Have you ever been outside naked?

AMKC

Well have you?

I was walking around in the nip last night and decided feck it and went to the back door. I have never been outside totally naked almost maybe but not totally but that will be next. Nothing like letting it all hang out and feeling the breeze on your skin.

Boom_Bap

Yup, on a nudy beach with loads of other naked folk in Germany, on a campsite in the Swiss Alps and in a lake in Italy.


I'm an international nude outsider.

The Backwards Man

I've had propcorn spilt on me when treating barley a couple of times. Modesty don't be long going out the window.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Ran out to the bins last week naked. About 5 steps outside the back doors.

Jim Bob Scratcher

AMKC

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Yup, on a nudy beach with loads of other naked folk in Germany, on a campsite in the Swiss Alps and in a lake in Italy.


I'm an international nude outsider.

on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.

jam_mac_jam

Yes, baths in Japan. Some of them are outside and you have to be naked. Was quite nice actually.

readyletsgo

Yup, not in Ireland, but in other countries. Only twice in my back yard, but my neighbor does not need to see that, ever.

It's very freeing.

Boom_Bap

AMKC wrote: »

on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.

Nah, very refreshing. It's difficult to describe the air up there, but it feels amazing on your skin.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Streaked across the main street of a small town before. Over and back.

Part of a game of truth or dare. My main worry was that my fellow revellers would lock me out, but thankfully they didn't.

Rented Mule

Too many times to list all of them.

LionelNashe

A quick drunken skinny-dip in Tenerife or somewhere.

Hector Savage

Last week in Grafton street, popped in for a bit of shopping, grand like ..

wexie

Many skinny dipping events in my younger years, the odd time of naked rain worship.

(Imagine a heatwave like we're having at the moment and then the start of a thunderstorm and heavy big drops of warm rain falling down)

shakeitoff

One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?

Under His Eye

Yes!

BattleCorp

Just in case anybody does see me naked, here ya go.

Vita nova

Used to skinny-dip in the local river as a child but haven't done it as an adult. I'd imagine it's still a nice feeling... makes me think of R.E.M's "Nightswimming" (the naked part not swimming at night).

Shenshen

Yes, of course.
Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.

Grandeeod

Why am I the first to say naked while having outdoors jiggy jiggy. Done the nudy beaches too. Had a nice experience in russia running naked from a sauna to an ice cold lake. Even this morning I was naked having an early morning smoke at the back door

AMKC

AMKC wrote: »

on a campsite in the Swiss Alps

Really? Would you not get frostbite being naked there? Would not want to lose your bits.

Ye'd not be long gettin frostbit

pickarooney

bluewolf wrote: »

Ye'd not be long gettin frostbit

It's about 30 degrees in the Alps in summer, when most people go camping.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

SO, just about everyone then...?

And at the first mention of naturism, y'all turn into a bunch of "ooh, no - we never get the weather for it" chickens?!

B0jangles

Shenshen wrote: »

Yes, of course.
Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.

Your mother is a fecking genius.

Edit: I wonder are there any nudist campsites that are also Breatharian? -Then you'd have no dirty clothes AND no cooking or washing-up!

Conservatory

Shenshen wrote: »

Yes, of course.
Used to run around naked all the time as a little one. Particularly when on holidays - my father wanted seaside holidays, but we didn't have the money for hotels. So he decided camping would be a good option, in then-Yugoslavia, now-Croatia.
And then my mother said she wasn't going to spend her holidays hand-washing everyone's clothes. So my parents decided to go to a nudist camp site.

We children loved it. We went there for years, until I was well into my teens. We only stopped going when my parents split up.

These days, I've a garden that's not overlooked, so I'd be out there in the nip, weather permitting.

And yet you come across so well balanced and compassionate now.

Westernyelp

Often and I'd say nearly every day for the last couple of months. Great for the body and soul

MikeyTaylor

No is the short answer.

Westernyelp

shakeitoff wrote:

One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?

I see some serious issues here, and not with the people down the Vico minding their own business

_Kaiser_

No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed.


Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window?

wexie

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed.


Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window?

I think it depends on the situation, if someone is actually peeking into your windows and happens to catch an eyeful then no, if you live on a busy road and are flashing passersby from your sitting room window then yes.

myshirt

Long before it became public knowledge and you could have had a chance to be forewarned, I was walking the coast at a certain place out in Dalkey that we all now know, when I seen some guy in the distance with a shirt on, and potentially no pants, looking out onto the horizon pondering life's questions and holding a coffee.

As I got closer, yes indeed, no pants, but a fully ironed shirt and a fresh coffee.

Can't say it's for me.

Grandeeod

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed.


Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window?

