Good Pick Up Lines

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 03-08-2018 07:14PM #1

Just wondering if your on a night out and you were attracted to a nice male or female what pick up lines would you use to get a conversation started. I have one or two that might work like is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them or are you an elevator as I can see myself going down on you. I would love to hear other pick up lines that you boardies might use on a night out. Let's see if you can come up with some crackers.

myshirt · 03-08-2018 07:16PM

Do you want to go back to mine and reenact Pearl Harbour. I lay back and you blow the f#ck out of me.

hatrickpatrick · 03-08-2018 07:18PM

One of my friends was completely locked in a pub one night, and managed to pull by screwing up his pickup line so bad that she found it hilarious and gave him a go anyway: He wandered over to her as she was buying a drink, hoping to do the classic "U and I" pickup line, lost his cool, and slurred "Eh... If I did the alphabet, I'd, eh.... I'd put me and you together."

There was a momentary silence and the whole feckin' bar cracked up. I sort of turned away, can't hack the cringe in these situations, but about half an hour later they were in the corner wearing the faces off eachother, so sometimes being a complete feckin' eejit is the way to go

Hector Bellend · 03-08-2018 07:18PM

How do you like your eggs?

Poached or fertilized?

Ipso · 03-08-2018 07:19PM

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but you can make my bedrock.

h7nlrp2v0g5u48 · 03-08-2018 07:21PM

Do you want to know what people are saying behind your back? Nice ass.

Mrcaramelchoc · 03-08-2018 07:24PM

You me ridin.

myshirt · 03-08-2018 07:25PM

Hello, you'll do. Get your coat, it's your lucky night. I'm drunk and I'm desperate.

Ipso · 03-08-2018 07:31PM

Your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

03-08-2018 07:33PM

The word of the day is legs.

So let's go back to your place and spread the word.

van_beano · 03-08-2018 07:35PM

Are your feet sore because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Plus there’s something about Angels, wings and heaven. Never need to use that one thought as the running line worked first time.

Married now, 3 kids and an drinking beer. Are those my feet?

Signore Fancy Pants · 03-08-2018 07:39PM

Knock knock

03-08-2018 07:40PM

Just walk up and nervously stutter 'Um. I've noticed you around, um, I find you very attractive'

van_beano · 03-08-2018 07:44PM

riffmongous wrote: »

Just walk up and nervously stutter 'Um. I've noticed you around, um, I find you very attractive'

Will you go to bed with me? Dum, de, dum, de, dooooo

1998, 20 bloody years ago!

myshirt · 03-08-2018 07:46PM

So ladies, what's up. Are we going to get this threesome going or what?

Just say that as an introduction.

cloud9876 · 03-08-2018 07:48PM

Are ya a durtburd or are ya a ladyburd

Santan · 03-08-2018 07:48PM

want to play barbie, i will be ken and you can be the box i cum in

jonon9 · 03-08-2018 07:50PM

Drop them panties. Works every time.

Purple Mountain · 03-08-2018 07:53PM

van_beano wrote: »

Will you go to bed with me? Dum, de, dum, de, dooooo

1998, 20 bloody years ago!

QUIERE ACOSTARSE CONTIGO?

van_beano · 03-08-2018 07:56PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

QUIERE ACOSTARSE CONTIGO?

Touche

bloodless_coup · 03-08-2018 08:00PM

Do people actually use chat up lines?

J. Smith · 03-08-2018 08:00PM

Oh look, a penny – I'm gonna pick THAT up!!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 03-08-2018 08:01PM

Can I buy you a club orange?

J. Smith · 03-08-2018 08:03PM

I just dropped a bag of marbles – now I'm going to have to pick THEM up!!

biko · 03-08-2018 08:04PM

Hi, I'm Elon Musk

kenmc · 03-08-2018 08:05PM

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

J. Smith · 03-08-2018 08:06PM

The chewing gum is stuck to the carpet – I'm going pick THAT up!!

J. Smith · 03-08-2018 08:08PM

Litter! Everywhere!! I wouldn't mind picking THAT up!

Ipso · 03-08-2018 08:20PM

van_beano wrote: »

Will you go to bed with me? Dum, de, dum, de, dooooo

1998, 20 bloody years ago!

To those who complain about music being sh1t now, listen to this song.

Ipso · 03-08-2018 08:21PM

kenmc wrote: »

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

Do you drive a white van? I think I heard about you on facebook.

van_beano · 03-08-2018 08:26PM

Ipso wrote: »

To those who complain about music being sh1t now, listen to this song.

Gonna play my 2 Unlimited album now! Do a bit of the Tribal Dance

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