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Have you ever been outside naked?

  • 06-07-2018 03:17PM
    #1
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Well have you?

    I was walking around in the nip last night and decided feck it and went to the back door. I have never been outside totally naked almost maybe but not totally but that will be next. Nothing like letting it all hang out and feeling the breeze on your skin.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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  • #2
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Yup, on a nudy beach with loads of other naked folk in Germany, on a campsite in the Swiss Alps and in a lake in Italy.


    I'm an international nude outsider.


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I've had propcorn spilt on me when treating barley a couple of times. Modesty don't be long going out the window.


  • #4
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ran out to the bins last week naked. About 5 steps outside the back doors.


  • #5
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher




  • #6
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Yup, on a nudy beach with loads of other naked folk in Germany, on a campsite in the Swiss Alps and in a lake in Italy.


    I'm an international nude outsider.

    on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

    Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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  • #7
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Yes, baths in Japan. Some of them are outside and you have to be naked. Was quite nice actually.


  • #8
    readyletsgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    Yup, not in Ireland, but in other countries. Only twice in my back yard, but my neighbor does not need to see that, ever.

    It's very freeing.


  • #9
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    AMKC wrote: »
    on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

    Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.


    Nah, very refreshing. It's difficult to describe the air up there, but it feels amazing on your skin.


  • #10
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Streaked across the main street of a small town before. Over and back.

    Part of a game of truth or dare. My main worry was that my fellow revellers would lock me out, but thankfully they didn't.


  • #11
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Too many times to list all of them.


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  • #12
    LionelNashe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    A quick drunken skinny-dip in Tenerife or somewhere.


  • #13
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Last week in Grafton street, popped in for a bit of shopping, grand like ..


  • #14
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Many skinny dipping events in my younger years, the odd time of naked rain worship.

    (Imagine a heatwave like we're having at the moment and then the start of a thunderstorm and heavy big drops of warm rain falling down)


  • #15
    shakeitoff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?


  • #16
    Under His Eye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Under His Eye


    Yes!


  • #17
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Just in case anybody does see me naked, here ya go.

    uR0.jpg


  • #18
    Vita nova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    Used to skinny-dip in the local river as a child but haven't done it as an adult. I'd imagine it's still a nice feeling... makes me think of R.E.M's "Nightswimming" (the naked part not swimming at night).



  • #19
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Yes, of course.
    Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
    And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

    We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

    These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.


  • #20
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Why am I the first to say naked while having outdoors jiggy jiggy. Done the nudy beaches too. Had a nice experience in russia running naked from a sauna to an ice cold lake. Even this morning I was naked having an early morning smoke at the back door


  • #21
    Brayden Famous Veil
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Brayden Famous Veil


    AMKC wrote: »
    on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

    Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.
    Ye'd not be long gettin frostbit


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  • #22
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Ye'd not be long gettin frostbit

    It's about 30 degrees in the Alps in summer, when most people go camping.


  • #23
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    SO, just about everyone then...?

    And at the first mention of naturism, y'all turn into a bunch of "ooh, no - we never get the weather for it" chickens?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #24
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Yes, of course.
    Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
    And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

    We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

    These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.


    Your mother is a fecking genius.

    Edit: I wonder are there any nudist campsites that are also Breatharian? -Then you'd have no dirty clothes AND no cooking or washing-up!


  • #25
    Conservatory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Yes, of course.
    Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
    And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

    We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

    These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.

    And yet you come across so well balanced and compassionate now.


  • #26
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Often and I'd say nearly every day for the last couple of months. Great for the body and soul


  • #27
    MikeyTaylor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    No is the short answer.


  • #28
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    shakeitoff wrote:
    One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?


    I see some serious issues here, and not with the people down the Vico minding their own business


  • #29
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,799 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed. :p


    Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window? :)


  • #30
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed. :p


    Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window? :)

    I think it depends on the situation, if someone is actually peeking into your windows and happens to catch an eyeful then no, if you live on a busy road and are flashing passersby from your sitting room window then yes.


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  • #31
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Long before it became public knowledge and you could have had a chance to be forewarned, I was walking the coast at a certain place out in Dalkey that we all now know, when I seen some guy in the distance with a shirt on, and potentially no pants, looking out onto the horizon pondering life's questions and holding a coffee.

    As I got closer, yes indeed, no pants, but a fully ironed shirt and a fresh coffee.

    Can't say it's for me.


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