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Good Pick Up Lines

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Just wondering if your on a night out and you were attracted to a nice male or female what pick up lines would you use to get a conversation started. I have one or two that might work like is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them or are you an elevator as I can see myself going down on you. I would love to hear other pick up lines that you boardies might use on a night out. Let's see if you can come up with some crackers.

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[Deleted User]

The word of the day is legs.

So let's go back to your place and spread the word.

Ipso

Your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

myshirt

Hello, you'll do. Get your coat, it's your lucky night. I'm drunk and I'm desperate.

Mrcaramelchoc

You me ridin.

h7nlrp2v0g5u48

Do you want to know what people are saying behind your back? Nice ass.

Ipso

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but you can make my bedrock.

Hector Bellend

How do you like your eggs?

Poached or fertilized?

hatrickpatrick

One of my friends was completely locked in a pub one night, and managed to pull by screwing up his pickup line so bad that she found it hilarious and gave him a go anyway: He wandered over to her as she was buying a drink, hoping to do the classic "U and I" pickup line, lost his cool, and slurred "Eh... If I did the alphabet, I'd, eh.... I'd put me and you together."

There was a momentary silence and the whole feckin' bar cracked up. I sort of turned away, can't hack the cringe in these situations, but about half an hour later they were in the corner wearing the faces off eachother, so sometimes being a complete feckin' eejit is the way to go

myshirt

Do you want to go back to mine and reenact Pearl Harbour. I lay back and you blow the f#ck out of me.