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Terrible news! Cheryl & Liam are splitting!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 285 ✭✭Samuri Suicide


    Fanny like a hippos yawn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    They looked like mother and son.

    Weird sort of hookup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Chaos Tourist


    Wha? Cheryl & Liam are splitting up?

    Nooooooooooooooo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Hardly a surprise.

    The bloke realised he'd rather still be rattling 20-something year old models instead of in bed by 11 looking at his mid-30's missus with a gammy arse tattoo and a young lad called Bear.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Fanny like a hippos yawn

    I don't understand the idea that having sex with lots of different men would result in a woman experiencing increased vaginal elasticity, whereas having sex with one individual man over a similar time span wouldn't (unless that man is me, obviously).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Didn't even know they were together.

    Poor Cheryl, but tbf, she was a bit old for Liam Gallagher. A looker in her day mind.


    landscape-1518425494-memba-bucks-fizz.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Devastating news. I'll cry myself to sleep tonight.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,556 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Who geeeeeves a sheeeeeet


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Is any f*cks really being given?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Reckless Abandonment


    Bear. Seriously...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,211 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I find Cheryl very tough going! Couldn't imagine being in a relationship with her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Didn't even know they were together.

    Poor Cheryl, but tbf, she was a bit old for Liam Gallagher. A looker in her day mind.


    landscape-1518425494-memba-bucks-fizz.gif

    She’s only 35!

    Anyhoo, least surprising split ever. And anyone who goes out with a former 1D member will be ripped apart by their more crazy fans. Not worth it. As well as that, I’ve seen the 1D boys interviewed and they have as much charisma as a slice of crumbed ham.

    EDIT: Not that she’s a personality dynamo or anything but I was seriously taken aback by how dull and witless these lads were. And it was on Graham Norton. He can usually knock a bit of fun out of people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but she looks like a drag queen now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,868 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    I presume she’ll now change her name to Cheryl Payne!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Hair salon talk on after hours


    DAMN


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭rodders999


    Reminds me of that age old adage -

    You show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy who’s sick of riding her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,596 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    So, does that mean there's a chance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,868 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Chewbacca wrote: »
    Do I still have to go to work today or is this some type of national disaster?

    Do I need to stock up on bread and milk?

    You don’t have to go to work, and you’re allowed water your garden now!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭sexmag


    I don't understand the idea that having sex with lots of different men would result in a woman experiencing increased vaginal elasticity, whereas having sex with one individual man over a similar time span wouldn't (unless that man is me, obviously).

    It's down the fact that different sizes penis's(known collectively as penie) Stretch and contract the vagina over time, the continues widining and contractions known as "vagina contractamonium" is too stressful on the skin and muscles resulting in a lossing and damage of them , similare the elastic band around socks over time lossing and fall down ankles

    "She's had so much penie she's experienced a case of vagina contractamonium"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    jacksie66 wrote: »
    Who and who?

    Sheryl and Liam from number 29.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I remember when she split from Ashley Cole it came out that Cheryl insisted on her mother living with them and even though Cole didn't go public too much plenty of articles came out at the time that she was a total pain in the hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    She's always struck me as a polished up turd. Just a bit of a knick-knack that's good looking and turned into a darling of sorts but I reckon there's a bit of a skanger under all that. She's also very contrived with reactions on shows she's judging. Has this faux emotional stare and tops it off with some gick like "that really spoke to us, pet" even tho she just means "me" instead of "us". Lastly, she's got the ability to be good looking without being sexy. Ps- how many last names do you need?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Was alway an odd pairing, she first met him when he was 14 and told him he was cute.

    Touch of the Roman Polanski’s about her, very strange fish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Omackeral wrote: »
    She's always struck me as a polished up turd. Just a bit of a knick-knack that's good looking and turned into a darling of sorts but I reckon there's a bit of a skanger under all that. She's also very contrived with reactions on shows she's judging. Has this faux emotional stare and tops it off with some gick like "that really spoke to us, pet" even tho she just means "me" instead of "us". Lastly, she's got the ability to be good looking without being sexy. Ps- how many last names do you need?

    Oh of course there is. She’s been convicted for assault.