When alone in the house or just with my wife I ramble around it in the nude a lot. Most mornings in Summer, especially this Summer, the curtains aren't drawn and I ramble around in the nude pre and post shower. If the neighbours are looking, fook em. Being in the nude is great. I love it. In this weather, I do it as much as possible. Home alone this weekend and I'm nude typing this on my laptop.:D

naughtysmurf

On our favourite C/O beach abroad, sure, here not so much as I really need it hot but the last couple of weeks have been great with the weather so every opportunity in the garden has been taken advantage of, it's not 100% private but as close as dammit

Was out on The Burren in Clare during the week, beautiful day, hardly met a soul on a two hour trek, it's now on my to-do nude list.

Masala

Francis Fluffy Lavatory wrote: »

Ran out to the bins last week naked. About 5 steps outside the back doors.

Done that too... but strolled out like a Cock Robin / Conor MacGregor !! if you look over the fence and see me.. well that's what you get for gawking!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Lots of times, most esp in my back garden (which is not easily over looked).

When I run on the beach I usually strip naked at the end to get changed into dry clothes, sh*t if someone wants to look and takes offence well tough sh*t.

(I'm a man if that makes a difference).

everlast75

Ah After Hours!???

Really?

No one yet?

Okay okay - I'll do it.


*cough*


"PICS OR GTFO"

umop episdn

Masala wrote: »

Done that too... but strolled out like a Cock Robin / Conor MacGregor !! if you look over the fence and see me.. well that's what you get for gawking!

Soooo... you're saying you've a robins cock?!

Streaking in University (truth or dare)

Since then, not in "public" areas as such. In the woods or a remote location for outdoor sex with the GF.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

everlast75 wrote: »

Ah After Hours!???

Really?

No one yet?

Okay okay - I'll do it.


*cough*


"PICS OR GTFO"

Yeah... pretty sure they don't want that....

Fourier

myshirt wrote: »

As I got closer, yes indeed, no pants, but a fully ironed shirt and a fresh coffee.

Can't say it's for me.

I nearly cried laughing at this, thanks!

One_Of_Shanks

Closest was down to undies on Killiney Hill. Thought we had found a secluded spot for a picnic (we had crips) and tbh it was spur of the moment anyway.
A man came along close by with his dog and there was the noise of branches/twigs cracking so that was that.

If he hadn't arrived on the scene then yeah. But it was yonks ago. I'm older now and I can see things differently, and I still hate that guy

shakeitoff

shakeitoff wrote: »

One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?

I hope you have shorts on your dog

Maximus Alexander

Recently bought a house and there's a big bay window in the bedroom facing out onto the street. Good few times I've walked out of the shower from the en suite and the blinds have been open and I've just gone ahead and whipped off my towel with not a care in the world and got dressed. That's basically the same thing, right?

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Recently bought a house and there's a big bay window in the bedroom facing out onto the street. Good few times I've walked out of the shower from the en suite and the blinds have been open and I've just gone ahead and whipped off my towel with not a care in the world and got dressed. That's basically the same thing, right?

No, the thread is about people being outside naked

Graces7

Grandeeod wrote: »

When alone in the house or just with my wife I ramble around it in the nude a lot. Most mornings in Summer, especially this Summer, the curtains aren't drawn and I ramble around in the nude pre and post shower. If the neighbours are looking, fook em. Being in the nude is great. I love it. In this weather, I do it as much as possible. Home alone this weekend and I'm nude typing this on my laptop.:D

lol// and yes, here this summer.. skin so sore from the prickly heat that even a
loose nightie is hard... Not so sure re outside; although dog would warn me.. the real problem here is the insect life. Someone I know used to talk of the glee of a flea in a nudist colony.. read midges for flea!

But the feeling of the cool night air on skin is bliss..

Yester

About 20 years ago, we did a bit of skinny dipping on holidays in west Cork. Then about 2 weeks ago in the back garden. So twice.

pickarooney

pickarooney wrote: »

It's about 30 degrees in the Alps in summer, when most people go camping.

I just wanted to do the quote

AMKC

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

No I never have.. I don't even wander around the house naked unless all the blinds are closed.


Wonder how that works actually? Can you be done for indecent exposure in your own home if someone happened to see you through a window?

Wondering around the house naked is great. You should try it. Next top outside.
Na sure if they did not want to see it then they should not have been looking that way.

naughtysmurf wrote: »

On our favourite C/O beach abroad, sure, here not so much as I really need it hot but the last couple of weeks have been great with the weather so every opportunity in the garden has been taken advantage of, it's not 100% private but as close as dammit

Was out on The Burren in Clare during the week, beautiful day, hardly met a soul on a two hour trek, it's now on my to-do nude list.

Oh can I join ye We can be naked on The Burren together.

bluewolf wrote: »

I just wanted to do the quote

No need for the sad frown dude. Its cool.

Hector Bellend

I like to let my man titties flop around in the sun every now and then

Shenshen

Hector Savage

shakeitoff wrote: »

One of the cringiest things I think you can do. The state of some of the old lads down the vico over the past few weeks. Strutting around without any clothes on with kids and teenagers around. Piss off. I walk my dog along the beach year round and let her run free but in a heat wave I realise that it's a bit different so walk her at night time. These lads imo are just looking for attention. Why would you not just wear shorts?

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