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Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak
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TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 142
Joe Shows: 113
No Show Joe Shows: 29
Breakeens 4 Joe: 29
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 24
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €282,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.
"We're here all summer" sez he.0 -
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Deleted User wrote: »Der useta be air con on de LUAS. I live beside it, can smell de urine wafting over from de line. Since the drivers got the rise in pay, they turned off what made Travel comfortable even in a fairly crowded tram.
Is dat true so to speak? I don't use de Luas meself as I don't live anywhere near it, bi if it is you should actually call in about dat. Don't forget to ask about de leg.....I woodn't be sirprized if Joseph gets someone on de fone who narrowly excaped from de foyers in Greece!
Katrin Thomasessssesssss's Mudder? I can see after reading de rest of de comments ye beat me to it - well done! Well done! And great ta see ye all payin' attention at last and dat.somesoldiers wrote: »mass hysteria
f bomb
:pac:thecretinhop wrote: »butters was right here comes the pain....
I told ye.Deleted User wrote: »Don’t worry Joe’s no stranger to da bad language an dat.
Bad language on Mrs. Browinz Boyiz = comedic genius.
Bad language anyware else = it's a disgrace Joe.Hotblack Desiato wrote: »Air conditioning is provided by the helpful youths throwing stones
Katrin Thomas on line 2
A-ha!HeidiHeidi wrote: »The 65th person won't know they're the 65th person until they get the call, surely?
We won't have any of dat logic around here Heidi.Deleted User wrote: »Would 'Joey' prefer his 'partner' to have an undiagnosed serious illness,
so she doesnt have the 'hassle' of a retest
NO pleasing some people
Really getting sick of people in this country making a mountain out of a molehill
and whinging to liveline
You do realise dare wood be no show if we excluded all de molehillers?Hotblack Desiato wrote: »Would a Versatis patch right on the keister help with the old post-colonoscopy discomfort?
Do not mention ze war Versatis Patches.HeidiHeidi wrote: »I feel sorry for anyone caught up in this, but this call is utterly ridiculous :rolleyes:
Are you new here? No. So cop on.:pac:Deleted User wrote: »She got GOOD NEWS and he’s still moaning.
Classic Lahv Lahn. I didn't hear de show but is there a claim going in I wonder?What the feck does this clown expect; a qualified nurse to trot out to his gaff and sit down with him / his partner, discussing stool samples?
Joe or the caller?Odyssey 2005 wrote: »This lad had fuk all to complain about. A row riser,as me ma used to say.
Definitely Joe.Yeah, was just thinking that some people seem to have become unable to deal with the normal vicissitudes of life.
I'd like to hear fateen's unique pronunciation of dat!somesoldiers wrote: »F Bomb #2
Ah F*ck i missed both of dem.Deleted User wrote: »Has this fella been in before?
He's here all summer according to himself! :pac:Would it be de rong time to use de term 'stirring de sh1t'?
somesoldiers wrote: »10 years dyoed so to speak
One of de newer deaths covered on Da Lahv Lahn.....by some 40 years.'He's still alive'
The disappointment in the voice is crushing.
I'm lost btw......Ah; a ten-year tale of tragedy.
Good man, Joe. Nice to see standards being kept up.
YOU FECKING GHOUL.
Ah, it all makes sense now.Terrontress wrote: »Shot in the face.
"Was it obvious from the outset that the injuries were catastrophic?"
Joe is some man for de insightful questioning and dat.thecretinhop wrote: »ffs....
i am never going to hear about trump toilet paper that lovely couple with lamas or urine on the luas
It's a sh*t story."No one has been charged with the murder", he's not dead Duffy, as much as you'd like the woe
Fateen's understanding of de term "murder" is de same as PBH's understanding of "Dual Citizenship" it seems.For Forks Sake wrote: »Joe....he's alive. Therefore not a murder or a killing you f*ckwit
LOL.Floppybits wrote: »Is listening to Liveline part of that routine?
I hope not. Hasn't he suffered enough?Joe whacking off furiously to the bonus tears.
I'd be surprised if he instigated the call.
You can bet your ass on dat.For Forks Sake wrote: »For Duffys amusement
Spot on.Payback for the gold on yesterdays show
I warned ye so i did......Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Holy fûćk. Likening murder convictions to negotiating for more money.for wurker.
Say wat now?somesoldiers wrote: »doubleYou, doubleYou wha?
I meant to comment on that recently, the way he says "www" is like someone with a speech impediment talking wit dare mouth full and dat.Deleted User wrote: »Hoping Mr Hutch or Mr Kinehan will be listening and their hearts melt and they’ll give up their aul guns and hand themselves in.