    I think saying ‘us’ meaning ‘me’ is a Newcastle colloquialism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    hairyslug wrote: »
    So, does that mean there's a chance

    Doubt is, I’m sure he has hooked up with someone by now, it’s been six hours!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    Oh of course there is. She’s been convicted for assault.

    I think saying ‘us’ meaning ‘me’ is a Newcastle colloquialism.

    I know about her and the the toilet attendant. I just want to stir the pot. Give us a break _Dara_


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,671 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I genuinely feel sorry for people who consider this news.

    Their lives must be very empty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    She’s only 35!

    She's 65 if she's a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,689 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Liam Payne was on Graham Norton a few weeks ago and didn't appear to have many brain cells to rub together.

    Which made them a perfect fit really.

    Sad in a way. They had the chance to be an intellectual couple in the mould of Marie and Pierre Curie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I know about her and the the toilet attendant. I just want to stir the pot. Give us a break _Dara_

    Edgelord right here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    She's the magic roundabout everyone gets a go if they're Muppets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    NIMAN wrote: »
    I genuinely feel sorry for people who consider this news.

    Their lives must be very empty.

    Exactly - can't for the life of me figure out why they felt it was appropriate to have to send out a press release


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,637 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Does this mean that Chim is back on?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    How many surnames has she had at this stage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    How many surnames has she had at this stage?

    Has to be at least 12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    How many surnames has she had at this stage?

    Literal she's had three, including her maiden name.

    Cheryl Tweedy
    Cheryl Cole
    Cheryl Fernandez-Versini


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Omackeral wrote: »
    She's always struck me as a polished up turd. Just a bit of a knick-knack that's good looking and turned into a darling of sorts but I reckon there's a bit of a skanger under all that. She's also very contrived with reactions on shows she's judging. Has this faux emotional stare and tops it off with some gick like "that really spoke to us, pet" even tho she just means "me" instead of "us". Lastly, she's got the ability to be good looking without being sexy. Ps- how many last names do you need?

    you reckon?

    she's pure council


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    oh no....this is it....the end times are beginning we're all doomed now.

    (why is this **** even in the news? I know it's a bit of a stretch calling Sky the news but still)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,940 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    Liam Payne was on Graham Norton a few weeks ago and didn't appear to have many brain cells to rub together.

    Which made them a perfect fit really.

    Sad in a way. They had the chance to be an intellectual couple in the mould of Marie and Pierre Curie
    Not that I care about them but myself and missus watched that Graham Norton and both though what the hell does she see in him, he came across as a teenager, He looked really bad on the show, he really did come across as a child .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Not that I care about them but myself and missus watched that Graham Norton and both though what the hell does she see in him, he came across as a teenager, He looked really bad on the show, he really did come across as a child .

    He must have an aul yoke on him like an extra value tin of Pepsi Max


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭.......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Sure she married a gay footballer before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,790 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Wagon or not, I wouldn't mind a go on her.

    Who said she didn't look sexy? Extremely sexy in the pic below.

    ucW.jpg

    She'd need to put on a few pounds for protection before Mr BattleCorp climbed aboard. I'd make bits of a bag of bones like that.

    ucb.jpg

    And just in case anybody doesn't know about the stupid tattoo on her hoop, here ya go.

    ucr.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,637 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Wagon or not, I wouldn't mind a go on her.

    Who said she didn't look sexy? Extremely sexy in the pic below.

    ucW.jpg



    that picture must be 10 years old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    that picture must be 10 years old.




    Ah look. We'd all happily have a go on her even if she had morphed into a hippo. We'd just keep quiet about the details



    Then in 20 years we could tell the grandkids we rode Cheryl


    We just wouldn't say when we rode her


    Still, I'd hazard a guess that she'd be in the top few percent of wimmins her own age anyway as regard being fit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Literal she's had three, including her maiden name.

    Cheryl Tweedy
    Cheryl Cole
    Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

    Perhaps she needs to consider marrying me. I'll ride her for a couple of weeks.

    We'll get divorced but at least she'll end up with an appropriate surname


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,749 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    that picture must be 10 years old.

    Wouldn't mind how old it is but it's completely photoshopped, look at the outline of her stomach on the left side...


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