Wasps nest .

Hector Savage · 17-07-2018 11:19AM

Big bucket of soapy water op ... guaranteed this works

septictank · 17-07-2018 11:25AM

BarryD2 wrote: »

Just leave it, if it's not causing any major problems. Wasps die off quick enough when it gets cold. So in winter, you should be able to clean it out and seal up. Wasps nests are amazing constructions in themselves. Live and let live etc.[/Q

Typical Anti-Brexit attitude.

Yester · 17-07-2018 11:29AM

Bats eat wasps. So get a load of bats and lock them in your shed for a couple of days and that should sort your wasp problem. Then make another thread here, on how to get bats out of your shed.

McDermotX · 17-07-2018 11:30AM

septictank · 17-07-2018 11:31AM

Yester wrote: »

Bats eat wasps. So get a load of bats and lock them in your shed for a couple of days and that should sort your wasp problem. Then make another thread here, on how to get bats out of your shed.

Now your talking, not in work until 6pm.

Graces7 · 17-07-2018 11:32AM

Yester wrote: »

Bats eat wasps. So get a load of bats and lock them in your shed for a couple of days and that should sort your wasp problem. Then make another thread here, on how to get bats out of your shed.

There may be a problem with getting bats out as they and their roosts are protected in law

fancy pigeon · 17-07-2018 11:33AM

runawaybishop · 17-07-2018 11:37AM

BarryD2 wrote: »

Just leave it, if it's not causing any major problems. Wasps die off quick enough when it gets cold. So in winter, you should be able to clean it out and seal up. Wasps nests are amazing constructions in themselves. Live and let live etc.

In August the wasps will have finished their summer work and will fly around drunk and looking for fights.

A can of wasp spray is about 6 yo yo, spray the **** out of them and run away very fast. Do it at night or very early in the morning while they are asleep.

corner of hells · 17-07-2018 11:47AM

runawaybishop wrote: »

In August the wasps will have finished their summer work and will fly around drunk and looking for fights.

A can of wasp spray is about 6 yo yo, spray the **** out of them and run away very fast. Do it at night or very early in the morning while they are asleep.

How will I know they're asleep , do they wear pyjamas also I have previous with drunk wasps at a bottle bank.

Flying nazi bastard's.

Graces7 · 17-07-2018 11:51AM

corner of hells wrote: »

How will I know they're asleep , do they wear pyjamas also I have previous with drunk wasps at a bottle bank.

Flying nazi bastard's.

When it goes dark they sleep...especially the drunk ones.. And when they sleep they stop buzzing and snore instead .. Cover yourself though..

I once saw some wasps starting to invade my attic space. Zapped them with fly/wasp spray and they went

Steve F · 17-07-2018 11:55AM

Easy
Forward on this thread and they will piss themselves laughing at all the hilarious answers and they will all drown
Thank me later
/thread

Hector Savage · 17-07-2018 12:00PM

Neyite · 17-07-2018 12:08PM

You are missing a trick OP.

You could make a fortune from influencers

Gunmonkey · 17-07-2018 12:13PM

Bob Harris wrote: »

Offer the wasps some free social housing in a nice location and throw in the dole and a bit of children's allowance and I'm sure they'll be happy to move.

What if the social house isn't near their mam's house?

Canis Lupus · 17-07-2018 12:46PM

Poke it with a stick.

Don't wear any clothes during the poking process.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 17-07-2018 01:12PM

If it's small enough to cover with a plastic bag just go in after dark, put the bag over the nest, seal it around the top of the nest as best you can, pull the nest away, tighten the seal, put all in another bag and either burn it, crush it, or just leave it aside for a few days until the wasps are dead

sbsquarepants · 17-07-2018 01:48PM

corner of hells wrote: »

The rim of what ?
My arse ?

I generally find that if you're marmalading your arse, it's a safe bet that you should go home and sleep it off!

Graces7 wrote: »

I once saw some wasps starting to invade my attic space. Zapped them with fly/wasp spray and they went

Cracking story. Should be on the big screen:D

corner of hells · 17-07-2018 01:50PM

Thanks all , the usual high standards in replies.

I've had a look it seems to the size of telephone book in between a dryer and wall.

The best option would be to demolish the shed

If I'm alive , I may do updates.

ohnonotgmail · 17-07-2018 01:58PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Thanks all , the usual high standards in replies.

I've had a look it seems to the size of telephone book in between a dryer and wall.

The best option would be to demolish the shed

If I'm alive , I may do updates.

what you need to do is go up to the nest, find the biggest wasp you can and punch it in the head. the rest of the wasps wont go near you after that.

Apiarist · 17-07-2018 02:20PM

corner of hells wrote: »

If I'm alive , I may do updates.

Get the pictures before and after please. Either of the nest, or your face, or both

17-07-2018 02:24PM

corner of hells wrote: »

I don't necessarily want to burn the shed down .

I'm out of ideas so

Beta Ray Bill · 17-07-2018 02:31PM

OP

I saw this video on YT a few weeks back.
Thought it was a brilliant invention to kill all the wasps over a couple of hours.

Basically he put a metal wire on the end of a garden strimmer motor and put it close to the entrance of the wasp nest.

railer201 · 17-07-2018 02:39PM

Wasps usually return to a shed or attic at the same spot and around the same time each evening. Use a vacuum cleaner (the extension tube) at that spot, or rig a few fly papers to partially block the entrance point, when it's quiet. Expect to catch a hundred or more before the problem is solved.

If using a vacuum cleaner, squirt some wasp spray at intervals down the tube to kill the captured wasps.

Canis Lupus · 17-07-2018 03:10PM

Jenny Spicy Mill wrote: »

If it's small enough to cover with a plastic bag just go in after dark, put the bag over the nest, seal it around the top of the nest as best you can, pull the nest away, tighten the seal, put all in another bag and either burn it, crush it, or just leave it aside for a few days until the wasps are dead

Starve or burn them. That's pretty grim there.

endacl · 17-07-2018 03:14PM

dan1895 wrote: »

Tell him there are some Palestinian kids happily playing in the shed. The wasp problem will soon be solved.

Then we’ll have the “A massive bulldozer knocked my shed down and now there’s a load of Israeli settlers living in my garden” thread.

PandaPoo · 17-07-2018 04:05PM

This was in my parents shed a few weeks ago. They are so beautiful to look at!

My dad whacked it with something and binned it.

Graces7 · 17-07-2018 04:09PM

PandaPoo wrote: »

This was in my parents shed a few weeks ago. They are so beautiful to look at!

My dad whacked it with something and binned it.

So utterly lovely.. shame to destroy it.

JupiterKid · 17-07-2018 04:12PM

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 17-07-2018 04:44PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Cracking story. Should be on the big screen:D

It did.

https://photos.shutterfly.com/full/94079733203

Hector Savage · 17-07-2018 04:47PM

OP , they hate ejaculate - ejaculate on them ... stand over the nest and knock one out on the nest, that should do them all in.

Wasps nest .

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