Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 01:54PM

Joe saying “I won’t go off the point” whilst going about as far off the point as is possible.

sligojoek · 20-07-2018 01:54PM

Voice of reason cut off after 30 seconds.

Dan Jaman · 20-07-2018 01:55PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

What a pompous fellow. Fed up with riff raff and oiks

So am I.

Mena Mitty · 20-07-2018 01:55PM

Decking is a mecca for rodents.

It's just as well she went home, she wouldn't be able for the 'midgets' either.

Rock Lesnar · 20-07-2018 01:55PM

Did she say they didnt read the T+C's?

Dan Jaman · 20-07-2018 01:56PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Decking is a mecca for rodents.

It's just as well she went home, she wouldn't be able for the 'midgets' either.

Terrible altogether, the hiding places for small yins.

sligojoek · 20-07-2018 01:57PM

Asslicking at maximum

Rock Lesnar · 20-07-2018 01:57PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Decking is a mecca for rodents.

It's just as well she went home, she wouldn't be able for the 'midgets' either.

And the birds and the bats, not to mention the hedgehogs and rabbits,

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 01:58PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

What a pompous fellow. Fed up with riff raff and oiks

Yeah Fateen has notions alright.

sligojoek · 20-07-2018 01:58PM

Go on Joe. Put words in his mouth

Dan Jaman · 20-07-2018 01:58PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Asslicking at maximum

First hint of a public school accent and he's all over it.

withless · 20-07-2018 01:58PM

They said 2 breaks to go Joe!

sligojoek · 20-07-2018 01:58PM

Another break.

DoctorEdgeWild · 20-07-2018 01:59PM

The sign of a true professional.

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 01:59PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Asslicking at maximum

Any chance yer brudder would exchange a signed copy of de Downton Abbey boxset for me Ma and yer brudder can have any wan of me bukes signed in return caller?

honeybear · 20-07-2018 01:59PM

Think RTE 1 have upped the number of breaks in ALL their programmes

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:00PM

“Were you ever attacked by an animal?”

Only on Da Lahv Lahn.

Mena Mitty · 20-07-2018 02:01PM

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

And the birds and the bats, not to mention the hedgehogs and rabbits,

My own personal irritant is the horsefly, I have a hole the size of a shirt button on the palm of my hand from one of the f**kers biting me last week.

Rock Lesnar · 20-07-2018 02:01PM

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

I wont go off the point, but i will

He went so far off point, the woman who complained about the mice didnt have time to answer the callers who challenged her about leaving to soon.

sligojoek · 20-07-2018 02:02PM

"Take that email add on holidays with you. We're here all summer"

His new phrase de jour.

Atlantic Dawn · 20-07-2018 02:02PM

How is he allowed give out his personal Twitter handle on the licence fees dollar? Sickening organisation.

Mena Mitty · 20-07-2018 02:05PM

sligojoek wrote: »

We're here all summer"

......like a bad rash.

goose2005 · 20-07-2018 02:06PM

BarryD2 wrote: »

The nurses hands were tied

i think i've seen that film

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:07PM

goose2005 wrote: »

i think i've seen that film

Link via PM please.

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:09PM

TWODAY'S Yesterdaze De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 139
Joe Shows: 110
No Show Joe Shows: 29
Breakeens 4 Joe: 29
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 24
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €275,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:09PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 140
Joe Shows: 111
No Show Joe Shows: 29
Breakeens 4 Joe: 29
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 24
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €277,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:10PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

How is he allowed give out his personal Twitter handle on the licence fees dollar? Sickening organisation.

Are you new here? :pac:

Atlantic Dawn · 20-07-2018 02:21PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Are you new here? :pac:

I thought he would have had a word said to him but no he's allowed free reign. I'd have assumed by now with all the goings on in the wurdled that they would have a buke of ethics in dat organisation where ye couldn't promote your own warez gratis.

ButtersSuki · 20-07-2018 02:25PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I thought he would have had a word said to him but no he's allowed free reign. I'd have assumed by now with all the goings on in the wurdled that they would have a buke of ethics in dat organisation where ye couldn't promote your own warez gratis.

The only logical explanation is they're afraid to tackle him on it.

Atlantic Dawn · 20-07-2018 02:28PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The only logical explanation is they're afraid to tackle him on it.

They could invoice de Claddaghgreen for de airtime on behalf of de supposed almost bankrupt RTE looking for de savings everywhere de pooer organisation can.

Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

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