Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

pc7

New thread, have fun.

woejus

Well done, well done.

ButtersSuki

Very disappointed with de thread title and dat PC, very disappointed I am.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 91
Joe Shows: 77
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €192,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Uncharted

........WOW! I like what you've done with the place. And I just LOVE the new title. Ahem..... sez I.

pc7

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Very disappointed with de thread title and dat PC, very disappointed I am.

I couldnt face the smear ones Butters, as funny and witty as they are, I'm just too upset by it all to even joke on this occasion. This one suggested was witty too. I'll happily give myself a yellow card for it.

0lddog

Well look at you lot in your brand new thread.

All showered and perfumed and not so much as a ban showing

Take care now petals
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What colour is de yellow card ?

pc7

0lddog wrote: »

What colour is de yellow card ?

I'd say canary and dat caller

0lddog

pc7 wrote: »

I'd say canary and dat caller

De tail of de waistcoat ? so to speak.

Uncharted

I'd say a custard colour me self sez I ...

sligojoek

pc7 wrote: »

0lddog wrote: »

What colour is de yellow card ?

I'd say canary and dat caller

Who had a canary?

You can't say that. I'll calm down if you calm down.

thecretinhop

more smearz.... sigh

sligojoek

2 minutes in and he's making funny noises.

sligojoek

Cerv-eye-cal

thecretinhop

the ghoul

BPKS

I cant take another show of these stories and that is no offence to the poor women.

Odyssey 2005

Shirley Valentine on de radio this

Del.Monte

Too much information - radio off.

Oops69

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

Oops69

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

sligojoek

Better chance of tears than with Siobhan yesterday.

Medics.

Oops69

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

2smiggy

what's this got to do with anything, unless it's just drumming up general hysteria

2smiggy

is there anything not wrong with this woman ?

Wrong cancer Mary

woejus

2smiggy wrote: »

is there anything not wrong with this woman ?

She's not dead. That would probably cheer Joe up.

sligojoek

Tears for smears

Joe trying to get rid of her now

2smiggy

Joe wasn't 8 stone since his communion

Go away Mary, back to yer doctor.

sudzs

Did she just say she had a sore arse??!!

God love her, but LOL!

Odyssey 2005

Duffy telling her what to say

sligojoek

She's not ready to go yet

Uncharted

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. ......about foxrock caller!!!

2smiggy

do the researchers get paid ?

sligojoek

One of those Dublin 4s or foxrocks

Dan Jaman

From Butters, in de aul' tred an' dat...

Can't say for definite that's what he got for that gig, but that's the going rate.

Back when Christopher Reeve was at the height of his career, he was opening a new branch of Tesco's or something local. The headmistress of the junior school asked if he could pop around for ten minutes and just wave at the kids in passing, knowing how much in demand he would be.
"Sure thing; just send up £25K up front and he'll do that for you."

vicwatson

Duffy the ignoramus could not wait to get Mary off the line, from the out. Ignoramus

You probably would be alive Mary if you went abroad, after all we have forden medics here

Dan Jaman

sudzs wrote: »

Did she just say she had a sore arse??!!

God love her, but LOL!

Same as everybody else listening.

vicwatson

D'Arcy gone to Lisbon on our cash I'd say

vicwatson

vicwatson wrote: »

Duffy the ignoramus could not wait to get Mary off the line, from the out. Ignoramus

Only Serve-eye-cal allowed on de show today

StreetLight

Mary Considine sounded exactly like her name.

sligojoek

I'm out

Odyssey 2005

Abortion again

Uncharted

vicwatson wrote: »

D'Arcy gone to Lisbon on our cash I'd say

Portugese sugar ban imminent......

jojofizzio

Deleted User wrote: »

Only Serve-eye-cal allowed on de show today

Repeal time..

Dan Jaman

2smiggy wrote: »

do the researchers get paid ?

Quite possibly not, as I'd not be at all surprised if they're showbiz 'interns'. Even if they are, broadcasting companies are notoriously bad payers if you're not in the Golden Circle or have fambilgy connections. At the bottom of the ladder, they expect you to have an eye on the longer term prize and you'll accept crap money.
They're not often wrong.

Dis cud be fun...we’re getting into landmine territory here!

vicwatson

Get new friends

Rock Lesnar

Afternoon lads, is it more sad tales and misery?

2smiggy

in her last year of college, working parents ? but woe is me , i can't have the child.