrote: »

CatholicFM

"a sick twisted cult"

Oh a cuLt.

Damn it, have to go visit de heart consultant, will miss diss.

zell12

Angry biddie on de radio now

somesoldiers

They should have a smack down between the Palmerian pope and “our” Pope so to speak, now that I would buy tickets for

BPKS

Fadder Iggy surely will get a call from one of the "telephonists"

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

new music....

More like fubmle fingers.