Who is your ‘shouldn’t, but would’?

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 8:13pm #1

I’m ashamed to say mine. He’s 69. And married to a guy.

Donald Trump · 08-07-2018 8:14pm

Yore ma

and yore sister

Double header

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 8:18pm

Donald Trump wrote: »

Yore ma

and yore sister

Double header

i don’t have a sister, and my ma has probably been there & done you already

Dr. Bre · 08-07-2018 8:22pm

lilmissbee88 wrote: »

I’m ashamed to say mine. He’s 69. And married to a guy.

Mines a bit hairy and older..

notsoyoungwan · 08-07-2018 8:24pm

Simon Cowell

Micheal Martin

Donald Trump · 08-07-2018 8:26pm

lilmissbee88 wrote: »

i don’t have a sister, and my ma has probably been there & done you already

Yeah, that's right. I did yore ma already.

Didn't do yore Da yet though.

He'll have to do

wexie · 08-07-2018 8:26pm

I have these discussions with Mrs W sometimes, all fun and games until I mention yer wan from the shop or Janet in accounting

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 8:26pm

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Mines a bit hairy and older..

who is it? ðŸ˜‚

Dr. Bre · 08-07-2018 8:28pm

Older woman a bit hairy downstairs

Avatar MIA · 08-07-2018 8:29pm

Sharon Ni Bheolain because, you know....

restraining order.

RhubarbCrumble · 08-07-2018 8:45pm

Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!

wexie · 08-07-2018 8:47pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!

even if he insisted on talking?

kfallon · 08-07-2018 8:47pm

Every hole's a goal!

08-07-2018 8:50pm

James May. I'm so ashamed.

corner of hells · 08-07-2018 8:56pm

wexie wrote: »

even if he insisted on talking?

Especially if he insisted on talking ......"stupid brain talking out loud".

Twink , just for the infamy.

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 8:58pm

Candie wrote: »

James May. I'm so ashamed.

oh my god. go to the naughty step and think about what you’ve just said. i suddenly don’t feel too bad about mine...

James May. shudder

Happy4all · 08-07-2018 8:58pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Michael Healy Rae. I SO would!

Can he leave his hat on

wexie · 08-07-2018 8:59pm

lilmissbee88 wrote: »

oh my god. go to the naughty step and think about what you’ve just said. i suddenly don’t feel too bad about mine...

James May. shudder

I dunno, I'm a guy but I can totally see that.

He'd be above Clarkson on my list anyways

08-07-2018 9:02pm

wexie wrote: »

I dunno, I'm a guy but I can totally see that.

He'd be above Clarkson on my list anyways

ALL mankind would be above Clarkson! With the possible exception of Benedict Cuddlebunny, who looks like a serial killer hiding in plan sight.

Try_harder · 08-07-2018 9:03pm

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Sharon Ni Bheolain because, you know....

restraining order.

Are you posting from the 'joy?

wexie · 08-07-2018 9:12pm

Candie wrote: »

ALL mankind would be above Clarkson! With the possible exception of Benedict Cuddlebunny, who looks like a serial killer hiding in plan sight.

Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies

Shenshen · 08-07-2018 9:15pm

wexie wrote: »

Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies

Nah, I'm with her on James May.

Clarkson ... yuk. You honestly couldn't pay me enough. Just yuk.

Shenshen · 08-07-2018 9:16pm

Ok, I'll see your James May and raise you Alan Davis.

Dr. Bre · 08-07-2018 9:16pm

Carol vorderman

08-07-2018 9:17pm

wexie wrote: »

Really? I thought he was quite attractive? Even if just for his sense of humour and epic photo bombing skills?

Goes to show ya what I know, I guess I better stick to the ladies

In fairness he does seem quite popular with ladies in general, but he doesn't do anything for me at all. He looks like he's getting a very bad smell most of the time, and it's probably the decomposing bodies under his floorboards. Mark my words!

08-07-2018 9:18pm

Shenshen wrote: »

Ok, I'll see your James May and raise you Alan Davis.

Oh definitely Alan Davis. Though you'd break your fingers trying to run them through that hair.

wexie · 08-07-2018 9:19pm

Shenshen wrote: »

Nah, I'm with her on James May.

Clarkson ... yuk. You honestly couldn't pay me enough. Just yuk.

Hang on now, that quote was regarding Benedict Cumberbatch, not Clarkson!!!

I've a little bit of taste

Yer Da sells Avon · 08-07-2018 9:20pm

If I had a list of former Top Gear presenters I'd like to sleep with, James May would be higher than Jeremy Clarkson, that's for sure. They'd both be higher than the Hamster though, because I'm not a rodentophile.

Shenshen · 08-07-2018 9:21pm

wexie wrote: »

Hang on now, that quote was regarding Benedict Cumberbatch, not Clarkson!!!

I've a little bit of taste

*lol Sorry, honest misunderstanding!
While Cumberbatch isn't as revolting, he wouldn't do anything for me, either, though

08-07-2018 9:22pm

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

If I had a list of former Top Gear presenters I'd like to sleep with, James May would be higher than Jeremy Clarkson, that's for sure. They'd both be higher than the Hamster though, because I'm not a rodentophile.

The Hamster would love me. I'd make him feel tall.

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 9:22pm

Benedict Cumberbatch?? ugh god. hell no.

Victor Garber though... Mr Andrews from Titanic. all the heart eyes for the silver fox

lilmissbee88 · 08-07-2018 9:23pm

Candie wrote: »

In fairness he does seem quite popular with ladies in general, but he doesn't do anything for me at all. He looks like he's getting a very bad smell most of the time, and it's probably the decomposing bodies under his floorboards. Mark my words!

ew how can he be popular with any lady with eyes? yuk

wexie · 08-07-2018 9:24pm

lilmissbee88 wrote: »

Benedict Cumberbatch?? ugh god. hell no.

Victor Garber though... Mr Andrews from Titanic. all the heart eyes for the silver fox

oooh.....I'd be a silver fox

well....if I had hair worth mentioning

Rubberlegs · 08-07-2018 9:27pm

Charlie Bird for me

Donald Trump · 08-07-2018 9:30pm

Ivanka

shakeitoff · 08-07-2018 9:31pm

Benedict whateverhisname is is conventionally unattractive to most women I'd say. No girl I know would fancy him, he has no masculinity and doesn't have a pretty face. An ugly dude by all accounts. Who cares though. Seems a nice enough guy, probably doesn't pull like crazy, doesn't look like he is low IQ to go through loads of women.