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Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • #9272
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Should be riveting: people not having sex and sharing beds: shortage of beds both in and outside hospitals . Mattress Mick might Phone in with an offer.

    urine on luas no air con also


  • #9273
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thecretinhop wrote: »
    urine on luas no air con also

    Der useta be air con on de LUAS. I live beside it, can smell de urine wafting over from de line. Since the drivers got the rise in pay, they turned off what made Travel comfortable even in a fairly crowded tram.


  • #9274
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    thecretinhop wrote: »
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Should be riveting: people not having sex and sharing beds: shortage of beds both in and outside hospitals . Mattress Mick might Phone in with an offer.

    urine on luas no air con also

    None of that on Dublin Bus.


  • #9275
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,387 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Time running out for de researchers to be contacting de Irish pubs in Greece to find out how dangerous fire is.

    Failing that, we'll get a call from Mary who went on holiday to Greece 10 years ago, and can offer some insight.


  • #9276
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,098 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Time running out for de researchers to be contacting de Irish pubs in Greece to find out how dangerous fire is.

    Failing that, we'll get a call from Mary who K. Thomas whose mother went on holiday to Greece 10 years ago, and can offer some insight.


    FYP


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  • #9277
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I woodn't be sirprized if Joseph gets someone on de fone who narrowly excaped from de foyers in Greece!


  • #9278
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lovely cancer again


  • #9279
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    mass hysteria

    f bomb


  • #9280
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    butters was right here comes the pain....


  • #9281
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I wanted me bowels screened, Joe, and they told me a load of crap."

    F-Bomb!


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  • #9282
    Terrontress
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭Terrontress


    F bomb!


  • #9283
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don’t worry Joe’s no stranger to da bad language an dat.


  • #9284
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    into the looop...


  • #9285
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,098 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Oh FFS, here we go with Joe conflating bowel screening, colonoscopies (which he can't pronounce) and smear testing.... wait for it.....


    Would this caller prefer that his partner wasn't recalled?:confused:


  • #9286
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 41,040 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    sligojoek wrote: »
    None of that on Dublin Bus.

    Air conditioning is provided by the helpful youths throwing stones

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • #9287
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Oh FFS, here we go with Joe conflating bowel screening, colonoscopies (which he can't pronounce) and smear testing.... wait for it.....


    Would this caller prefer that his partner wasn't recalled?:confused:

    Clown interviews clown.


  • #9288
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Time running out for de researchers to be contacting de Irish pubs in Greece to find out how dangerous fire is.

    Failing that, we'll get a call from Mary who went on holiday to Greece 10 years ago, and can offer some insight.
    Katrin Thomas on line 2


  • #9289
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,387 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Smart move from Joe......playing the long game of ropey colonoscopies, as opposed to death on the other side of Europe.

    Might be able to get a couple weeks out of this. Total pro.


  • #9290
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,098 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    The 65th person won't know they're the 65th person until they get the call, surely?


  • #9291
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Would 'Joey' prefer his 'partner' to have an undiagnosed serious illness,
    so she doesnt have the 'hassle' of a retest


    NO pleasing some people

    Really getting sick of people in this country making a mountain out of a molehill
    and whinging to liveline


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  • #9292
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Just imagine dat.
    De HSE send out info and don't think about whether people are going to be near Doobalin or on holly daze. And the taxi drivers might steal me sample, Joe.


  • #9293
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    hold on is that not very efficient


  • #9294
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 41,040 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Would a Versatis patch right on the keister help with the old post-colonoscopy discomfort?

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • #9295
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,098 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    I feel sorry for anyone caught up in this, but this call is utterly ridiculous :rolleyes:


  • #9296
    Murdoc90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Murdoc90


    what colour was the taxi driver


  • #9297
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She got GOOD NEWS and he’s still moaning.


  • #9298
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    What the feck does this clown expect; a qualified nurse to trot out to his gaff and sit down with him / his partner, discussing stool samples?


  • #9299
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What de fook is dis fella complaining about?


  • #9300
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This lad had fuk all to complain about. A row riser,as me ma used to say.


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  • #9301
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,098 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Cervical screening - BINGO!


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