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Good Pick Up Lines

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Just wondering if your on a night out and you were attracted to a nice male or female what pick up lines would you use to get a conversation started. I have one or two that might work like is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them or are you an elevator as I can see myself going down on you. I would love to hear other pick up lines that you boardies might use on a night out. Let's see if you can come up with some crackers.

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Edgware

Lets see are you as good as your Ma was

h7nlrp2v0g5u48

There's a side view rear view and and do yoy know what else i loveview.

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Elephant shoe...

natashaob6 wrote: »

Shall I call the cops it must be illegal to look that good.

The police are after me, ya see I'm so damn gorgeous they want to put me under arrest!

h7nlrp2v0g5u48

Ther's something wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.

Do you like raisins?Can I have a date?

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Mechanised Warfare wrote: »

The majority of the the posters here with "funny" chat up lines would be scared sh1tless to say hello to an attractive woman they don't know while sober. The "humour" is a defense mechanism to distract from the fact they are terrified to do something fairly easy.

have you had much success with that one?

frag420

One that always works for me...

I walk up to the hottest woman at the bar or whomever has taken my fancy and I say...

“Sorry to interrupt you’re evening but I was curious if you have time for a quick flirt”

If you say it in the right way then no woman says no...ever!!

Then just chat and flirt and don’t f*ck it up!!

h7nlrp2v0g5u48

Hi do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door and I'll slam you ti'll sunrise.

Hi I'm mister right someone said you were looking for me.

razorblunt

Can you hold something for me while I go for a walk? Yeah? Thanks! (offer out your hand).

h7nlrp2v0g5u48

Do i know you because you look like my next girlfriend.

Did we have class today? I could have sworn we have chemistry between us.