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Who is your ‘shouldn’t, but would’?

  • 08-07-2018 09:13PM
    #1
    lilmissbee88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭


    I’m ashamed to say mine. He’s 69. And married to a guy.
    Post edited by HildaOgdenx on


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  • #2
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Yore ma


    and yore sister


    Double header


  • #3
    lilmissbee88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭lilmissbee88


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    Yore ma


    and yore sister


    Double header


    i don’t have a sister, and my ma has probably been there & done you already


  • #4
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,917 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    lilmissbee88 wrote: »
    I’m ashamed to say mine. He’s 69. And married to a guy.

    Mines a bit hairy and older..


  • #5
    notsoyoungwan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 614 ✭✭✭notsoyoungwan


    Simon Cowell

    Micheal Martin


  • #6
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    lilmissbee88 wrote: »
    i don’t have a sister, and my ma has probably been there & done you already




    Yeah, that's right. I did yore ma already.


    Didn't do yore Da yet though.


    He'll have to do


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  • #7
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    I have these discussions with Mrs W sometimes, all fun and games until I mention yer wan from the shop or Janet in accounting :(


  • #8
    lilmissbee88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭lilmissbee88


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Mines a bit hairy and older..

    who is it? 😂


  • #9
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,917 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Older woman a bit hairy downstairs


  • #10
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Sharon Ni Bheolain because, you know....


























































































































    restraining order.


  • #11
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!


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  • #12
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!

    even if he insisted on talking?


  • #13
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Every hole's a goal!


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    James May. I'm so ashamed.


  • #15
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    wexie wrote: »
    even if he insisted on talking?

    Especially if he insisted on talking ......"stupid brain talking out loud".

    Twink , just for the infamy.


  • #16
    lilmissbee88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭lilmissbee88


    Candie wrote: »
    James May. I'm so ashamed.

    oh my god. go to the naughty step and think about what you’ve just said. i suddenly don’t feel too bad about mine...


    James May. shudder :p


  • #17
    Happy4all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭Happy4all


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!

    Can he leave his hat on


  • #18
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    lilmissbee88 wrote: »
    oh my god. go to the naughty step and think about what you’ve just said. i suddenly don’t feel too bad about mine...


    James May. shudder :p

    I dunno, I'm a guy but I can totally see that.

    He'd be above Clarkson on my list anyways


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wexie wrote: »
    I dunno, I'm a guy but I can totally see that.

    He'd be above Clarkson on my list anyways

    ALL mankind would be above Clarkson! With the possible exception of Benedict Cuddlebunny, who looks like a serial killer hiding in plan sight.


  • #20
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Sharon Ni Bheolain because, you know....







    restraining order.

    Are you posting from the 'joy?


  • #21
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Candie wrote: »
    ALL mankind would be above Clarkson! With the possible exception of Benedict Cuddlebunny, who looks like a serial killer hiding in plan sight.

    Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

    Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies :D


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  • #22
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    wexie wrote: »
    Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

    Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies :D

    Nah, I'm with her on James May.

    Clarkson ... yuk. You honestly couldn't pay me enough. Just yuk.


  • #23
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Ok, I'll see your James May and raise you Alan Davis.


  • #24
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,917 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Carol vorderman


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wexie wrote: »
    Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

    Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies :D

    In fairness he does seem quite popular with ladies in general, but he doesn't do anything for me at all. He looks like he's getting a very bad smell most of the time, and it's probably the decomposing bodies under his floorboards. Mark my words!


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Ok, I'll see your James May and raise you Alan Davis.

    Oh definitely Alan Davis. Though you'd break your fingers trying to run them through that hair.


  • #27
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Nah, I'm with her on James May.

    Clarkson ... yuk. You honestly couldn't pay me enough. Just yuk.

    Hang on now, that quote was regarding Benedict Cumberbatch, not Clarkson!!!

    I've a little bit of taste :(


  • #28
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    If I had a list of former Top Gear presenters I'd like to sleep with, James May would be higher than Jeremy Clarkson, that's for sure. They'd both be higher than the Hamster though, because I'm not a rodentophile.


  • #29
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    wexie wrote: »
    Hang on now, that quote was regarding Benedict Cumberbatch, not Clarkson!!!

    I've a little bit of taste :(

    *lol Sorry, honest misunderstanding!
    While Cumberbatch isn't as revolting, he wouldn't do anything for me, either, though


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hapax Legomenon wrote: »
    If I had a list of former Top Gear presenters I'd like to sleep with, James May would be higher than Jeremy Clarkson, that's for sure. They'd both be higher than the Hamster though, because I'm not a rodentophile.

    The Hamster would love me. I'd make him feel tall. :)


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  • #31
    lilmissbee88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭lilmissbee88


    Benedict Cumberbatch?? ugh god. hell no.

    Victor Garber though... Mr Andrews from Titanic. all the heart eyes for the silver fox


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