Why do girls love dark haired, tattooed and tall men so much?

dubrov wrote: »

In fairness, they are hardly going to slag off your tattoos. It is something to talk about though.

I doubt they make any difference though

Sprinter Sacre wrote: »

I used to be lonely. Then one day I decided to be tall. I kicked my legs out like a bucking horse and ordered them to grow. They grew. I was ginger. I jumped head first into a bucket of oil. I washed myself in the oil. I rinsed myself off. I was now permanently dark haired. I used to babysit for this young family. They used to love drawing and colouring. One day when I was babysitting them I fell asleep and dreamed about being a tall, dark and handsome tattooed man. When I woke up my arms were doodled with random nonsense. It was permanent marker. The three stage process was complete.

After that I got all of the sex. All of the sex was administered. I put it all down to being a dark haired, tattooed and tall man.

ginandtonicsky wrote: »

Tattoo'd to pieces is typically going to proclaim "good for a one nighter but shyte for anything beyond that" to any young horny wan with her wits about her but who's also interested in settling down at some stage.

18 - 22 would seem right for that demographic. You're typically not going to have your head clued on when it comes to anything meaningful. I'd think of a sleeved young wan as some lad that probably says "I seen" and "I done" and doesn't know who the Taoiseach of the country is but is probably grand for a go between the sheets because he's clearly a bit adventurous and risk-taking if lacking in the intellectual conversation department.