"I'm too old for this sh" -- What made you really feel that?

21-07-2018 06:55PM #1

Been feeling that with a few things recently.. Playing games? Fine. Managing gaming communities? Who are these <snip>.

Bit of a pity to lose things you were once into. Still have a few offline hobbies in the bank so not too worried.

TheValeyard · 21-07-2018 06:57PM

Going on the beer, two nights in a row. Its like a manifesto to kill yourself.

JustAThought · 21-07-2018 07:00PM

Outdoor fun & games. Waistband too offensive and too many cameras about.

khaldrogo · 21-07-2018 07:01PM

Snapchat

Signore Fancy Pants · 21-07-2018 07:06PM

The time when I was on the toilet and the toilet had a bomb on it and my partner turned up and threw me from the toilet into the the bath before the bomb blew up and and and.

FutureGuy · 21-07-2018 07:06PM

As a gamer of 36 years, Fortnite

fergiesfolly · 21-07-2018 07:06PM

My daughters 18th birthday party.....tonight.
Back in the day, I'd be up for an all night party.
Now I'm the taxi service.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 21-07-2018 07:13PM

Drinking more than 5 bottles of beer on a night out. Nightmare the following day.

Owl. · 21-07-2018 07:37PM

I'm too old for this getting old ****.

Beanntraigheach · 21-07-2018 07:39PM

I was about 2. Defecating on myself, as was my custom, when suddenly it dawned on me that it was time to heed my parents' advice and make use of the plastic potty they'd provided to me.

I was literally "too old for this shít".

5rtytry56 · 21-07-2018 07:40PM

The ice bucket challenge.

buying any piece of hardware retro. will use emulators instead on a raspberry pi.

gifted · 21-07-2018 07:40PM

Listening to ****.....way too old for that

Panthro · 21-07-2018 07:42PM

Nightclubs. Paying through the snot for the privilege of getting in.
Then paying through the snot to hang a jacket.
Then paying through the snot for shyte drinks.
Shyte music.
Shyte night.
And never getting the shift!

mojesius · 21-07-2018 07:45PM

Staff parties/work nights out.

I just want to go home and sit in my jammies, not listen to a bunch of gee-eyed co-workers talk ****e.

Panthro · 21-07-2018 07:48PM

Whip rounds in work for little Johnnys sponsered trip to France.

The saying "it's for a good cause"

The saying "going forward"

Saying "just saying"

Sayings.

buried · 21-07-2018 07:54PM

Don't really look at situations I no longer want to be about as "I'm getting too old for this $hit"
I prefer use this line in those type situations

invicta · 21-07-2018 07:57PM

Chasing a mad bitch of a two year old heifer who was not going to co-operate, for about an hour, before I realised I’m getting too old for........

paw patrol · 21-07-2018 08:08PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Going on the beer, two nights in a row. Its like a manifesto to kill yourself.

probably the one thing that redeems me feeling like I'm old is a 2 dayer weekend..rare event now

DoozerT6 · 21-07-2018 08:16PM

Looking at people that you used to babysit, forging good careers and undoubtedly earning more than I do now, getting married, starting their own families - basically passing ahead of me in life.

BorneTobyWilde · 21-07-2018 08:19PM

I was born at a very young age

KevinCavan · 21-07-2018 08:24PM

I feel younger every day

Twenty Grand · 21-07-2018 08:29PM

mojesius wrote: »

Staff parties/work nights out.

I just want to go home and sit in my jammies, not listen to a bunch of gee-eyed co-workers talk ****e.

Urgh, I spend 40 hours a week with these people. Now I have to spend my free time too?

I slept in a tent last weekend. I'm far far too old for this sh*t

5rtytry56 · 21-07-2018 08:37PM

Handling Apple Devices so as to keep in apple's warranty policy.

hairyslug · 21-07-2018 08:46PM

Spent 45 min on a trampoline 2 days ago, I'm still ****ed

Cupcake_Crisis · 21-07-2018 08:49PM

When my hangovers started lasting more than one day.

grindle · 21-07-2018 08:49PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Going on the beer, two nights in a row. Its like a manifesto to kill yourself.

Seriously though, why didn't they mention this? They never said it would be this bad.

SEPT 23 1989 · 21-07-2018 08:50PM

The way things are today I'm happy to say I'm too old for this ****

Now if it was 1967 at the age I am now it would be a very different story

Pang · 21-07-2018 08:51PM

Flossing. Dabbing. Planking. All that crap.

Cushtie · 21-07-2018 09:03PM

Chasing after an 18 month old daughter at 42.
For the love of Jesus young people, heed my advice. Have your kids when you are in your 20s. That way you will have more energy for them and at least by the time they are reared you won't be the wrong side of 55 hoping you make it to retirement!!

BorneTobyWilde · 21-07-2018 09:58PM

You're as old as your hair line

Capt'n Midnight · 21-07-2018 11:42PM

5rtytry56 wrote: »

Handling Apple Devices so as to keep in apple's warranty policy.

I got my first Apple device recently.

It's only got a single core processor but I'm well impressed.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Fruit-Apple-Peeler-Corer-Slicer-Cutter-Parer-Knife-Kitchen-Tool/32603444341.html

"I'm too old for this sh" -- What made you really feel that?

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