Don't you mean De Harmless Hutches and de Killer Kinehans?Floppybits wrote: »Again Joe not listening to what the caller has said.
Nothing new dare. Was de cake and tea being brought in at that time?Terrontress wrote: »I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow, Gaynor's father would phone in and start to cry, my poor boy was shot etc. Cue sighs from Joe and a few questions to make the man feel heartbroken.
Yer poor bhouy who only had a small number of minor murder convictions and allegations of attempted murder against him was gunned down by heartless evil murderers and dat....Woman wants bus ad removed......so do I actually, but not for the same reasons.
This was actually a story? Seriously?Cue some gombeen TD or cllr raising this issue in the Dail.
Mattie McGrath will do it. There's never been a bandwagon he didn't hop on. At least I think there hasn't been one.TBH, I don't understand his accent......Mike Guide 69 wrote: »Must be a pending court case if she doesn’t want to talk in more detail
Wat a surprise sez I. I KNOW DAT sez you.Deleted User wrote: »So according to herself the bus driver, on say Dublin Bus, should have 3 point belts and the driver stand up at each stop, walk down the ase upstairs and downstairs to check everyone is belted before he moves to next stop.
15minute bus journey to now take 3 hours.Why don’t you need seat belts in buses?
According to transportation officials, the most important feature of the bus that nullifies the need to have seat belts installed is compartmentalization. Seats are installed equidistant with respect to each other, segregating passengers in small ‘compartments’ of sorts. To put it in perspective, think of how eggs are protected from damage by keeping them segregated and divided in small compartments.
https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/why-you-dont-have-to-wear-seat-belts-in-buses.html
A-ha, well spotted caller! Good luck trying to get on de show with that logical comment though."I don't travel on buses," says Joe.
Yes, Joe; we know.
Did he really say dat?Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Should have spent your money on elocution lessons.
Joe or de caller?dvcireland wrote: »who duze joe's makeup when he's on the radio ?
Stevie Wonder.Deleted User wrote: »I’m ejumacay-ed Joe, I got de le-ers after me name.
Just like Fateen den.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Listening to these lot I'm glad I was born when I was. I fear for our countries future.
+1.Floppybits wrote: »oh Joe, 2 girls sharing a bed.
Is there a video link?Joe doing de sums - what could get for letting out his mansion!dvcireland wrote: »The "Great" Sil Fox. Trading standards investigating this statement
De FunnyFryday Fees just went up 20% on de back of dat "celebrity" endorsement,Story is just proof that Irish people are quite happy to screw as much rent as possible out of fellow citizens. We'd do worse that bring in Dutch and German landlords.
Ah, they weren't forced to share a bed from my reading of de story.Fred West on the line now offering a bed
Good Fred West series on TV3 at the mo. with Dominic West from The Wire. Was on ITV a good few years ago but worth a look.somesoldiers wrote: »if you have never heard of a law it shouldn't apply to you, LiveLine logic
Correct!Maybe she should try paying her half of the mortgage. She doesn't seem to understand that the ex is paying the full mortgage out of his after-tax income!
Did she go to de same skool as Joe for de Matty Matticks?And sometimes (hardly ever, so to speak), even if you have heard of the law (like driving while using mobile phone), the law shouldn't apply either.
I wonder how that kranky lady is doing now?Here's some advice.
Imagine you're single.
Imagine some white knight stranger comes along and gives you the exact amount of cash you need to pay your mortgage every month.
Do you think you should be paying tax on that income?
Don't be asking Joe about de taxes and dat as day don't apply to him.The latest news is 60 dead.
That was the latest news at 8.00 this morning
Reminds me of the day Osama Bin Laden was shot. It was a Bank Holiday weekend and news broke late Sunday night/Monday morning. It was wall to wall across Skoy, BBC, ITV, Channel 4 etc. The very first mention of it on RTE TV was de Six One news - public service broadcasting at it's finest. Shure they couldn't be asking somewan to come on a Bank Holiday Monday morning and dat for wan a de biggest news stories of de last decade.Did he just say a pop alyptic?
Anudder unique pronunciation I see."How do I win a drag race?" asks Joe.
Here's a start.... Slim-Fast.
I take it Joe has never seen:
I'd imagine he and a lot of Da Lahv Lahn audience wood be VERY CONFUSED if day watched it so to speak.Even Joe grasped that it was impossible
If even Fateen could figure out it was impossible Matty Mattickally de caller must have been shall we say "numerically challenged".0 -
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