Good Pick Up Lines

Edgware · 05-08-2018 11:32AM

Lets see are you as good as your Ma was

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 05-08-2018 11:45AM

There's a side view rear view and and do yoy know what else i loveview.

pleas advice · 05-08-2018 04:38PM

Elephant shoe...

natashaob6 wrote: »

Shall I call the cops it must be illegal to look that good.

The police are after me, ya see I'm so damn gorgeous they want to put me under arrest!

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 05-08-2018 05:21PM

Ther's something wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.

Do you like raisins?Can I have a date?

pleas advice · 05-08-2018 05:49PM

Mechanised Warfare wrote: »

The majority of the the posters here with "funny" chat up lines would be scared sh1tless to say hello to an attractive woman they don't know while sober. The "humour" is a defense mechanism to distract from the fact they are terrified to do something fairly easy.

have you had much success with that one?

frag420 · 05-08-2018 05:54PM

One that always works for me...

I walk up to the hottest woman at the bar or whomever has taken my fancy and I say...

“Sorry to interrupt you’re evening but I was curious if you have time for a quick flirt”

If you say it in the right way then no woman says no...ever!!

Then just chat and flirt and don’t f*ck it up!!

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 06-08-2018 01:27PM

Hi do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door and I'll slam you ti'll sunrise.

Hi I'm mister right someone said you were looking for me.

razorblunt · 06-08-2018 01:29PM

Can you hold something for me while I go for a walk? Yeah? Thanks! (offer out your hand).

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 06-08-2018 01:52PM

Do i know you because you look like my next girlfriend.

Did we have class today? I could have sworn we have chemistry between us.

Good Pick Up Lines

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