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What talent/gift do you possess?

  • 20-06-2018 08:52PM
    #1
    DickSwiveller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,697 ✭✭✭DickSwiveller


    Don't be modest.


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  • #2
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I'm the first to leave silly jokes after the OP posts.


  • #3
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,978 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    I can burp the alphabet backwards, down a pint in 3 seconds, good at cross stitch. Think that's it really.


  • #4
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I can sing and whistle while sitting on a thistle.


  • #5
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    DickSwiveller wrote: »
    Don't be modest.


    I wouldn't say constantly gloating is a talent/gift.


  • #6
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Giving threads like this a precise rating.


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  • #7
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    I can see the trouble coming from miles away. That's when I leave, then head back just when it kicks off and have a massive massive laugh from the shadows.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #8
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,875 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    I can wriggle my ears! :)


  • #9
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    I helped create the well respected Pen Island.com website. Took a while to get it up and running and lasted not as long as I hoped but it all came good in the end.


  • #10
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

    Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


    Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.


  • #11
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uncharted wrote: »
    I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

    Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


    Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.

    I also can do this


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  • #12
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 925 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Treasure Drab Spirits wrote: »
    I can sing and whistle while sitting on a thistle.

    Blessed is he who sits on a thistle
    For he shall rise again.

    My talents include getting and remaining fat.


  • #13
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I can get to anyone.


  • #14
    DickSwiveller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,697 ✭✭✭DickSwiveller


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Giving threads like this a precise rating.

    Always a knocker. Why not just refrain from commenting if you don't like it?


  • #15
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Nah, I'm a great humble bragger.


  • #16
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds

    I can also look directly into the sun for 10 seconds


  • #17
    shakeitoff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    I can do non stop keepy uppies with a football, I can only do them using right foot and knee. It's literally the only thing I have ever been half decent at.


  • #18
    Amia Incalculable Headache
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Amia Incalculable Headache


    All of them


  • #19
    Eggs For Dinner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,279 ✭✭✭Eggs For Dinner


    I can post on Boards AND piss people off simultaneously


  • #20
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I can fart with my hands.


  • #21
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I can usually find a way to offend everyone. Can turn most things sexual. Well known for making the wrong comment at the wrong time in the hope it's funny. Can down a pint in 3 seconds. Pretty good at CoD. Good chance at the most amount of masturbation without it being an clinical issue...


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  • #22
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Uncharted wrote: »
    I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

    Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


    Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.
    You must be good at reading greens on a golf course.


  • #23
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm really good at picking the exact right episode of a TV programme with shítloads of episodes to show someone to get them to start watching it.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can talk to anyone with ease. Be you queen or pauper.
    I can sing.
    I can spell exceptionally well.
    I can put you at ease easily :)
    I can tell how you are feeling.
    I listen without needing or simply waiting for my turn to speak.
    I notice colours that match. Like "oh the stripe on your shoe is the exact same colour as the light on the laptop".


  • #25
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    DickSwiveller wrote: »
    Always a knocker. Why not just refrain from commenting if you don't like it?

    Could have been a very precise 5*****


  • #26
    DickSwiveller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,697 ✭✭✭DickSwiveller


    verycool wrote: »
    I wouldn't say constantly gloating is a talent/gift.

    Who's "constantly gloating". What are you on about?


  • #27
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    I can wriggle my ears! :)
    Me too! :D
    Eggs For Dinner wrote: »
    I can post on Boards AND piss people off simultaneously
    In this regard at least EfD.

    You.

    mitymous.jpg


    Me.

    Freeman-God.jpg

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #28
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,822 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I seem to be irresistible to spiders. Not a good thing, but there you go.


  • #29
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭rizzee


    I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing.


  • #30
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I can open a bra with one hand.


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  • #31
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I can locate the ceiling in any building in nano seconds even with my eyes closed , I can also smell the colour 4 and twitch my nose.


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