Terrible news! Cheryl & Liam are splitting!

gerrybbadd · 02-07-2018 02:17AM #1

https://news.sky.com/story/cheryl-cole-and-liam-payne-announce-they-are-going-our-separate-ways-11423393

Somethings not right here.

Either Cheryl is an awful judge of character when it comes to picking fellas, or the age old saying rings true - no matter how hot the woman, there's always some fella that's sick of her sh1t.

Either way, a statement - really lads? I don't think there's many that's too bothered.

Samuri Suicide · 02-07-2018 02:21AM

Fanny like a hippos yawn

jacksie66 · 02-07-2018 02:24AM

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DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-07-2018 02:30AM

They looked like mother and son.

Weird sort of hookup.

Chaos Tourist · 02-07-2018 02:31AM

Wha? Cheryl & Liam are splitting up?

Nooooooooooooooo!

Noveight · 02-07-2018 02:31AM

Hardly a surprise.

The bloke realised he'd rather still be rattling 20-something year old models instead of in bed by 11 looking at his mid-30's missus with a gammy arse tattoo and a young lad called Bear.

Yer Da sells Avon · 02-07-2018 02:33AM

Samuri Suicide wrote: »

Fanny like a hippos yawn

I don't understand the idea that having sex with lots of different men would result in a woman experiencing increased vaginal elasticity, whereas having sex with one individual man over a similar time span wouldn't (unless that man is me, obviously).

Outlaw Pete · 02-07-2018 02:35AM

Didn't even know they were together.

Poor Cheryl, but tbf, she was a bit old for Liam Gallagher. A looker in her day mind.

AllForIt · 02-07-2018 02:47AM

Devastating news. I'll cry myself to sleep tonight.

yerwanthere123 · 02-07-2018 03:08AM

Sam Quentin · 02-07-2018 03:14AM

Who geeeeeves a sheeeeeet

FanadMan · 02-07-2018 03:20AM

Is any f*cks really being given?

Reckless Abandonment · 02-07-2018 06:01AM

Bear. Seriously...

freshpopcorn · 02-07-2018 06:04AM

I find Cheryl very tough going! Couldn't imagine being in a relationship with her.

_Dara_ · 02-07-2018 06:07AM

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Didn't even know they were together.

Poor Cheryl, but tbf, she was a bit old for Liam Gallagher. A looker in her day mind.

She’s only 35!

Anyhoo, least surprising split ever. And anyone who goes out with a former 1D member will be ripped apart by their more crazy fans. Not worth it. As well as that, I’ve seen the 1D boys interviewed and they have as much charisma as a slice of crumbed ham.

EDIT: Not that she’s a personality dynamo or anything but I was seriously taken aback by how dull and witless these lads were. And it was on Graham Norton. He can usually knock a bit of fun out of people.

mad muffin · 02-07-2018 06:19AM

I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but she looks like a drag queen now.

AndyBoBandy · 02-07-2018 06:26AM

I presume she’ll now change her name to Cheryl Payne!

RobbingBandit · 02-07-2018 06:46AM

Hair salon talk on after hours

DAMN

rodders999 · 02-07-2018 06:59AM

Reminds me of that age old adage -

You show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy who’s sick of riding her.

hairyslug · 02-07-2018 07:00AM

So, does that mean there's a chance

Signore Fancy Pants · 02-07-2018 07:06AM

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AndyBoBandy · 02-07-2018 07:24AM

Chewbacca wrote: »

Do I still have to go to work today or is this some type of national disaster?

Do I need to stock up on bread and milk?

You don’t have to go to work, and you’re allowed water your garden now!!

sexmag · 02-07-2018 07:30AM

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

I don't understand the idea that having sex with lots of different men would result in a woman experiencing increased vaginal elasticity, whereas having sex with one individual man over a similar time span wouldn't (unless that man is me, obviously).

It's down the fact that different sizes penis's(known collectively as penie) Stretch and contract the vagina over time, the continues widining and contractions known as "vagina contractamonium" is too stressful on the skin and muscles resulting in a lossing and damage of them , similare the elastic band around socks over time lossing and fall down ankles

"She's had so much penie she's experienced a case of vagina contractamonium"

Peatys · 02-07-2018 07:33AM

jacksie66 wrote: »

Who and who?

Sheryl and Liam from number 29.

Littlehorny · 02-07-2018 07:39AM

I remember when she split from Ashley Cole it came out that Cheryl insisted on her mother living with them and even though Cole didn't go public too much plenty of articles came out at the time that she was a total pain in the hole.

02-07-2018 07:53AM

She's always struck me as a polished up turd. Just a bit of a knick-knack that's good looking and turned into a darling of sorts but I reckon there's a bit of a skanger under all that. She's also very contrived with reactions on shows she's judging. Has this faux emotional stare and tops it off with some gick like "that really spoke to us, pet" even tho she just means "me" instead of "us". Lastly, she's got the ability to be good looking without being sexy. Ps- how many last names do you need?

Fr_Dougal · 02-07-2018 08:06AM

Was alway an odd pairing, she first met him when he was 14 and told him he was cute.

Touch of the Roman Polanski’s about her, very strange fish.

_Dara_ · 02-07-2018 08:14AM

Omackeral wrote: »

She's always struck me as a polished up turd. Just a bit of a knick-knack that's good looking and turned into a darling of sorts but I reckon there's a bit of a skanger under all that. She's also very contrived with reactions on shows she's judging. Has this faux emotional stare and tops it off with some gick like "that really spoke to us, pet" even tho she just means "me" instead of "us". Lastly, she's got the ability to be good looking without being sexy. Ps- how many last names do you need?

Oh of course there is. She’s been convicted for assault.

I think saying ‘us’ meaning ‘me’ is a Newcastle colloquialism.

frag420 · 02-07-2018 08:19AM

hairyslug wrote: »

So, does that mean there's a chance

Doubt is, I’m sure he has hooked up with someone by now, it’s been six hours!

02-07-2018 08:57AM

_Dara_ wrote: »

Oh of course there is. She’s been convicted for assault.

I think saying ‘us’ meaning ‘me’ is a Newcastle colloquialism.

I know about her and the the toilet attendant. I just want to stir the pot. Give us a break _Dara_

NIMAN · 02-07-2018 09:00AM

I genuinely feel sorry for people who consider this news.

Their lives must be very empty.

Terrible news! Cheryl & Liam are splitting!

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